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  • Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya . 1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h? . Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai. . Hanso mat Joke abhi aage hai . . Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..? . Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • बंता- तुमने इतने छोटे-छोटे बाल क्यों कटवाए? संता- दरअसल नाई के पास 3 रुपये छुट्टे नहीं थे, तो मैंने कहा कि 3 रुपये के और काट दे !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue... tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli: Pata he na kya karna hai..? . . . . . . . . Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,, Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! :P :v :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha. Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna. By -R J vishal
    • 10 years ago



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  • Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता को सपने में लड़की ने चप्पल से मारा। अगले 2 दिनों तक संता अपने बैंक नहीं गया, क्योंकि वहां लिखा था- हम आपके सपने को हकीकत में बदलते हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Ye kiska signature hai? "@@@@@@@@@@@@" Santa: Meri mummy ka. Teacher: Aisa kaisa naam hai? Santa: "Ji, JALEBI BAAI"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun tod Di? . . PAPPU: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi Tha.... . Santa: Toh..? . . . . . PAPPU: toh, Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki Wo Meri Kya Hogi...:P :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !At the party, Banta was very shocked 2 see other people wearing suits also !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar mai toh Mushkil me pad gaya. Banta: Kaise? Santa: Biwi make up kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur make up na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha. Santa use ghur ke dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola Arre Banta, agar tu start nahi ho raha hai,to dhakka lagau?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa On Phone: Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant. She Is Having Pain Right Now. Doctor: Is This Her First Child? Santa: No This Is Her Husband Speaking
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santo Badi Pareshan Thi Jo Aata Tha Bache Usse Itrake Kehte The,
    Hum Minister Ke Bache H. To Santo Ne Unhe Samjhaya Aisa Mat Kaha Karo.
    Buri Baat H.
    Dusre Din Minister Ka Ek Dost Ghar Aaya: Bacho Se Laad Karte,
    Hue Unhone Pucha Kya Tum Minister Shahb Ke Bete Ho.?
    Ek Jhat Se Bola: Ji Hum To Yahi Samjate H Lekin Kal Hi Maa Ne Mana Kar Diya,
    Ki Hum Minister Sahab Ke Bache Nahi H,
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Wife Mar gai Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa Banta-Q? Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein: Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents. Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar! Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall. Banta: wat happened? Santa: tu bhi kar, wahan poster laga hai, scratch & win a bmw
    • 10 years ago



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