Santa Banta Jokes

Lucky: Yaar Mujhey Kuch Nahi Aata Tha, Main Paper Khali Chor Aya Hon. Banta: Main Bhi! Santa: Shit Yaar, Teacher Samjhe Gi Hum Ne Cheating Ki Hay.

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Santa- 2 Aisi Cheezo Ke Naam Batao, Jinhe Nashte Me Nahi Kha Sakte. . . . . . Banta- Lunch Aur Dinner.

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Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya Teacher: Very Good Kisme Aaya? Santa: RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me..... Khan

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Chain msg by santa: Plz is msg ko itna fwd krain k Meri girlFrnd tk paunch jaye . . “Preeto Tune Sim Change Kr K acha nhi kiya”

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Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho Kar Bhagwan Bole: Var Mango Vats Santa: Prabhu!! Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein Vaisa Nahi Hu.. Mujhe Vadhu Chahiye..

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SUHAGRAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:-Tum Itni SUNDAR ho, Mai Tumhe Kya Kahu Bahar Khada uska BAAP Bola:- BETA Ek baar"MAA" kah de Baaki Mai Dekh Lunga. Oh..

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Santa says: " Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai.." . Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta".. . . Plz Coperate,,, Aaj Santa Serious hai..!

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Ek Baar Santa Santo Mein Jagda Ho Gaya. Or Ek Duse Se Ladne Lage.
Santa: Maine Tumhe Banarasi Shadi Dilwayi.
Santo: Tumne Mujhe Pehante Hue Dekha,
Santa: Maine Tumhe Sone Kei Anghuti Di,
Santo: Tumne Mera Hathpakadkar Meri Ungli Mein Pehnayi.
Santa: Maine Tumhare Make Up Ka Bil Diya.
Santo: Tumne Mujhe Kiss Kiya
Santa: Maine Tumhe Har Jahag Siar Karayi,
Santo: Tumn Mere Sath Mauj Masti Bhi To Ki H.
:heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat:

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santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi thori na hai jo fatt jayega

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Santa ne AC lagwaya. Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai? Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai, garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar..

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Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow ...

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Santa-Mujhe 4 baje jaga dena Naukrani-lekin mujhe to time dekhna nahi ata. Santa-Tum jaga dena,time mai khud dekh lunga..

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Girl: Suna Hai Is Ghar Me Bhoot- Pret Rahte Hai? Santa: Pata Nai, Me To 7 Saal Pehle Hi Mar Gaya Tha Moral- Santa Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Akal Nahi Aayi

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!!height of kaminapan!!! . RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? . . Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga. . Interviewer:- Red light na hoto? Santa:- Torch dikhaunga.. . Interviewer:- Torch naho to? Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga. . . . Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to? Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladkeko bulaunga... . . Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun? . . Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..

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Santa:Tuje Pata Hai,Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hain Banta: Kaise? Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahin Jata Hu Woh Kehte Hain "Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya

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Santa film Director: U have 2 jump in 2a swimng pool frm a 100ft.. Actor: But i dont know swimng sir.. Santa: don’t worry there iS no water.

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Santa Radio Lekar Khet Me Potti Karne Gaya. Banta: Aaj To Maje Se Ki Hogi? Santa: Khak Maje Se Ki, Radio Pe Jan- Gan-Man Aa Gaya. Khade Khade Karni Padi.

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Snta- Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he? Banta- Mandir S-Mandir kyu? B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti.

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Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta Santa:Phir tune kya kiya Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao Santa:Phir Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

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Santa:- ab bukhar ka kya haal hai? . Banta:-bukhar to toot gaya, per kamar me dard hai. . Santa:-ghabrayo mat bhagwan kare, vo bhi jald hi toot jaye.

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