Santa Banta Jokes

santa: santa doctor k pas blood test k liye gya aur zor se rone laga . banta: kya hua kyon ro raha hai? santa: blood tst k liye doc ne ungli kati. banta: banta bhi bade zooro se rone laga. santa: santa ne pucha kyon ro raha hai? banta: mai urin tst k liye aaya hoon.

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Britain Ki Yaatra Kar K Eek Aadmi Club Ko Sab Kuch Bta Raha Tha,
Ki Waha Hafte Mein Bill Aate H. Dudd, Parchun Sab , Wo Salary Bhi,
Masik Hi Milt H.
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Tabhi Ek Aadmi Or Ladki.
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

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Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao. Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya, Santa: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

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Banta baraf ka tukra lekar gaur se dekh raha tha. Kisi ne kaha,Kya kar rahe ho bunta-dekh raha hu ki kaha se lick ho raha he...

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Santa Dials a Number .. . . . A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun ? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya .. Sorry “MAATE ” ..!!

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Santa:lalaji Dettol Soap Hai, Lala:ha, Santa:acha Vala Hai, Lala:ha, Santa: Achi Quality Ka Hai, Lala:ha Bhai Ha, Santa: Thik Hai Hath Dhokar 1 Kg Aata Do..

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Snta sham ko ghr aya aur sochne lga Ki aj kya khas krna tha sochta raha, Sochta rha bahut socha, Raat k 3 baje yad aya ki aaj jaldi sona tha

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Santa apne papa ke sat ja raha tha Us ka lali pop gir gaya, To daidy ne kha beta chod do Dosra lelegen 2 dinbad un ke sat us ki ma bhi thi, Ma gir gai to bete ne kha, Daddy chod do dosri lelege.

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Ek Bus Mein Ticket Rate The 50,70,100. Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha Jab Sab Seat Ek Si H To Fir Farq Ku. Conductor Bola Raste Mein Pata Chalega. Uss Aadmi Ne 50 Wala Ticket Le Liya. Bus Chali Or Aadhe Raste Mein Khrabh Ho Gayi. Tab Conductor Bola. 100 Rs Ticket Wale Baithe Raho 70 Wale Niche Utar Kar Khade Ho Jao. Or 5 Wale Jab Tak Bus Start Nahi Ho Jati Dhakka Lagate Raho.

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Pati: Mera Accident Ho Gaya H Bahut Khoon Aa Raha H,
Patni: Bahar Hi Rehna Jab Tak Thik Na Ho Jaye.

Maine Abhi Abhi Farash Dhoya H.
:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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santa road per potty kar rha tha police ki gadi aayi or santa ko le jane lagi santa:are murkho prove to le chalo court me jawab kaise doge

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Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya aur ek chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k bola- mitha hai Kya? Dukandar bola- nahi, kyu kya h ye? Santa - docter ne Bola chemist ki shop se urine me sugar check karwa k aao...! Wo check krane aya tha.

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Santa: meri bivi muje chod ke chali gayi. Banta: pakka tu uska khayal nahi rakha hoga. Santa: are yaar...... Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko!

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Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega? Dr: 50 hajar. Santa: Agar plastic hum de to. Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!

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Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai. Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka hi nhi.

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Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…? . . . . . . . . Deadly answr given by SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…

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Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent. Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?” Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would Immediately Start Investigation.“ -

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Gadhe :cow2:Ka Bacha Badha Hokar Gadha:cow2: Banta H,
Ullu Ka Ullu, Kutte:dog2: Ka Kutta:dog2:, Or Sher :lion_face:Ka Sher:lion_face:,
Lekin Aadmi Me Ye Khass Baat H Ki,
Wo Badha Hokar Ullu Bhi Ban Sakta H Kutta:dog2:, Gadha:cow2: Or Sher:lion_face: Bhi.

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Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir dusri side se bahar nikla Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:???? Yaar, ye konsa road tha???????? Itne sare speed breaker

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Santa ne ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.? Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ? Santa: Tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.

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