SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha.
Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha
saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho?
saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.
Santa Aur Banta Ne
Samandar Ke Kinare
Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha
"Doobtey Ko Bachane
Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam"
Santa: Main Jump Lagata
Hun Tum Muje Bachana
Is Tarha 500 Milenge
Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge.
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Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne
Jump Laga Di.
Banta Khamoshi Se
Dekhta Raha
Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke
Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi
Aata Tum Mje Bachate
Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke
Neeche Nahi Padha,
Neeche Likha Tha
"Laash Nikalne Wale
Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"
Ek Baar Do Makhiya Film Dekhkar Laut Rahi Thi.
Unme Se Ek Ne Kaha- Aaj Garmi Bahut Jyada H
Udne Ka Mann Nahi Kar Raha H.
Dusri Ne Kaha: Koi Baat Nahi. Ek Kutta Kar Lete H.
Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya Aur Chilla Ke Bola Santa Tera Beta Accident Mein Mar Gaya.
Ye Sunte Hi Santa Ne 50vi Manjil Se Jump Maar Di
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35 Manjil Pe Jake Use Ehsas Hua : Arey, Mera To Koi Beta Hi Nahi Hai
20 Manjil Tak Pahunchte-Pahunchte Use Khayal Aaya : Meri To Abhi Shaadi Hi Nahi Hui
Teesri Manjil Tak Pahunch Ke Uske Muh Se Nikla :
Shit, Main To Banta Hoon... :D
Santa,his wife with son and daugher went to a party..
he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Santa.. and this is Santnee
this is my kid and that is my kidney!!"
Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
.
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
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Kya bola?
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To Santa rote hue bola:
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Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta:
Ye Kya Hai?
Santa:
Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai.
Banta:
Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar,
Santa:
Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.
SANTA NE BANTA SE KAHA KI AAJ SCHOOL ME LOVE DAY HE.
BANTA TO LADKIYA HATHO ME RAKHI KAYO BANDH RAHI HE.
SANTA ARE YAR YE RAKHI BANKAR APNA PYAR KAR RAHI HE.
Santa in Lift..very funny hindi sms
Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi,
or
SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..
2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 ..
achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi
dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda
Or
SANTA
ko dekhne Lagi..
SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo..... Santa Madhosh m/ ladkia Behosh