Accident k baad Driver gusse mein- Maine car ki headlight ON kar k bataya tha k pehle mujhe nikalne do.
Santa-assi vi tan wiper chala ke keha si ke "Na kaka Na"
INSULT :P
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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;)
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Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..??
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort ;)
‚ santa banta new jokes ‚
Santa ek Baarat me gya
Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha
Preshan hokr
Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gya h,
thode “RASGULE DO”
Santa Aur Banta Ne
Samandar Ke Kinare
Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha
"Doobtey Ko Bachane
Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam"
Santa: Main Jump Lagata
Hun Tum Muje Bachana
Is Tarha 500 Milenge
Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge.
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Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne
Jump Laga Di.
Banta Khamoshi Se
Dekhta Raha
Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke
Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi
Aata Tum Mje Bachate
Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke
Neeche Nahi Padha,
Neeche Likha Tha
"Laash Nikalne Wale
Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"
Ek Bus Mein Ticket Rate The 50,70,100. Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha Jab
Sab Seat Ek Si H To Fir Farq Ku. Conductor Bola Raste Mein Pata Chalega.
Uss Aadmi Ne 50 Wala Ticket Le Liya. Bus Chali Or Aadhe Raste Mein Khrabh Ho Gayi.
Tab Conductor Bola. 100 Rs Ticket Wale Baithe Raho 70 Wale Niche Utar Kar Khade Ho Jao.
Or 5 Wale Jab Tak Bus Start Nahi Ho Jati Dhakka Lagate Raho.
Santa Ne Cafe Mein Ek Ladki se I
Love You
Kaha..
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Ladki Ne Zor Se Ek Kheench Ke
Chanta Maara Aur
Boli:
KYAA BOLAA ???
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Santa Rote Hue Bola:
Kamini Tune Jab Suna Hi Nahi
To Chanta Kyo Maara????
:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi ::
Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........
Santa: banta bhai aj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte??
Waiter: bus karo salo smne 1 hi ped hai..ab kya pura jungle banaoge..
Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish
ho rahi thi
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santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell
bajai aur pucha : Dhakka laga
doge kya plz.......?.?
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aadmi neend me tha isliye mana
kar dia aur andar aa gaya
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par fir use guilty feel hua....usne
socha kabhi vo khud baarish me
fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare
to..........?.?
wo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya
tumhe abhi bhi dhakka chahiye....?
awaaz aayi :"haan
aadmi : thik hai par tum ho
kahan.........? .?.?
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santa :"YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE
PAR....
Santa 1st time plane par baitha,
jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha,
santa pilot ko maarne laga.
or bola:main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar raha hai