santa: santa doctor k pas blood test k liye gya aur zor se rone laga .
banta: kya hua kyon ro raha hai?
santa: blood tst k liye doc ne ungli kati.
banta: banta bhi bade zooro se rone laga.
santa: santa ne pucha kyon ro raha hai?
banta: mai urin tst k liye aaya hoon.
Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
Ek Kasai Chicken Kabab Bectha Tha.
Weh Milawat Ke Iljam Mein Pakda Gaya.
Adalat Mein Usne Qabul Kiya Ki Weh
Murge Ke Meet Mein Kisi Aur Ka Meet Milata Tha.
Judge : Aur Kis Chij Ka Meet ?
Kasai: Kutte Ka Hujur.
Judge: Kitni Milawat Karte The.
Kasai: Barabar Ki
Judge: Kya Matlab?
Kasai: Ek Murga, Ek Kutta
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa- Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Banta chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha.
Santa use ghur ke dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola
Arre Banta, agar tu start nahi ho raha hai,to dhakka lagau?
:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi ::
Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........
संता - मुझे संस्कृत सीखा | पंडित - क्यों ? संता - देवता ओ की भाषा है, स्वर्ग में जरुरत पड़ेगी | पंडित - अगर नर्क गया तो ? संता - हरियाणवी तो आती है | :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING ?
BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM
VERY HAPPY.
SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ?
BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Santa: kal rat mai bathroom gya, to dekha baha bhoOot tha..
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Banta: fir kya huya?
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.Santa: hona kya tha, maine kaha k aap hi karlo bhoOot ji.. Mera to waise hi nikal gya hai aapko dekh k..
Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss
Gaya
hu..
Banta: Wo Kaise?
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka
Kharcha
Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K
Bina
Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!.......