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  • 1 admi santa k beta se puchta h. Beta papa ghar me h? Santa ka beta sprite pite hue bola, Uncle sidha bolo mummy se milna h. Sprite sidhi baat no bakwas.
    • 9 years ago



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  • At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand , oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Waiter: Ur Bill Sir. Santa: Take My Card. Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card. Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai.. All Cards are Accepted.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Bank me khata kholne gaya… Form me 1 sawal tha- ‘Is Bank me Khata kholne ki vajah?’ Santa ne likha,”Aapki Khubsurat Cashier”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa apni bhabhi ko bahut maar raha tha, Logo ne pucha:" kya hua santa..??? Santa bola:" meri bhabhi acchi aurat nahi hai, . . Logo ne pucha:" kyu kya hua..??? Santa bola:" yaar mere dost mobile pe baat karte hai, jis se bhi pucho:" kis se baat kar rahe ho..??? . . sab bolte hein:" . . . . . "TERI BHABHI SE...
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता किसी लड़की के घर रिश्ता लेकर गया। लड़की के मां-बाप बोले – “हमारी बेटी तो अभी पढ़ाई कर रही है।” संता बोला – “कोई बात नहीं जी, हमएक घंटे बाद आ जाएंगे।”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya? Bnta-Liya Nai..Gf Ka Uthaya H Snta-Q? Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti K Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate.. Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Road pr Accident hua, Bahut Bhid thi. Santa ko dekhne ka moka nhi mil rha tha. CLEVER Santa-Ye mera BAAP he.Bhid piche hat gai,To dekha KUTTA mara hua tha...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- are yar chal chess khelenge. Banta- nahi yar main nahi khel sakta Santa- kyon? Banta- kyonki mere pass sports shoes nahi hai arey haso na.......!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa apni girlfriend ko apne ghar pe le ke gaya... Usne sari khidki darwaje band kar diye, sari lights off kar di or Girlfriend se kaha . . . . . Dekh meri watch me light jalti hai........
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: kal rat mai bathroom gya, to dekha baha bhoOot tha.. . . . . . . Banta: fir kya huya? . . . . . . . . .Santa: hona kya tha, maine kaha k aap hi karlo bhoOot ji.. Mera to waise hi nikal gya hai aapko dekh k..
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha. Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha, Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho? Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki, "Sunday Is A Holi Day"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole - 'VAR MANGO VATS' Santa - prabhu ! Jaisa aap soch rhe hai me vaisa nhi hu... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE :-
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa goes into a bar in New York The man on his right orders a drink, ‘Johnnie Walker, single.’ The man on his left says, ‘Jack Daniels, single.’ Santa says, ‘Santa Singh, married.’
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!
    • 9 years ago



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