Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! :P :v :D
Santa Electric Shop me:
2 pankhe dena 1 ladies or 1 Gents.
Salesman: pankho me ladies or gents nhi hota.
Santa: Saale kaise nhi hota 1 BAJAJ ka de or 1 USHA ka
Santa and banta jungle mein, samne aaya sher…
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti phenki,
aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyu bhagu, mitti to tune phenki hai.
Santa-Gajini Me Amir Ne Itni solid Body Kese Bnayi hogi?
BNTA-Jab Wo Jim Se Waps Aata Tha To 15Min K Bad Bhul Jata tha or fir Wapas Jim Jata Tha isliye.
Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet
me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye
mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua?
Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi
dekha - WALK when u TALK?
Santa:- Nevi Me Job Nikali Hai karoge,
Banta:- Ha-Ha Jarur Kaam Kya Karna Hai.
Banta:- Jab Jahaj Bich Samandar Me Ruk Jaye To Tumhe Piche Se Dhakka Lagana Hoga.
Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha,
1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue
Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah
Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi
Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye.
Ek Truck Dusre Truck Ko Rassi Se Bandh Kar Le Ja Raha Tha
Ye Dekh Kar Santa Hans-Hans Ke Lot-Pot Ho Gaya Aur Bola.
Santa: “Ek Rassi Ko Le Jane K Liye 2-2 Truck“
Maa: Kmabhakat Tum 6 Saal Ki Ho Or Itni Wahaiyat Harkat Karti Ho ,
To Fauran Mere Sir Ka Ek Baal Safed Ho Jata H.
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Beti: Ohoh! Mein Ab Samjhi Ki Nani Ke Saare Baal Safed Ku H.
Santa apne papa ke sat ja raha tha
Us ka lali pop gir gaya,
To daidy ne kha beta chod do
Dosra lelegen
2 dinbad un ke sat us ki ma bhi
thi,
Ma gir gai to bete ne kha,
Daddy chod do dosri lelege.