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  • Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya hai? Jeeto: Zehar Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-Mujhe Apni GF Ko Gift Dena Hai, Kya Du Banta-Chota Sa Diamond Ring De Snta- Yaar, Koi Badi Chiz Bata Na Bnta-Phir MRF Ka Tyre De De
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa to his Fatty Wife: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena Fatty Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rahe Ho? santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika he
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa 5 Minute Ma Exam Paper Lakhi Bar Aavi Gayo. Banta- Shu Thyu Na Aavdyu Ke Shu? Santa- Na Evi Vat nathi, Mare Kal Na Paper Ni Taiyari Karvani Chhe.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-bike se ja raha tha, raste me ladki dekhi to gir gaya, ladki-oh my god lagi to nahi? Santa- nahi soniye, me to aise hi bike se utarta hu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Selling Parachute. U Can Jump From Plane & Press Button & U Can Land Safely. Customer: If Parachute Doesn’t Open? Santa: Paisa Wapas
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bank manegar: hum aapko bina intrest k loan denge, Santa: oji dena h to thoda haste-haste do na, Agar dene me intrest nahi h to mat do...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat Raha Hai.. Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha, Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya Hai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa,his wife with son and daugher went to a party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Santa.. and this is Santnee this is my kid and that is my kidney!!"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rang de basanti film dekh kar santa ko bahut gussa aaya Banta:Why you are so angry..? Santa: puri film me basanti ko dikhaya hi ni:-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi . . santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai aur pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.? . . aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia aur andar aa gaya . . par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.? wo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakka chahiye....? awaaz aayi :"haan aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........? .?.? . santa :"YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE PAR....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Jaise He Offce Se Ghar Lota, Darling Rote Hue Boli Darling: “Aji Sunte Ho, Aj Ghar Mein 3 Daku Aaye The Aur Unone Meri Izzat Lut Li” Santa Guse Mein Akar Bola: “To Tune Unko Roka Kyu Nahi?” Darling Udas Hote Hue: “Bada Roka Tha Ji Unko, Par Vo Ruke Nahi, Bole Abhi Hume Jane Do, Hum Fir Dobara Aa Jayenge“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa English K Paper Me Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se.. 1.main Ek Aam Aadmi Hoon. - I M A Mango Man. 2.mujhe English Aati Hai. ... English Comes To Me. 3.mera Taluq Haripur Hazara Se Hai. I Blong 2 Greenpur Thousanda. 4.sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai. Tablets Are Walking On The Road.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. . . . . . . . . . . . Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...:-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa in Lift..very funny hindi sms Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000.. 2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 .. achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda Or SANTA ko dekhne Lagi.. SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo..... Santa Madhosh m/ ladkia Behosh
    • 9 years ago



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  • Army training k dauran 1 officer ne Santa se pucha :- yeh hath me kya hai ? Santa :- Sir yeh banduk hai. Officer :- yeh banduk nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai, tumhari Ma hai Maa !!!! then officer to another sipahi ( Banta ):- yeh tumhare haath me kya hai ? Banta :- sir, yeh Santa k Ma hai or hamari Aunty hai Aunty.......:-D chetan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Apne Bete Ko Chidya Ghar Dikhane Le Gaye Beta: Ye Kya H? Papa: Beta Ye Ghada H. Beta: Aur Ye Papa: Beta Ye Gadhi. Beta: Gadhi Kya Hoti H. Papa: Gadhe Ki Biwi Hoti H Beta: Kya Gadhe Bhi Shadi Karte H Papa: Ha Beta, Thoda Rook Kar Sirf Gadhe Hi Shadi Karte H.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola- Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe To Dhakka Lagau.
    • 9 years ago



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