Santa Banta Jokes

Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?" Santa ne likh diya, . . "bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."

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Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the. Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. Biwi: ab kya hua… Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman Jokes,This is my india, This is My India.

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Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling.. . . . . . . agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar dena..:p :

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Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya. Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya! Santa: Haan ji Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the Ab chhav rahegi

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Santa seedi par chade hue ghar ki chat pot rahe the| Banta vaha aaya| Banta- “Santa, tumne brush majbooti se pakda hua hai na?” Santa- “Haan! Kyu?” Banta- “Mai thodi der ke liye seedi le jaa raha hu|”

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Ek Fauji Jab Ladai Mein Apne Karname Ki,
Deeng Haak Chukka To Uska Dost Bola.
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Ek Baat Samjh Mein Nahi Aayi.
Ki Tumhare Hote Hue Puri Bataliyan
Ko Ladai Mein Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi.
:sunflower::sunflower::sunflower::hibiscus::hibiscus::sunflower::sunflower::sunflower:

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Bhikari Koi 100Rs Dedo Main 3 Din Se Bhuka Hu Santa: 100 Ka Chutta Hai Bhikari: Ha Hai Santa: To Wo to kharch Kr Pehle.

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Snta:Samose K Andar Ka Aalu Kha Rha Tha, Bnta: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? Snta:Dctr Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana khane ko Mna Kiya h

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Santa park me baitha tha. Friend : Kya kar raha hai ? Santa : Badla le Raha hu ! Frnd : Kaise? Santar : Waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai, Ab me waqt barbad kar raha hu

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Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H thoko like

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संता ने एक रात अचानक उठकर अपनी पत्नी से पूछाः यह बताओ, किस तरह की मौत अच्छी है, तड़प-तड़प कर मरना या झटपट मर जाना? पत्नीः ये रात के वक्त कैसे-कैसे सवाल पूछते हो, झटपट मर जाना ज्यादा अच्छा है... संताः ठीक है तो अपनी दूसरी टांग भी मेरे ऊपर रख दो.

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SaNTa:KyO Be
KaHa Ja RaHa Hai

BaNTa:YaR
KaarKhane Ja RaHa Hu.

SaNTa:
AbE SaaLe
ULLu BaNaTa Hai;>;>

Itni BaDi CAR
Tu KaiSe KhaYeGa:
:smile::smile::smile:

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Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha! Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai kya? . Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola: Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!! Kameenii !!! =D

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SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cant sell u until u hav prescripti ?on . SaNTA showed his Wedding card . MAN: sir badi botal du ya choti.

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Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ??? Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai

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1 Driver 1 Taxi Par Baitha Tha! Santa - Are Bhai Ye Gari Bhagwanpur Jayegi . Driver Majak Urate Hue, Ye Taxi Nahi Mai Jaunga. Banta Gusse Se To Sale To Ja Na Baitha Hua Kyu He!

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Banta:" What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop..??? . . . Santa:" COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE.. & WINE Shop Is Ending Or Last Point Of LOVE..:p :O :D

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santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola: Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

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Lady Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho? Santa- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!

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