Santa Banta Jokes

santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola: Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.

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Santa- Jab meri nayi-2 shadi hui thi Muje Biwi itni pyari lagti thi Mann karta tha kha jau Banta-Or ab? Santa- Kha hi Liya Hota to acha hota.

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Santa Darvaze Pe Gun Liye Khada Hai, Wife: Y R U Standing Here. Santa: Sher Ke Sikar Pe Jaa Raha Hu. Wife: To Jaao Na. Santa: Kaise Jaun Bahar Kutta Khada Hai.

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Ek Bar Dance Jo Apne Kaam Se Mashur Thi.
Waha Ek Aadmi Use Aate Jate Ghurta Tha.
Dancer Se Bhi Sehan N Hua. Or Use Boli Agar
Tumne Battamiji Ki To Apne Pati Ko Bula Lungi.
Kaha Gaye H Aapke Pati. Dancer Angdayi Lete Hue
1 Mahine Ke Liye Ghar Se Bahar.
:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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Santa ne AC lagwaya. Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai? Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai, garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar..

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Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News. Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya. Banta: Aur Bad News? Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(

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Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa: Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta: goal kar rahe hain!!! Santa:’lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol Karenge?’

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Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!" Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"

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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

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Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!! By -nripendebnath

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Interviewer-To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega? Santa-PANI nhi hoga to insan tair nhi payega.Tair nhi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega.

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SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansijati hai BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai

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Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay.

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Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love.

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SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke Baad Bola: "Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do".. . . . . . . . . DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun??? . . . . . SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE" :-P

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Santa- tum kis din paida hue, Banta-sunday ko, Santa- tum mujhe pagal bana rahe ho sundey ko to chutti hoti he... ha ha ha

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Santa saw a beautiful gal...he went and smooched her. Gal- What are you doing? Santa: Law,4th semester from Punjab University.

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Daku bank lutne gaye.. gun ghar me bhul gaye fir bhi bank lut lia kaise? bank manager santa tha, bola: koi baat nai i trust u, gun muje kal dikha dena.

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Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

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