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  • banta ki shadi me bar-bar pani pilaya ja rha tha santa bhukh se pareshan hokar chilaya: Bhai Biryani milegi kya? Pani Gale me Atak gaya hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता अपने खेतों पर गया हुआ था। वहां कुंए की जगत पर बैठे एक मेंढ़क से उसकी बहस हो गई। मेंढ़क – तुम्हारे पास दिमाग नहीं है । संता – है । मेंढ़क – नहीं है । संता – है । मेंढ़क – नहीं है, नहीं है, नहीं है ….. और इतना कहकर मेंढ़क कुंए में कूदगया । संता – अरे नहीं है तो नहीं है परइसमें खुदकुशी करने वाली क्या बात थी ……
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Dukandar: Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Santa: Yaar, Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..! Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.. Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.? Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..! Hot Coffee = Rs 15 Cold Coffee = Rs 45
    • 10 years ago



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  • बंता ने हजामत की दुकान खोली संता शेव कराने आया। बंता- मूंछ रखनी है?? संता- हां... बंता (मूंछ काट कर )- ले रख ले जहां रखनी है!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta:- Itne aware log FOOTBALL ko LAAT kyo mar the he.....???? Bnta:- Abe Gadhe, GOAL Krne ke lite. Snta:- GOL Hi to he or kitna GOL Krenge..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha. Banta ne poocha: Yeh tu kya kar raha hai? Santa: Dekh raha hoon, Gandhiji to chale gaye, par unka mobile kiske paas hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Darling" said Santa to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you can live on my small income?". "Ofcourse dearest", she replied. "But what will you live on?"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha. Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha, Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho? Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki, "Sunday Is A Holi Day"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing,I got divorce for the same reason.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Main Ek Larki Ko 5 Lack Rupees De Kar, Usse Daily Interest Leta Hu. . . Tum Log Bhi Aisa Kro; Bara Maja Aayega, . . . . . Interest Ka Matlab Byaaj . Tum Kya Soch Rhe The U Dirty Mind.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa standing on platform, studdenly jumps or railway track. man- marega kya? santa- saale marega to tu, suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA Apni Girlfriend K Sath 1st Date Pe: "Ye Meri Pehli Date Hy Darling" Agar Koi Glti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To. . . . . Chota Bhai Samaj Kr Maaf Kr Dena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall. Banta: wat happened? Santa: tu bhi kar, wahan poster laga hai, scratch & win a bmw
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati: Mera Accident Ho Gaya H Bahut Khoon Aa Raha H,
    Patni: Bahar Hi Rehna Jab Tak Thik Na Ho Jaye.

    Maine Abhi Abhi Farash Dhoya H.
    :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was smoking in front of his father. His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai? Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Ek Raah Chalti Ajnabi Ladki Se Kaha: Aapne Pehchana Mujhe.? Ladki: Nahi. Santa: Main Wahi Hu Jisko Aapne Parso Bhi Nahi Pehchana Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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