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  • Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:maine Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Sirf 1500rs Mein Kiya. Banta: Woh Kaise? Santa: Maine Use 1500 Ka Ek Mobile Dilaaya. Usne Love Marriage Kar Li..
    • 10 years ago



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  • मार्केट में घूमते हुए संता एक खूबसूरत लड़की से टकरा गया। संता- क्या मैं आपसे थोड़ी देर बात कर सकता हूं? लड़की- पर मैं तो आपको जानती भी नहीं हूं !! संता- तो मैं कौन सा आपको जानता हूं, वो मेरी बीवी प्रीतो कहीं खो गई है। लड़की- तो इसमें मैं क्या कर सकती हूं? संता- दरअसल, जब भी मैं किसी सुंदर लड़की से बात करता हूं तो वो पता नहीं कहां से आ जाती है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta-Duniya Me Sabse Dukhi Aadmi Kaun Hai? Santa: Bechare Rikshaw Wale. Banta:Q Santa:Qki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya Married "Bhaiyya"Hi Bulati Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor:- kal apka urine test karenge.iss bottle me apna urine likee ana. . . . . Santajara soch-ke) app khud test karenge?yaa kisi aur se test karwaoge? . . . Doctor:-mein khud he test karunga. . Santa ne agli din urine ke sath samusa bhi lekee ayaa. . . . . . Doctor:-urine likee aya thik hei.magar samusa q? . . . . . . . . Santa:-khali mu-mee urine test karenge acca nehi lagega.isiliye mein samusa bhi likee ayaa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling.. . . . . . . agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar dena..:p :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this babys voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha. Bus teri Maa lagti he? Nahi. Behen? Nahi. Biwi? Nahi. To kamine "PAKDNE" kyo nhi deta..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu.. Banta: Wo Kaise? Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jagjit Singh: Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo.. Ye Shaurat Bhi Lelo.. Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo, Ye Shaurat Bhi Lelo... Santa: Ye Bechara Bahut Pareshan Hai Iski Aurat Bhi Lelo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Anil ambani:- Agar Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Zameen Bhi Nahi Dekh Skta.... Santa:- Hamare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi "Khataara Car" Thi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di. Patni:Fir? Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di. Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha? Santa:Mera BETA
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dimag ka Dahi wala JoKe . . . santa Nepali Se - Tum American Ho? .. .. .. Nepali- Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali (Gusse Me)- Ha Me American hu... . . santa- Lagte To Nepali Ho Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta sham ko ghr aya aur sochne lga Ki aj kya khas krna tha sochta raha, Sochta rha bahut socha, Raat k 3 baje yad aya ki aaj jaldi sona tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa banta were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Army training k dauran 1 officer ne Santa se pucha :- yeh hath me kya hai ? Santa :- Sir yeh banduk hai. Officer :- yeh banduk nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai, tumhari Ma hai Maa !!!! then officer to another sipahi ( Banta ):- yeh tumhare haath me kya hai ? Banta :- sir, yeh Santa k Ma hai or hamari Aunty hai Aunty.......:-D chetan
    • 10 years ago



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