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  • santa kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaye ladki ke maa baap bole humari beti abhi padh rahi H. Santa koi baat nahi hum 1ghante baad aa jayenge...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya? Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता- क्यों रो रहे हो? बंता- हाथी मर गया है। संता- ये तुम्हारा पालतू हाथी था क्या? बंता- नहीं। संता- तो फिर तुम क्यों रो रहे हो? बंता- मुझे उसकी कब्र खोदने का काम मिला है !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bhikhari road pe chilla rha tha- alah ke nam par ek rupaya de de. Santa 100ka note dikhate huye bola 50rupya hai kya? Bikhari excited ho ke- ha hai. Santa to pahle use kharch kar na
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: "When I woke up this morning,I felt like going out and getting a job." Banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa: Yaar answer sheet par sabse pehle kya likhu? Banta: Yehi ki is answer sheet par likhe gaye sabhi answers kalpnik hainjinka kisi bhi book se koi smbandh nahi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Techr:- Batao... Ki cLass me ladai Q nhi karni Chahiye.??? Santa:- "SIr vo isliye k kya pata exam me usi ke piche apna number aa jaye"...:):): )
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi: Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha. ki Use yaad aaya.. bijli to 2 din se bnd hai, wapas uth gaya or bola: Sala! dara diya..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Daru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi engineer ne Kasam li aur ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga 1st fekte bola- Teri vajah seMeri Naukri gayi 2nd fekte bola- Teri vajah se Mera Ghar bika 3rd fekte bola- Teri vajah se Meri Biwi chali gayi 4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli toh bola- Tu Side me hoja pagli, Tu to bekasur hai...;-) Ek Like toh banta boss
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Dr.mein jab baat karta hu 2 muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,aadmi nahi dikhta.Dr:Aisa kab hota hai Santa:Phone karte waqt.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni bhabhi ko bahut maar raha tha, Logo ne pucha:" kya hua santa..??? Santa bola:" meri bhabhi acchi aurat nahi hai, . . Logo ne pucha:" kyu kya hua..??? Santa bola:" yaar mere dost mobile pe baat karte hai, jis se bhi pucho:" kis se baat kar rahe ho..??? . . sab bolte hein:" . . . . . "TERI BHABHI SE...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor:- kal apka urine test karenge.iss bottle me apna urine likee ana. . . . . Santajara soch-ke) app khud test karenge?yaa kisi aur se test karwaoge? . . . Doctor:-mein khud he test karunga. . Santa ne agli din urine ke sath samusa bhi lekee ayaa. . . . . . Doctor:-urine likee aya thik hei.magar samusa q? . . . . . . . . Santa:-khali mu-mee urine test karenge acca nehi lagega.isiliye mein samusa bhi likee ayaa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa aamlet bana raha tha usne aanda tora to aanda khali nikla! Santa haran hokar bola ghor kalyug hai murgiye vi abortion karwane lagi hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein! Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha. Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha, Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho? Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki, "Sunday Is A Holi Day"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon? Santa: Brother & Sister Inter: How? Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama.
    • 10 years ago



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