Santa Banta Jokes

Girl: Suna h is ghar me bhoot- pret rhte h? Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.

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Santa ne AC lagwaya. Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai? Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai, garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar....

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Today,Santa Was Lying On Beach, . . Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa:No I M Gopal Singh, . Another Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa: No I M Gopal Singh . Another Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal Singh And Left Tht Place In Anger. . . Then Santa Asks One American Lying Nearby, R U Relaxing? American: Yes. . Santa Slaps Him&Says, "Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund Rahey Hai Aur Tu Yaha Pada Hai!:D

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SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM VERY HAPPY. SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ? BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz

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Sales-man Ne Santa Ka Darwaja Khatkataya Aur Puchha Sales-man: “ Ji, Cockroch Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? ” Santa: “ Nahi, Hum Cockroch Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte, Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega

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संता (नौकर से) – ज़रा देख तो बाहर सूरज निकला या नहीं ?

नौकर – बाहर तो अँधेरा है !

संता – अरे तो टॉर्च जलाकर देख ले कामचोर !

:laughing::grin::smiley::grinning::laughing:

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Santa- 2 Aisi Cheezo Ke Naam Batao, Jinhe Nashte Me Nahi Kha Sakte. . . . . . Banta- Lunch Aur Dinner.

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Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What The Business Was? He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

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Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai? Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai. Santa- kaise? Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

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Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Lekakh Ke Nobel Ki Bahut Aalochna Ki. Lekakh Gusse Mein Uska Patar Lekar Uske Ghar Gaya Aur Bola- Aapne Aaj Tak Koi Nobel Likha H Nahi Na To Kisi Ki Aalochna, Kaise Likh Sakte Ho Aadmi: Agar Mein Murgi Ki Tarah Anda, Nahi De Sakta To Kya Hua, Oomlet Ke Bare Mein Murgi Se Jyada Janta Hu.

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Shadi k bad pehli rat santa confuse ho gaya,Ki Nayi Biwi se kya Bolu? Aakhir me bola-Aap ke gharwalo ko malum hai, Ki Aap yaha mere Saath ho.

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Santa- are yar chal chess khelenge. Banta- nahi yar main nahi khel sakta Santa- kyon? Banta- kyonki mere pass sports shoes nahi hai arey haso na.......!

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Santa: Pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai? Banta: Kya hota hai ? Santa: Socho... socho... socho... Banta: Nahi pata Santa: Abe, kurkure khatam ho jate hai!

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Santa ke tapasya se bhagwan khush hoker bole VAR MAANGO VATS Santa-PRABHU,aap jaisa soch rahe hai mai vaisa nahi hu . Mujhe Vadhu chahiye

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Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi, upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi. Banta:To xchnge krna tha Santa:Kisse krta? Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

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Anil ambani:- Agar Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Zameen Bhi Nahi Dekh Skta.... Santa:- Hamare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi "Khataara Car" Thi...

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Santa: Kaam wali Shanti ko bulao...! . . . . . . . . . . . Wife: Kyun? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, . . . . . . Raat mein dawa khane ke baad Shanti ke saath so jaana..:P

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Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko.
Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu.
Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega.
Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola.
Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho.
:heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart:

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Santa:Bhai jaldi se do gulab jamun de, . Avi ladai hone wala hain. . Dukandar: ye lo. . . . . Woh dono khane k baad . Santa: Bhai,aur do de yar, . . Ladai shuru hone se pehle kha leta hoon. . . Dukandar: yar kab se ladai ki baat kar raha hain, . Kis ki ladai hone wala hain bol toh zara. . . . . Santa: Pehle kha lene de. . . Khane k baad . . . . . . . Avi ladai start hogi, . . Dekh maine kha toh liya, magar mere paas paisa ni hain. :P

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