Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Ek Baccha Rote Hue Police Min Complain Likhwane Ke Liye Gaya.
Police Wala: Kya Hua.
Bacha: Meri Mummy Kho Gayi H.
Police: Koi Baat Nahi Beta Ro Mat Chalo Apni Mummy Ke Pehchan Btao
Bacha: Jo Unke Sath Ladka H Wo Mere Jaisa H.
Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi:
Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha.
ki
Use yaad aaya..
bijli to 2 din se bnd hai,
wapas uth gaya or bola:
Sala! dara diya..!!
Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher…
Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki,
Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa.
Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai
Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai?
Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai.
Santa- kaise?
Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?
Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Lekakh Ke Nobel Ki Bahut Aalochna Ki.
Lekakh Gusse Mein Uska Patar Lekar Uske Ghar Gaya Aur Bola-
Aapne Aaj Tak Koi Nobel Likha H Nahi Na To Kisi Ki Aalochna,
Kaise Likh Sakte Ho Aadmi: Agar Mein Murgi Ki Tarah Anda,
Nahi De Sakta To Kya Hua, Oomlet Ke Bare Mein Murgi Se Jyada Janta Hu.
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later
Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.