Santa Banta Jokes

SUHAGRAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:-Tum Itni SUNDAR ho, Mai Tumhe Kya Kahu Bahar Khada uska BAAP Bola:- BETA Ek baar"MAA" kah de Baaki Mai Dekh Lunga. Oh..

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Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.

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Santa Ane Tena 2 Mitro Bike Par Jai Rahya Hata. Trafik Police Emne Roke Chhe. Santa Gusse Thai Ne- Pala Thi 3 Besya Chhe Tane Kya Matha Par Besadu.

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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kyaa.. Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

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The Most Romantic Lines Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me Tum Bhi Kho Jao…. Santa Translated In English It Becomes: I M Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost..

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Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

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Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen? Banta: Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

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Santa Banta Se Bola :- Bhai Suna H Teri Biwi Ke Baccha Hua H. Bache Ka Baap Kaun H? Banta Bahut Laal-Pila Hua Aur Gaaliya Dene Laga. Santa Mand Sawar Mein Bola- Khafa Kyu Hota H, Yaar Mein To Samjha Tha Ki Tujhe Malum Hoga.

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Masterji : Kl School Kyu Nhi Aya.
Pingu : Gir Gya Tha Or Lg Gayi.
Masterji : Kaha Gire, Kaha Lagi?
Pingu : Takiye Pe Gira Tha Aur ANKH Lg Gyi..

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Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Se Pucha: Tumhe Aurat Ko Itna Najuk Kyu Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Karo. Aadmi: Aur Itna Aakrshak Ku Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Kar Sako. Aadmi: Magar Use Itna Bewkoof Ku Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Wo Tumhe Pyar Kar Sake.

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santa kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaye ladki ke maa baap bole humari beti abhi padh rahi H. Santa koi baat nahi hum 1ghante baad aa jayenge...

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Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’

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Santa: Sham Ko Ghar aaya aur Sochne Laga Ki aaj Kya Khas Karna Tha Sochta Raha Sochta Raha - Bahut Socha Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad aaya Ki aaj Jaldi Sona Tha Waris ali*

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Santa aamlet bana raha tha usne aanda tora to aanda khali nikla! Santa haran hokar bola ghor kalyug hai murgiye vi abortion karwane lagi hai!

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Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya. Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. Santa: Lo Batao,Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.

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Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya@Hushain2

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Santa: Maine Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha Dukandar: To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli Santa:mahina Ho Gaya Muje Khet Me Boye Ab Tak Murgi Nahi Ugi

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Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai, santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi h Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya h..

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Santa ka Baap UK se Aya.. Baap- Teri MAA Kahan he ?? . . Santa- Padosi ke Saat Bhag Gayi…!! . . Baap- Tune Mujhe bataya kyu nahi ?? . . Santa – Socha Surprise dunga………..lolz…

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