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  • Santa Shaadi Mein Khana Khane Gaya Par Samane Salad Ka Counter Dekh Kar Wapis Aa Gaya Baahar Aakar Bola O Banta, Abhi To Sabzi Hi Kat Rahi He
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Chal Race Lagte Hai Jo Haara Wo 1000 Rs. Dega.. Banta: Thik Hai Par Mujhe Raasta Nhi Pata, Santa: Bas Tu Mere Piche Piche Rehna. Banta: Thanks Yaar Ur My Best Fend...!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se.. 1.Main ek aam aadmi hoon. - I m a mango man. 2.Mujhe English aati hai. ... English comes to me. 3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai. I blong 2 greenpur thousanda. 4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hai. tablets r walking on d road.
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता- अरे यार ये मोबाइल तो मुझे कंगाल कर देगा। बंता- क्यों? संता- बार-बार दिखाता है बैटरी लो, अब तक 50 बैटरी बदल चुका हूं।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: kal rat mai bathroom gya, to dekha baha bhoOot tha.. . . . . . . Banta: fir kya huya? . . . . . . . . .Santa: hona kya tha, maine kaha k aap hi karlo bhoOot ji.. Mera to waise hi nikal gya hai aapko dekh k..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta: Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa: Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • latest sms jokes ‚‚ BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ? SANTA-’bhout bura’, Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta:- "I am going" ka kya matlab hota hai..? BANTA:- "MAIN JAA RAHA HOON"..! ! ! Santa:- Aise nahi Jaane dunga, Pehle Matlab bataa...!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa. Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha: 100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:- santa ghar ka darwaja : Ukhadkar bazaar mai legaya. : Ek aadmi ne pucha:- : Kaha ja rehe ho,Darwaja bechna hai. : Santa:- nahi bhai Tala khulwana hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Samose Ke Andar Ka Aalu Kha Raha Tha, Banta: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho.? Santa: Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Khane ko Mana Kiya Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • IIT exam, Santa got 1 question. Prove Sin x = 6n Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides. Then six=6 & wrote: “Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’
    • 9 years ago



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  • :: Santa Banta Short Jokes :: SaNTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha BaNTA-Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho? SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log He Roz Roti Chickn K Saath Khate he
    • 9 years ago



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  • Doctor:- kal apka urine test karenge.iss bottle me apna urine likee ana. . . . . Santajara soch-ke) app khud test karenge?yaa kisi aur se test karwaoge? . . . Doctor:-mein khud he test karunga. . Santa ne agli din urine ke sath samusa bhi lekee ayaa. . . . . . Doctor:-urine likee aya thik hei.magar samusa q? . . . . . . . . Santa:-khali mu-mee urine test karenge acca nehi lagega.isiliye mein samusa bhi likee ayaa.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Cafe Mein Ek Ladki se I Love You Kaha.. . . Ladki Ne Zor Se Ek Kheench Ke Chanta Maara Aur Boli: KYAA BOLAA ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Santa Rote Hue Bola: Kamini Tune Jab Suna Hi Nahi To Chanta Kyo Maara????
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta: Agar Aapko Grmi Lage To, Ap Kya Krte Ho? Santa: Cooler K Samne Baith Jata Hu Banta: Phir Bhi Grmi Lage To? Santa: To Cooler On Kar Leta Hu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-Gajini Me Amir Ne Itni solid Body Kese Bnayi hogi? BNTA-Jab Wo Jim Se Waps Aata Tha To 15Min K Bad Bhul Jata tha or fir Wapas Jim Jata Tha isliye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Patni Apne Kisi Chahne Wale Ke Sath Ghar Mein Maujh Masti Kar Rahi Thi,
    Jab Uska Pati Ghar Par Nahi Tha. Achanak Uska Pati Ghar Aa Gaya.
    Uski Patni Uss Aadmi Ke Upar Leti Hui Thi.
    Ye Dekh Wo San Reh Gya. Wo Kuch Bolta Usse Pehle Hu Uski Biwi.
    Hadd H Aap Ki Bhi. Kabhi To Haste –Muskurate Raha Karo.
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 9 years ago



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