Santa Banta Jokes

Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin. Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya.. Q? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Q k santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)

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Santa:Dr.Mein Jab Baat Karta Hu 2 Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai Aadmi Nahi Dikhta. Dr:Aisa Kab Hota Hai Santa:Phone Karte Waqt.

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Teacher (Giving instruction)- Start Computer. Santa- I did. Teacher- Now open My Computer. Santa- Miss, where is your computer?...

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banta2santa:tu ye muhme buk leker, kya kar raha hai? santa:oh yaar dostone mujhe, facebook ka id banane ko kaha hai.

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Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’

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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

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Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai. Santa: Kamal hai ji,sabka nishana chook gaya?

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Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…? . . . . . . . . Deadly answr given by SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…

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Santa Ne Cafe Mein 1 Ladki Se I Love You Kaha Ladki Ne Chanta Mara Aur Boli: Kya Bola? To Santa Rote Hue Bola: Jab Suna Nahi Tune To Chanta Kyu Mara?

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Santa – gai kale me macchar ne ullu banavya Banta – e kvi rite? . Santa – me bedroom ma machhardani nakhi ane hall ma sui gyo..

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

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santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao banta:kyo? santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

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Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.

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Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha. Banta- kya kr ra hai? Santa- Lassi bna ra hu Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.

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Santa-maine aisi cheez ki khoj ki h jisko lagane se tu deewar k aar-par dekh sakta h.... Banta-wah## koun si cheez...? Santa-"KHIDKI".........

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Santa ne Banta ki beti ka Rishta manga. Banta ne santa ko bahut mara Mar kha ke santa Utha kapde jhadk bola To phir me Inkar samjhun.

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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu? Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

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Santa;-ChaL Bahar ChaLte Hai Tazi Hawa Kha Kar Aayege. - Banta;-Tu ChaL Mai Chamach Aur PLat Lekar Aata Hu..;-)

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