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  • Jailer- faasi se pehel kisse miloge? Santa-biwi se Jailer- maa baap se nehi Santa- maa baap to agla jnm lete hai mil jayenge Biwi ke liye sala phir 25 sala wait karna padega !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:Suna h is ghar me bhoot-pret rhte h? Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..! Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.. Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.? Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..! Hot Coffee = Rs 15 Cold Coffee = Rs 45
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Sh@d! Kab Hoti H@! ?? Banta: Jab $amy@ @nukul N@ Ho,  Rahu, Ketu Or $@n! K! D@$ha Khr@b Ho, Jab A@p K@ M@ngal K@mzor Ho,  Aur H@an Bh@gwan Ne Bhi A@p Ke, M@ze Lene K! Th@n L! Ho, U$h $amya Sh@d! Ho J@t! H@!..
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार संता एक पार्टी में गया। पार्टी में उसकी निगाह एक सुन्दर सी लड़की पर टिक गयी तो वह उसे बड़े गौर से देखने लगा। जब काफी देर तक उसने लड़की को ताड़ना बंद नहीं किया तो लड़की उसके पास आई और उस से बोली," क्या आप मेरे चेहरे से एक चीज़ हटा सकते हैं?" संता ख़ुशी से," ओह जी क्यों नहीं आप तो बस हुकुम करो क्या हटाना है।" लड़की: अपनी कुत्ते जैसी नज़र।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai. Santa: “ Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? ” Pappu: “ 6, 7 ” Santa: “ Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai,Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad? ” Pappu: “ 8, 9, 10 ” Santa: “ Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? ” Pappu: “ Gulam, Begum, Badshaah “
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya.. Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge. Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai. Banta: kya kiya? Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • SanTa ApNe G.F Ko Apne KamRe Me LeGaya. - DarWaJe Bund KiYe - Aur Apne G.F k Pas Ja k BoLa K Ye DeKho Maine Watch me RaDium LaGaYa Hai...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ane Tena 2 Mitro Bike Par Jai Rahya Hata. Trafik Police Emne Roke Chhe. Santa Gusse Thai Ne- Pala Thi 3 Besya Chhe Tane Kya Matha Par Besadu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Main apni Biwi Ko Bahut Jyada Pyaar Karta Hoo Tum ? Banta: Wo To Tumhari Wife Hai Main Kaise Pyaar Kar Sakta Hoo Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha. Bus teri Maa lagti he? Nahi. Behen? Nahi. Biwi? Nahi. To kamine "PAKDNE" kyo nhi deta..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Uska Sasur Mar Raha Tha, Banta: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho? Sasur: Mene Ise sMs Kiya Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Sare Frnd Ko Forward Kar Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Phone pe itni dheemi aawaz me Kis se baat kar raha hai? Banta: Behen hai ! Santa: To phir itni Dheemi aawaz me kis liye? Banta: Teri hai is liye!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Bhai jaldi se do gulab jamun de, . Avi ladai hone wala hain. . Dukandar: ye lo. . . . . Woh dono khane k baad . Santa: Bhai,aur do de yar, . . Ladai shuru hone se pehle kha leta hoon. . . Dukandar: yar kab se ladai ki baat kar raha hain, . Kis ki ladai hone wala hain bol toh zara. . . . . Santa: Pehle kha lene de. . . Khane k baad . . . . . . . Avi ladai start hogi, . . Dekh maine kha toh liya, magar mere paas paisa ni hain. :P
    • 10 years ago



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