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  • Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote ChoteBaal Kyu Katwaye? Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- kya laaye ho? banta- mai tere liye rishta laya hu. ladki B.COM hai.. santa- ladki chahe kisi bhi com ki ho bus padi-likhi honi chahiye.. -
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Bad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story Librarian- Santa ji,wo TELEPHONE DIARY hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…? . . . . . . . . Deadly answr given by SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Aaj Kal Zyada Bachche Judwa Kyo Paida Hote Hai? Banta-desh Me Itna Aatankwaad Badh Gaya Hai Ke Bachche Akele Aane Se Darte Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha? . Sabar se kam lo beta,Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun,,;->:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता प्रवचन सुनकर घर आया और पत्नी को गोद में उठा लिया. पत्नी : – क्या गुरूजी ने रोमांस करने के लिए कहा है ? संता : – नहीं पगली, उन्होंने तो कहा है कि अपने दुःख खुद उठाओ …!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Se Bola :- Bhai Suna H Teri Biwi Ke Baccha Hua H. Bache Ka Baap Kaun H? Banta Bahut Laal-Pila Hua Aur Gaaliya Dene Laga. Santa Mand Sawar Mein Bola- Khafa Kyu Hota H, Yaar Mein To Samjha Tha Ki Tujhe Malum Hoga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Kya Hua" Ye Mitti Kyu Khod Raha Hai ? Santa: Dadi Ji Ne Bola Maine Unka Naam Mitti Mein Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hoon Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta: Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi kya karu! Santa: “Message sending fail” likh ke bhej de.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi: Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha. ki Use yaad aaya.. bijli to 2 din se bnd hai, wapas uth gaya or bola: Sala! dara diya..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Sabha Mein Ek Padre Ne Kaha – Mujhe Pata H Ki Iss Sabha Mein Ek Aadmi Aisa H Jo Kisi Dusre Aadmi Ki Sarti Ke Sath Sota H. Agar Usne Daanpatar Mein 100/- Na Dale To Mein Uska Naam Sabko Bata Dunga.
    Baad Mein Dekhne Par Malum Padha Ki Danpatar Bilkul Bhara Hua H.
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola: Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.. Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh, SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!! Ye ladkiya bhi na..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...
    • 10 years ago



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