Santa Banta Jokes

Ek bar santa hospitle ke samne ro raha tha. Banta bola kyun ro rahe ho. Santa ne jawab diya-main khoon ka test karne aya tha ungly kaat di. Banta bola ary yaar main tu paisaab ka test karany aya hoo

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Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..! Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.. Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.? Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..! Hot Coffee = Rs 15 Cold Coffee = Rs 45

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Santa:Bhai jaldi se do gulab jamun de, . Avi ladai hone wala hain. . Dukandar: ye lo. . . . . Woh dono khane k baad . Santa: Bhai,aur do de yar, . . Ladai shuru hone se pehle kha leta hoon. . . Dukandar: yar kab se ladai ki baat kar raha hain, . Kis ki ladai hone wala hain bol toh zara. . . . . Santa: Pehle kha lene de. . . Khane k baad . . . . . . . Avi ladai start hogi, . . Dekh maine kha toh liya, magar mere paas paisa ni hain. :P

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Santa To Banta Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta He Bnta- Jo Besan Or PaKode Ka He Santa-Wo Kese Banta-QkI Jab Besan SANTA Hai Tabhi To PaKoda BANTA He.

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Maine Ek Naya Drink Bnaya H. Yeh Dudh, Gulocose Aur Sharab Ko Mix Karke Bana H. Dudh Aapko Shakti Deta H, Glucose Apme Furtilapan Lata H. Aur Sharab….? Sharab Tumhe Yeh Btati H Ki Tumhe Apni Shakti Aur Furti Kaha Paryog Karni H.

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Santa- yar banta nav ma chad ho gaya ha pani upar aa raha ha. Banta- yar chanta mat kar dusra chad kar danga pani nikal jaiga.

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Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya".. Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8 ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mujhe kya padheygi..:-)

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MrSanta: Jeene k liye oxygen zaruri hai. iski khoj 1773 me hui . Santa: Thank God,mai pehle paida hota to mar hi jata

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banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka? santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..

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Gurdas Maan: Santa ji,aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.

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Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

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Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai? Banta:Simple Hai Yar Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na

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Santa- Sir Hum Logo Ne Ek Asi Chij Banai He Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Par Dekh Skte He. Sir- Wow Fantastick. Kya He Vo??? Banta- "Khidki".

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Bhikari Koi 100Rs Dedo Main 3 Din Se Bhuka Hu Santa: 100 Ka Chutta Hai Bhikari: Ha Hai Santa: To Wo to kharch Kr Pehle.

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Santa - aj mera dost dudh pine se mar gaya Banta- kese Santa- vo dudh pi raha tha or bhes us per beth gayi

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Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya Pappu: Ab mein ye roti nahi khaunga Santa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pahni hui thi.

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Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha, Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year.

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Santa : Dad, you will soon become a rich man. Santa k Dad : How? Santa : 2morow my teacher will teach me how to Convert paise in2 rupees.

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Santa Ki 1 Tang Ki Haddi Toot Gayi Hospital Gaya To Wahan Ek Admi Ki Dono Tange Tooti Dekhkar Bola "Kya Aapki 2 Biwiyan Hai"

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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

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