Santa Banta Jokes

Dimag ka Dahi wala JoKe . . . santa Nepali Se - Tum American Ho? .. .. .. Nepali- Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali (Gusse Me)- Ha Me American hu... . . santa- Lagte To Nepali Ho Khan

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Santa k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha Dctr=Ye kaise Hua? Santa=Mai Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha,To kisi ne kaha"Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo"...?

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Santa Baraf (ICE) Ke Tukde Ko Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha, Banta: Itne Dhyan Se Kya Dekh Raha Hai? Santa: Main Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hai. :O :D

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Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’

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Santa: Doc Saab, Mein Chashma Laga Ke Pad To Sakoonga? Doc: Haan, Bilkul. Santa: Theek Hai Doc Saab Aapne Anpad Aadmi Ki Zindagi Bana Di!

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Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai:"Suicide Karne Ke Tarike ka Book Hai Kya.. ?? . . . . . . . Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ke Dekha Aur Puchha:"Wapas Karne Kon Aayega..:p :D :O :D

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Santa : Main Ek Larki Ko 5 Lack Rupees De Kar, Usse Daily Interest Leta Hu. . . Tum Log Bhi Aisa Kro; Bara Maja Aayega, . . . . . Interest Ka Matlab Byaaj . Tum Kya Soch Rhe The U Dirty Mind.

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Chain msg by santa: Plz is msg ko itna fwd krain k Meri girlFrnd tk paunch jaye . . “Preeto Tune Sim Change Kr K acha nhi kiya”

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Santa DuKHi THa Banta:KYu TeNSiON Me Hai Santa:Yaar,1 DoST Ko PLaSTiC SurGery Ke LiYe 10 LaKH DiYe The - AB SaaLe Ko PeHCHaN Nai Pa RaHa Hu

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Santa Ke Jale Huwe Lips the. KisiNe Pucha Kaise Jale Santa:Wife Ko Station drop krne Gya Tha, Khushi K Mare Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya

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Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay. Pappu

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SANTA OR RAILAY TT. Train chali santa ek dibbe mein chad gaya. TT. Bola- najar nahi aata ye ladig dibba hai. SANTA- Sorry ji muje laga aap mard ho.

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Golden Words By Martin Luther King. If U Cant Fly, Run. If U Cant Run, Walk. If U Cant Walk, Crawl. But Keep Moving. Santa: Woh To Theek Hai, Par Jaana Kaha Hai ? Hahahaha

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Anil ambani:- Agar Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Zameen Bhi Nahi Dekh Skta.... Santa:- Hamare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi "Khataara Car" Thi...

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एक दिन संता को अनजान नंबर से फोन आया. फोन पर लड़की थी. लडकी:हेलो, आप कुंवारे हैं ? संता:नहीं, लेकिन आप कौन बोल रही हैं ? लड़की: मैं तुम्हारी बीवी बोल रही हूं. आज घर आना तो बताऊंगी . (थोड़ी देर बाद संता को फिर एक अनजाने नंबर से फोन आया. फिर से एक लड़की ही थी) लड़की:क्या आप शादीशुदा हैं ? संता:हां, लेकिन तुम कौन ? लड़की:तुम्हारी गर्लफ्रेंड, धोखेबाज! संता:सॉरी बेबी, मुझे लगा मेरी बीवी हैं . लड़की:बीवी ही हूं. आज बस तुम घर आओ, फिर बताती हूं .

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Santa: Kaam wali Shanti ko bulao...! . . . . . . . . . . . Wife: Kyun? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, . . . . . . Raat mein dawa khane ke baad Shanti ke saath so jaana..:P

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Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first- the chicken or the egg? O yaar,jiska order pehle doge,vo ayega!

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Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha. Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan! Aur Gadha to Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)

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संता:एक बार भगवान और रजनीकांत में लड़ाई हुई. बंता:तो फिर क्या हुआ? संता: नतीजा?? आज भगवान ऊपर हैं.. !

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