Santa Banta Jokes

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u’ll die. Santa: U’ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform. Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.

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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

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Santa Abhi Tak Yahi Soch ke Pareshan Hai Ki, Jab Anna Hajare Ne 13 Din Tak, Kuch Khaya Hi Nahi, To Fir Wo "BILL" Kis Baat Ka Maang Raha Hai....?

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Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola- Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe To Dhakka Lagau.

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Gurdas Maan: Santa ji,aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.

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Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life." . Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ? . Santa: My wifes first husband.

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faaadu santa. . . . Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale? . . Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha, Ke Phone Aa Gaya. Maine Jaldi mein Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li . ... . . . Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala? . . . . . . . . Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na...

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Biwi: Jo Aadmi Roj Raat Ko Sharab Peekar Aata H,
Uske Liye Mere Maan Mein Bilkul Bhi Hamdardi Nahi H.
Pati: Jise Roj Sharab Pine Ko Milti Ho,
Use Kisi Ki Hamdardi Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai, Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am

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A house was on fire with 25 people inside. Santa went inside & saved 6 by pulling them out. But he was jailed. Why? Bcoz ALL 6 were Firemen..

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Santa G Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Santa G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola, Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hay

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Santa- Aaj Kal Zyada Bachche Judwa Kyo Paida Hote Hai? Banta-desh Me Itna Aatankwaad Badh Gaya Hai Ke Bachche Akele Aane Se Darte Hai

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Santa Darvaze Pe Gun Liye Khada Hai, Wife: Y R U Standing Here. Santa: Sher Ke Sikar Pe Jaa Raha Hu. Wife: To Jaao Na. Santa: Kaise Jaun Bahar Kutta Khada Hai.

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Santa ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye . . Que. the:- 1.China kis Desh me hai? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai? 3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai? 4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai? 5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai..?

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Do Ladkio Ki Aapas Mein Baat Chit. Pehli : Mein Tumhari Tarah Apne Pati Mein Kabhi Burai Nahi Dhundti. Dusri : Ha Jab Burayi Saaf Najar Aati Ho To Dhundne Ka Kya Faida.

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Santa=Mai kal film dekhne theater gaya,Wahan Such-much aadmi ko kat rahe the Banta:- Tu Kaunse theatre gaya tha? Santa:-Operation theater.

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Ek Aurat Padosan Se Boli 5 Ghante Ho Gaye Mere Pati Ko Sabji Kharidne Bazar Gaye H.Abhi Tak Nahi Lote. Mujhe Chinta Ho Rahi H.
Padosan : Iss Mein Chinta Ki Kya Baat H Apne Padosi Ko Pata Lo.
Father Ne Church Mein Updesh Diya Tha.
Maine Kaha Mein To Karti Hu Father Lekin Uski Biwi Aitraj Karti H.
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Banta k ghar shadi k 20 saal bad bachcha hua, Wo udas ho gya, santa: Yar udas kyu ho? Banta: 20 saal bad bachcha hua wo bhi,CHHOTA SA.

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

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Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!

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