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  • Judge: Tumhe Bai- Ijjat Bari Kiya Jata H.
    Kyunki Jo Scooter Churane Ka Aarop Tum Par Lagaya Tha
    Use Koi Sach Sabit Nahi Kar Paya.
    Chor: Kush Hokar. Iska Matlab H Ab Ye Scooter Mera Ho Gaya.
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal Rahe Ho.? Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye! Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai.? Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Ek Road Accident Ke Jurm Me Girftar Kar Liya Jata Hai, Judge: Ye Acident Ki Gatna Kaise Ghati.? Santa: Sir Main Kuch Nahi Janta, Main To So Raha Tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cant sell u until u hav prescripti ?on . SaNTA showed his Wedding card . MAN: sir badi botal du ya choti.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA: Rasgulle hai? DUKANDAAR: Nahi SANTA: Dekh lunga DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge? SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:- Agar "Teri "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye,To Tu Kaya Karega? Banta:- Mujhe "Kaya Karna! Ye Do "Behno" Ka" Aapsi "Mamla"Hai:-"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa:Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta:Goal kar rahe hain! Santa:Lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol karenge
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता अपने लिए लड़की देखने गया। लड़की के बाप ने पूछा- बेटा, शराब पीते हो? संता- शराब फिर कभी सही अभी तो सिर्फ चाय चलेगी !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Sh@d! Kab Hoti H@! ?? Banta: Jab $amy@ @nukul N@ Ho,  Rahu, Ketu Or $@n! K! D@$ha Khr@b Ho, Jab A@p K@ M@ngal K@mzor Ho,  Aur H@an Bh@gwan Ne Bhi A@p Ke, M@ze Lene K! Th@n L! Ho, U$h $amya Sh@d! Ho J@t! H@!..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-banta ek dawat me gaye... . . . Ek aadmi ne pucha : aap dono kaun...??? . . . Santa : mai ladke walo ki taraf se... . . . Banta : aur mai ladki walo ki tarafse... . . . Aadmi : kamino aj mere baap ki 13vi h yaha...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Interviewer: Just Imagine, You Are In 8th Floor, It Caught Fire, How Will You Escape? Santa: Its Very Simple, I Will Stop My Imagination..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu.. Banta: Wo Kaise? Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa FTV Dekh Raha Thha, Ki Achanak Se Pappu Room Mein Aa Gaya, Santa Usko Dekh Kar Sarmane Wale Andaj Mein Bola. Santa: "Garib Ladkiyaan Hai, Kapde Lene Ke Bhi Paise Nahi Hai" Pappu: "Iss Se Bhi Garib Ladkiya Dekhni Hai, Toh Mere Pass CD Hai"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Police: Car Gas Par Hai Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Petrol Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Diesel Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Phir Kis Par Hai Santa: Installment Par Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi thori na hai jo fatt jayega
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta :- Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki Ande Kitne h... . to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur . agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h... . to Murgi bhi teri.... . Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De Lo karlo bat
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha, Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha Pandit Santa se pucha : Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate Hai? Santa: Roti
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha. Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna. By -R J vishal
    • 9 years ago



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