Santa Banta Jokes

Santa= Is TV Ka Rate Kya Hai.? Salesman= Rs.1 Lakh. Santa= Aisa Kya Hai Isme.? Salesman= Jab Light Jaye To Automatic Off Ho Jata Hai. Santa= Waah Pack Kardo.

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Santa to Banta: Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi kya karu! Santa: “Message sending fail” likh ke bhej de.

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Teacher to Santa: Name five animals that live in water? Santa; FROG. Teacher: Another four animals? Santa: Frog di Maa, odi Phen, oda Praa te oda pyo..!!

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Santa-Mujhe 4 baje jaga dena Naukrani-lekin mujhe to time dekhna nahi ata. Santa-Tum jaga dena,time mai khud dekh lunga..

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Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!" Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"

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Santa Introduces His Family :- 1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai 2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai 3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR. Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai 4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.

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Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Admi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapk baap lagayega!"

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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha, Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha. Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua? Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai? Dost: 6 Hafte Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale, Yeh Tune Kya Kiya? Puri Baat To Sunta, 6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

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Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya@Hushain2

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Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye :- Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE trykaren..? Santa: - Kyon..? Sarso ke tel me kya kharabi hai..? Jisko samjha woh thoko LIKE. K.k

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Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"... Sare news wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"

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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

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Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya . . Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya . . . Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna Kyu Maara?”. . . . Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta Hai, . . ."Ek Baar De De Baba“ . :P :D

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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu? Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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Teacher Class Mein Students Ko History Padha Rahi Thi. Subject Tha Babar Ki Bharat Par Chadayi Aur Panipat Ki Pehli Ladayi. Ekdum Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha- Pappu, Babar Bharat Mein Kis Year Mein Aaya Tha. Pappu Khade Hokar Bola- Jee Pata Nahi Teacher: Kya Tumhari Aaknhe Kamjor Hai Ya Dhayn Kahi Aur Hai, Samne Board Se Dekhkar Padh Nahi Sakte? Pappu: Mam, Mein Soch Raha Tha Ki Yeh Uska Phone Number H.

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Santa ne railway reservation form me Ling ke samne likha - 8 inch. Lady clerk - ye kya hae? kato ise Santa: kitna? Lady: pura Santa - Maa chud@o, Bus se chala jaunga :D

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Santa:-tu konse devi devta ko manta hai? . . . . . . . . . Banta:-mai shri devi or kapil dev ko manta hu.

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Santa Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla Santa: Isme to Kida Nikla hai Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat hai Kya Pata Agli Baar Motorcycle Nikal Jaye,

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Santa- God 1 kudi chahiye. God- Muslim h to KATRINA KAIF dunga Bania hai to YANA GUPTA Panjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR Bol tera naam kya hai? Santa- Mohammed Santa Singh Agrwaal

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