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  • Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho, PHLWAN-kamse kam 10 Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai, jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa in bmw at Petrol Pump:"5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal do." . . . . . . Pump wala (gusse me):"Itna sara petrol dalwa ke kahaan jana hai?" ;> . . . .. . . . . . Santa: "Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle, Hum to aise hi paise udaate
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi? Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, khol k dekha to under CHHUHA mra hua tha, dekh k santa bola:AE lo,chalega kaise. SINGER to mar gaya. .
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: banta bhai aaj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte?? . . . . . Waiter: bus karo saloo samne 1 hi ped hain.. ab kya pura jungle banaoge:D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:Aj Mene Apni Bv Ko Watchman K Sath Movie Jate Hue Dekha. Banta:To Tum Unke Piche Nhi Gye? Santa:Nhi Yar, Darsal Wo Movie Mene Pahle Hi Dekhi Hui Thi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin. Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya.. Q? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Q k santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa went to interview for FBI agent. Interviewer: “who killed abraham lincoln?” Santa: “thanks for giving the job sir, i would immediately start investigation.“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I’ll take the money.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता किसी बीयर बार में गया. उसने एक स्कॉच का पैग मंगवाया. पैग पीने के बाद अपनी कमीज की जेब में देखा और स्कॉच का एक और पैग मंगवाया. इसी तरह बार-बार वह अपनी जेब देखता और स्कॉच का ऑर्डर देता. बार का वेटर यह देखकर परेशान हो गया. वेटर:दोस्त! मैं तुम्हें पूरी रात शराब पिलाऊंगा पर तुम मुझे बस इतना बता दो कि ड्रिंक मांगने से पहलेअपनी जेब में क्या देख रहे हो? संता:मैं अपनी पत्नी की फोटो को देख रहा हूं. जब वो मुझे अच्छी दिखने लगेगी तब मैं समझूंगा की अब घर जाने का समय हो गया है.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa,his wife with son and daugher went to a party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Santa.. and this is Santnee this is my kid and that is my kidney!!"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. . Banta: fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa cricket match khel ke aaya. . . . . . . Banta....kitne run banaaye . . . . . . Santa......Triple century hone mebass... . . . . . . . . . 299 runs chahiye the . . Kanjar ne out kr diya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Aur Banta Ne Samandar Ke Kinare Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha "Doobtey Ko Bachane Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam" Santa: Main Jump Lagata Hun Tum Muje Bachana Is Tarha 500 Milenge Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge. . Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne Jump Laga Di. Banta Khamoshi Se Dekhta Raha Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi Aata Tum Mje Bachate Kyun Nahi? Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke Neeche Nahi Padha, Neeche Likha Tha "Laash Nikalne Wale Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"
    • 9 years ago



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