Santa Banta Jokes

संता साइकिल पर बाजार जा रहा था।रास्ते में उसने एक लड़की को टक्कर मार दी। लड़की चिल्लाई – घण्टी नहीं मार सकता था क्या ……. ? संता रुआंसा होकर बोला – पूरी साइकिल तो मार दी, अब घण्टी क्या अलग से मारूं ….?

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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

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Santa: Jab Me Chota Tha To Ek Baar Kutub Minaar Se Gir Gaya Tha. Banta: Acha!!to Mar Gaya Ya Bach Gaya. Santa: Saale.! Mujhe Kya Pata, Me To Chhota Tha.

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Santa Kari Chawal Kha Rha Tha, Ek Makkhi Us Par Baithne Lagi.. Santa Use Udate Hue Bola: Chal Pagli Ye Wo Nhi H Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..

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Santa Banta Se Bola :- Bhai Suna H Teri Biwi Ke Baccha Hua H. Bache Ka Baap Kaun H? Banta Bahut Laal-Pila Hua Aur Gaaliya Dene Laga. Santa Mand Sawar Mein Bola- Khafa Kyu Hota H, Yaar Mein To Samjha Tha Ki Tujhe Malum Hoga.

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Banta-Duniya Me Sabse Dukhi Aadmi Kaun Hai? Santa: Bechare Rikshaw Wale. Banta:Q Santa:Qki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya Married "Bhaiyya"Hi Bulati Hai

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Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H

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संता (बंता से): पता है, अमेरिका में लाइट जाती है तो पावर ऑफिस में फोन करते हैं और जापान में लाइट जाती है तो फ्यूज चेक करते हैं. बंता ने तुरंत जवाब दिया: और जब इंडिया में लाइट जाती है तो पड़ोसी के घर में झांक कर देखते हैं, सबकी तो गई है ना… और राहत की सांस लेते हैं.

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Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko Dadhi- Mooch Nahi Aayi? Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon

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1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi, Santa ne Window se Dekha, Socho Santa kya bola hoga? . . Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye

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Army training k dauran 1 officer ne Santa se pucha :- yeh hath me kya hai ? Santa :- Sir yeh banduk hai. Officer :- yeh banduk nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai, tumhari Ma hai Maa !!!! then officer to another sipahi ( Banta ):- yeh tumhare haath me kya hai ? Banta :- sir, yeh Santa k Ma hai or hamari Aunty hai Aunty.......:-D chetan

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Jeeto: What Do U Think About Our Love..? Santa: Try To Count The Stars In The Sky.. Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite.. Santa: No Baby, Its A Waste Of Time..!

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Santa Ws Getting Bitten By Mosquitoes D Whole Night.
He Got Irritated… Drank Poison Said, “ab Kato Salo, Sb Maroge!”

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Santa Khudkushi Par Speech De Raha Tha Khudkushi Paap Hai Zulm Hai Gunah Hai Buzdili Hai Pagalpan Hai Khudkushi Krne Se Behtar Hai, Insan Khud Ko Goli Maarle!

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Santa Shaadi Mein Khana Khane Gaya Par Samane Salad Ka Counter Dekh Kar Wapis Aa Gaya Baahar Aakar Bola O Banta, Abhi To Sabzi Hi Kat Rahi He

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Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge.. Santa ne apna sir pakda. Dr: Kya hua Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.

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Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger? Preeto: I clean the toilet. Banta: How does that help? Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

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Santa_ne cafe me Ldki_se I LUV U kaha Ldki ne Mara Chata Or_Boli kya bola Tu SNTA- ROTE HUE Jab_suna hi nhi tune to Chata Q Mara.

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Santa Banta looking at an Egyptian mummy. Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case! Banta: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai: BC-1760!!

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SNTA Radio Thik Karwane Gya. Mechanic Ne Kaha-Ye Thik He Par MAUSAM Kharab He Isliye Ni Chal Rha SNTA-Le 100 Rs.MAUSAM Naya Dalde

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