Santa Banta Jokes

Santa:Oye tera ek daat nila kaise ho gaya Banta:Yaar maine ink lagai hai. Santa:Vo kyun? Banta:Yaar aajkal BLUETOOTH bahut mashur hai

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santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta? banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliye santa-baarish ka msg se kya lena? banta-abe saale,msg bheeg gaya to?

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Santa: Me bada hokar Air Force me jaunga. Mom: Mujhe kaise pata chalega k ye mere bete ka plane h? Santa:Me guzarte waqt ghar pe BOMB phek dunga

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SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA 1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS. SALESMAN-PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NHI HOTA SANTA-KESE NHI HOTA 1 BAJAJ KA DE OR EK Usha

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SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho? saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.

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Judge: Tumhe Bai- Ijjat Bari Kiya Jata H.
Kyunki Jo Scooter Churane Ka Aarop Tum Par Lagaya Tha
Use Koi Sach Sabit Nahi Kar Paya.
Chor: Kush Hokar. Iska Matlab H Ab Ye Scooter Mera Ho Gaya.
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Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya Sab darwaze Khirkiyan Band kardi Light off kar ke Uske pass aaya Aur bola: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ye Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai

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Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya@Hushain2

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Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi. Lekin Job Ke Pehle Din Hi Use Bohat Gaaliyan Padi Aur Dhakke Dekar Job Se Nikal Diya Gaya Kyu Ki Usne Apne Office Mein Pehli Call Kuch Is Tarha Se Attend Kari Thi. Santa With First Caller: “How Can I Help You Sir?” First Caller: “Mera Vodaphone Ka Sim Dhang Se Kaam Nahi Kar Raha.” Santa: “Abe To Airtel Ka Lele Na“

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Santa: Biwi Se Ladai Khatm Ho Gyi Kya? Banta: Haa, Ghutne Tek K Aayi Thi Mere Paas. Santa: Achha? Kaise? Bnta: Boli, Bed K Niche Se Niklo, Ab Nhi Marungi.

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Santa being romantic to his wife. "One day God tested me, erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now? I told Him your name and He replied, "I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted"

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Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Se Pucha: Tumhe Aurat Ko Itna Najuk Kyu Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Karo. Aadmi: Aur Itna Aakrshak Ku Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Kar Sako. Aadmi: Magar Use Itna Bewkoof Ku Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Wo Tumhe Pyar Kar Sake.

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Santa ne BUS ME 2TICKET Li Conductor-2 Q? Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI. Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO. SAnta-TO "PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA.

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Santa- Meri Shaadi Kab Hogi? Jyotishi- Kabhi Nahin Hogi. Santa- Kyon? Jyotishi- Kaise Hogi, Tumhari Kismat Me Toh Sukh Hi Sukh Lika Hai.

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Santa:Aaj Tere Cell Pr Bahut I Love UK Msg Aa Rahe H! Kya Baat H? Banta:O Kuch Nhi Ji… Aaj BV Ka Cell Laya Hu Na.

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SANTA- APKA KUTTA TO SHER JAISA DKHTA HAI KYA KHILATE HO ISE??? . . BANTA- WO SHER HE HAI.. . . SAALA PYAR K CHAKKAR ME KUTTON JAISE HALAT BAN GAE H..

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Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent. Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?” Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would Immediately Start Investigation.“ -

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Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko.
Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu.
Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega.
Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola.
Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho.
:heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart:

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Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!

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"Darling" said Santa to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you can live on my small income?". "Ofcourse dearest", she replied. "But what will you live on?"

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