Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge.. Santa ne apna sir pakda. Dr: Kya hua Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.

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Daku bank lutne gaye.. gun ghar me bhul gaye fir bhi bank lut lia kaise? bank manager santa tha, bola: koi baat nai i trust u, gun muje kal dikha dena.

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Santa- kya laaye ho? banta- mai tere liye rishta laya hu. ladki B.COM hai.. santa- ladki chahe kisi bhi com ki ho bus padi-likhi honi chahiye.. -

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Santa: Pahle To Tu Mujhe Papa Bolti Thi! Ab Achanak Dad Kyo Bolne Lagi, Sony: Papa Bolne Se Meri Lipistik Kharab Ho Jati Thi.

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SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM VERY HAPPY . SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ? BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING . HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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Santa: sister muje 1 bottle blood de do. Nurse: Blood group bolo. Santa: koi b chalega. Nurse: kaise chalega? Santa: Girl friend ko Love Letter likhna hai.

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Santa ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye, biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao. Santa bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.

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Santa is the true music lover. A girl is singing in a bathroom while taking a bath and Santa is near the keyhole listening to her.

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Santa Dials a Number.. A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.. Sorry “MAATE”..!!

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Santa Walking On Road. Samne Gobar Pada Tha! Santa Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Dal Kr Taste Kia Aur Bola Oh! Ye To Gobar h,Shukr h Mera Pair Nai Pada

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Santa Ne Cafe Mein 1 Ladki Se I Love You Kaha Ladki Ne Chanta Mara Aur Boli: Kya Bola? To Santa Rote Hue Bola: Jab Suna Nahi Tune To Chanta Kyu Mara?

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Santa ke tapasya se bhagwan khush hoker bole VAR MAANGO VATS Santa-PRABHU,aap jaisa soch rahe hai mai vaisa nahi hu . Mujhe Vadhu chahiye

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History ke teacher ne pucha kalidas ka ek bhai jhuta banata tha. Uska naam kya tha? Santa ne bahut socha aur jawab me bola Adidas

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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Sign of Changing Times: Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Pappu: No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!

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Santa:- "agar Wo meri nahi huyi to mai use kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!" . . . . . Banta:- Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega???

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Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha... . . Hey prabhu nayay karo.. . . Hey prabhu nayay karo... . . . . Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...

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Santa Ka Jb Antim Samay Aaya Or Aakhiri Waqt Uske Beto Ne Pocha=Ap Bataye K Apko Hum Jalaye Ya Dafnaye? Santa=Mujhse Mat Pocho Surprise Dena Raj.

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first- the chicken or the egg? O yaar,jiska order pehle doge,vo ayega!

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Masterji : Kl School Kyu Nhi Aya.
Pingu : Gir Gya Tha Or Lg Gayi.
Masterji : Kaha Gire, Kaha Lagi?
Pingu : Takiye Pe Gira Tha Aur ANKH Lg Gyi..

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