Doctor : Santo Se 3 Tarah Ki Goliya Dete Hue Kaha,
Lal Goli Subha, Pili Dophar, Aur Hari Raat Ko 3 Glass Pani Ke Sath Lena.
Thik Ho Jaogi,
Santo: Aakhir Mujhe Hua Kya H?
Doctor: Kuch Nahi. Tum Pani Kam Peeti Ho.
Ekdin SANTA ne ek ladki ko phn kya
SANTA:hy jan how r u? what r u doing?
LADKI:f9...mai rice cooke kar rah hoon
SANTA:what..jab bhi tumhe phn krti hoon
Tum rice cooke karte ho
GIRL:na na mai toh naukrani.
:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta:
Ye Kya Hai?
Santa:
Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai.
Banta:
Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar,
Santa:
Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.
Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga...
Banta: kaun si bike?
Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr
rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho?
yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to
chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas
hai
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संता को अपना कुत्ता बेचना था. बंता उसे खरीदने वाला था.
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बंता - क्या यह कुत्ता वफादार है?
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संता - हां जी, मै इसको तिन बार पहले भी बेच चूका हू, ये इतना वफादार है की हर बार मेरे पास वापिस आ जाता है.
Santa In Coffee Shop Wth Wife. Santar: Jldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jaye Gi. Wife: Ki Frk Painda Hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh Hot Coffee Rs.15 Cold Coffee.45
Santa:" mujhe uss ladki se bachao..:o
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Banta:" kyo ??
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Santa:" jab se maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga..
saali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai..:( :p :O :/
Santa Dials a number A Girl
Receives Tha Call.
Santa: Who R U...?
Girl: Seeta Here.
Santa: Sorry Mate..
Maine To Chandigrh Phone Kiya
Tha Galte Se Ayodhya Lag Gya!
Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
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Mujrewali- Saheb,
Humne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.
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Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.=D/ :p