Santa Banta Jokes

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first- the chicken or the egg? O yaar,jiska order pehle doge,vo ayega!

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After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

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Santa-maine aisi cheez ki khoj ki h jisko lagane se tu deewar k aar-par dekh sakta h.... Banta-wah## koun si cheez...? Santa-"KHIDKI".........

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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi

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Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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Santa apni Biwi se- Aaj tumhari choti behan ko apne ghar me dekh ke bahut khushi ho rahi hai.. Biwi- Hanji, Aapki khushi pajame me se dikh rahi hai

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संता एक कंजूस की शादी में गया। उसने देखा शादी वाले घर में दो दरवाजे थे। एक पर लिखा था ‘रिश्तेदार’ और दूसरे पर लिखा था ‘दोस्त’। संता दोस्त वाले दरवाजे से अंदर गया। आगे फिर दो दरवाजे थे। एक पर लिखा था ‘पुरुष’ और दूसरे पर लिखा था ‘महिलाएं’। संता आगे गया तो फिर दो दरवाजे मिले। पहले पर लिखा था ‘गिफ्ट वाले’ और दूसरे पर लिखा था ‘बिना गिफ्ट वाले’। संता बिना गिफ्ट वाले गेट के अंदर गया तो उसने देखा कि वह घर के पीछे वाली गली में पहुंच गया है और वहां लिखा था "शर्म तो रही होगी, मेरी शादी में फ्री में रोटी खाएगा? चल अब जा और हवा खा!’

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Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

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Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Dukandar: Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Santa: Yaar, Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.

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Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai, Aur Kehta Hai. Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai, Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha: Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha? Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein

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Santa:-Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaak Kyun Diya Banta: Saali Characterless Thi, Shaadi Mujhse Ki Aur Baccha Bhagwan Se Mangati Thi.

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Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this babys voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..

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Santa: Phone pe itni dheemi aawaz me Kis se baat kar raha hai? Banta: Behen hai ! Santa: To phir itni Dheemi aawaz me kis liye? Banta: Teri hai is liye!

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Teacher-santa,agar samundar me nimbu kaa ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge. santa-chidiya bankar. Teacher-insaan ko chidiya tumhara baap banayga? Santa-samundar me ped aapka baap banayga.

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Santa: Biwi Se Ladai Khatm Ho Gyi Kya? Banta: Haa, Ghutne Tek K Aayi Thi Mere Paas. Santa: Achha? Kaise? Bnta: Boli, Bed K Niche Se Niklo, Ab Nhi Marungi.

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Santa Ke Maa Ke Tabyat Khrab Ho Gye, Wo Apne Maa Ko Lekar Hospital Gya. Doctor: Inke Kuch Test Honge, Santa: Hey! Bhgwan Ab Kya Hoga, "Mere Maa To Anphad Ha"

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Santa In Coffee Shop Wth Wife. Santar: Jldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jaye Gi. Wife: Ki Frk Painda Hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh Hot Coffee Rs.15 Cold Coffee.45

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Santa: Mera Ghar Itna Bada Hai Ki Usme Local Train Chalti Hai. Banta: Yeh To Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Mera Ghar Itna Bada Hai Ki Agar Ek Se Dusre Kone Chale Jaao To Roaming Lagti Hai.

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Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena.nonveg sms in hindi, santa banta nonveg sms Shopkeeper: White hi kyun? Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

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Plz samjne ki kosish karo mujhe Tang na karo Rat ko tumari wajh se nind nhi ayi Mat khelo mri life se SANTA ne hath jodkar machar se kaha

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