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  • Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... The Movie came to an End.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki usme local train chalti hai. Banta: Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi hai, mera ghar itna bada hai ki agar ek se dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • ‚ santa banta new jokes ‚ Santa ek Baarat me gya Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha Preshan hokr Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gya h, thode “RASGULE DO”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge? Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse karne ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur..
    • 9 years ago



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  • :: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola "Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U" Girl : How can U be so sure? Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya aur ek chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k bola- mitha hai Kya? Dukandar bola- nahi, kyu kya h ye? Santa - docter ne Bola chemist ki shop se urine me sugar check karwa k aao...! Wo check krane aya tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: sister muje 1 bottle blood de do. Nurse: Blood group bolo. Santa: koi b chalega. Nurse: kaise chalega? Santa: Girl friend ko Love Letter likhna hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Shampoo Kharida Santa:Iske Sath Jo Gift Hai, Wo De Dukandar:Iske Sath Gift Nhi Hai Santa:Saale Ispe Likha Hai "DANDRUF.F FREE"!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair. santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.. Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh, SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!! Ye ladkiya bhi na..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta:To isme prob kya hai? Santa:Pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Friend 2 santa Muje apni ring de do main ring ko dekh k tumhay yaad karuga snta: Tm ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi or usne nhi di.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Baaju k ghar se IODEX maang ke la. Wife: Wo log nhi denge. Santa: Haan! Bade kanjoos or kamine log hai Chal Apni hi almaari se nikaal le
    • 9 years ago



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  • बंता ने हजामत की दुकान खोली संता शेव कराने आया। बंता- मूंछ रखनी है?? संता- हां... बंता (मूंछ काट कर )- ले रख ले जहां रखनी है!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता अपने खेतों पर गया हुआ था। वहां कुंए की जगत पर बैठे एक मेंढ़क से उसकी बहस हो गई। मेंढ़क – तुम्हारे पास दिमाग नहीं है । संता – है । मेंढ़क – नहीं है । संता – है । मेंढ़क – नहीं है, नहीं है, नहीं है ….. और इतना कहकर मेंढ़क कुंए में कूदगया । संता – अरे नहीं है तो नहीं है परइसमें खुदकुशी करने वाली क्या बात थी ……
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shadi me Joota chhupai ke time dulhe ki 1sali boli- Mein to 1100 Lungi 2nd sali- Mein to 2100 Lungi piche se Santa bola: 2310 Lelo Usme Bluetooth aur FM bhi he
    • 9 years ago



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