Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Ne Cafe Mein Ek Ladki se I Love You Kaha.. . . Ladki Ne Zor Se Ek Kheench Ke Chanta Maara Aur Boli: KYAA BOLAA ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Santa Rote Hue Bola: Kamini Tune Jab Suna Hi Nahi To Chanta Kyo Maara????

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Santa:-shadi me dulhe ke saath barati kyo jaate? . . . Banta:-bado ka kahna hai ki khushi me kisi ke saath jayo na jayo , per musibat me jarur jana chahiye.

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Tantrik Santa se- “Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai…” Santa- “Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri biwi

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:: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir dusri side se bahar nikla Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:???? Yaar, ye konsa road tha???????? Itne sare speed breaker

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Santa to Banta: I don’t have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy the internet on this usb drive for me??? xD@Hushain2

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Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye

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santa: Yaar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu? Banta: Yehi ki is answer sheet par likhe gaye sabhi answers kalpnik hainjinka kisi bhi book se koi smbandh nahi hai

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Videsh se Laut k Snta Bv se-Kya mai videshi jaisa dikhta hu Bv-Nahi Snta-Phir london me mujhse ek aurat Q puch rahi thi ki mai Videshi hu ya nahi

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Santa: sister muje 1 bottle blood de do. Nurse: Blood group bolo. Santa: koi b chalega. Nurse: kaise chalega? Santa: Girl friend ko Love Letter likhna hai.

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SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho BNTA-Telephone Santa-Galat Banta-To Fir Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha

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Santa: Meri biwi itna mzaq krti hai kya bataon. Dost: Kya mazaq krti ha? Santa: Kal men ghr gya us ki ankho pr hath rkha, Mazaq me boli CHOKIDAR!!!

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Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki Talaashi Leni Hai, Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak Saamagri Hai..? Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai, Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!

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Santa Baraf (ICE) Ke Tukde Ko Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha, Banta: Itne Dhyan Se Kya Dekh Raha Hai? Santa: Main Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hai. :O :D

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Santa 2 Banta: Santa- Maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !! Banta: Wo Kya? Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.

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The Most Romantic Lines Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me Tum Bhi Kho Jao…. Santa Translated In English It Becomes: I M Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost..

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Patni Ke Marne Ke Baad Uske Chita:fire: Ke Pass Akela Baitha Tha,
Tabhi Tej Aandhi:cloud_tornado: Ke Sath Bearish :cloud_rain:Hone Lagi,
Pati Ne Uthkar Khidki Band Kar Li Tabhi Bijli:thunder_cloud_rain: Kadakne Ki Awaaj Aayi,
Pati Ne Khidki Khoil Or Aasman Ke Taraf Dektehe Hue.
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Lagta H Upar Pachuch Gayi.
:smiley::smiley:

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Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai, santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi h Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya h..

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Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.

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Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho, PHLWAN-kamse kam 10 Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai, jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta hai.

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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