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  • Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..? Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai, Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye Banta: Kyu..! Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, "Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai". Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai, Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa went to interview for FBI agent. Interviewer: “who killed abraham lincoln?” Santa: “thanks for giving the job sir, i would immediately start investigation.“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police to santa: Jail me kaise aana hua? Sir: Media wali ladki ki wajah se Police: Wo kaise? uski T-shirt pe likha tha PRESS Maine daba dia!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa apni girlfriend ko apne ghar pe le ke gaya... Usne sari khidki darwaje band kar diye, sari lights off kar di or Girlfriend se kaha . . . . . Dekh meri watch me light jalti hai........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Darvaze Pe Gun Liye Khada Hai, Wife: Y R U Standing Here. Santa: Sher Ke Sikar Pe Jaa Raha Hu. Wife: To Jaao Na. Santa: Kaise Jaun Bahar Kutta Khada Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ShAAdI Me JooTa ChUpaI Ke TiMe DuLhE Ki 1sT SaaLi BoLi :- MeIn ToH 1100 LuNgI. . . 2nd SaaLi :- MeIn ToH 2100 LuNgI. . . . PicHe Se . . SaNtA BoLa :- 2310 LeLo UsMe BlUeTooTh Or FM BhI He.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho? saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Wife To Santa- Aaj Se+ Ka Mann Kr Rha H. Santa- Jaan Aaj Nhi Kal Krenge. Wife- Aaj Q Ni Janu. Santa- Jaan Aaj C0nd*m Lana Bhul Gya. Wife- Teri To Roz Ki Magaj Mari H, Lamination Q Ni Krwa Leta Saale.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SaNTa 2 a GirL- "KuTTa MaR GaYa RaJai Me, Mai PaGaL Hu TeRi JuDai Me.. * "HaaThi NaLi Me BeH NaHi SaKTa, Ye SaNTa TeRe BiNa ReH NaHi SaKTa
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha... . . Hey prabhu nayay karo.. . . Hey prabhu nayay karo... . . . . Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha . Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: . Kya bola? . To Santa rote hue bola: . Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Namukin Word Meri Dictionary Me Nahi Hai. Banta- To Pagle Dictionary Kharidne Se Pehle Dekhna Tha Na, Abb Chillane Ka Kya Fayada.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se.. 1.Main ek aam aadmi hoon. - I m a mango man. 2.Mujhe English aati hai. ... English comes to me. 3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai. I blong 2 greenpur thousanda. 4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hai. tablets r walking on d road.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tantrik to santa: Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai.. Santa: Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri biwi ke baare me kuchh kaha to..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa in bmw at Petrol Pump:"5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal do." . . . . . . Pump wala (gusse me):"Itna sara petrol dalwa ke kahaan jana hai?" ;> . . . .. . . . . . Santa: "Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle, Hum to aise hi paise udaate
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1baar Santa Kahi Ja Raha Tha Ki 1diwar Pr Padha "Padhne Wala Gadha" Santa Ko Bohat Gussa Aya, Usne Mitakr Likh Diya- "Likhne Wala Gadha" :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu.. Banta: Wo Kaise? Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!.......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha. Santa use ghur ke dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola Arre Banta, agar tu start nahi ho raha hai,to dhakka lagau?
    • 10 years ago



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