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  • Santa-Jab Mai Mar Jau To Samne Wale Ghar Ki Family Ko Zarur Bulana.. Banta-Kyon? Santa-Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladkiya bahut Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti HAI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Me bada hokar Air Force me jaunga. Mom: Mujhe kaise pata chalega k ye mere bete ka plane h? Santa:Me guzarte waqt ghar pe BOMB phek dunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola- Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe To Dhakka Lagau.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta:- "I am going" ka kya matlab hota hai..? BANTA:- "MAIN JAA RAHA HOON"..! ! ! Santa:- Aise nahi Jaane dunga, Pehle Matlab bataa...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta:" What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop..??? . . . Santa:" COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE.. & WINE Shop Is Ending Or Last Point Of LOVE..:p :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Singh met with Banta after many months. Santa to Banta: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...! Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab? Santa : Arre Yaar, I Mean To Say - Long Time No C..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- यार मैंने अपनी गर्ल फ्रेंड को गिफ्ट देना है, क्या दूं? बंता (संता से)- गोल्ड रिंग दे दे. संता- कोई बड़ी चीज बता। बंता- फिर एमआरएफ का टायर दे दे।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya or jor se chillaya.... Kamine poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: wht happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Bhai jaldi se do gulab jamun de, . Avi ladai hone wala hain. . Dukandar: ye lo. . . . . Woh dono khane k baad . Santa: Bhai,aur do de yar, . . Ladai shuru hone se pehle kha leta hoon. . . Dukandar: yar kab se ladai ki baat kar raha hain, . Kis ki ladai hone wala hain bol toh zara. . . . . Santa: Pehle kha lene de. . . Khane k baad . . . . . . . Avi ladai start hogi, . . Dekh maine kha toh liya, magar mere paas paisa ni hain. :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता का 60वां जन्मदिन था
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    बंता - ये केक :birthday: पर बल्ब :bulb: क्यों लगाया है :flushed: :flushed:
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    संता - 60 मोमबत्तियां लगाने मे मुश्किल हो रही थी
    इस लिये 60 वाट का बल्ब :bulb: लगा दिया:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao! Wife: Kyu? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai ki, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa rail ki patri per so gaya. Ek aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! Santa: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua,train kya cheez he?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 2 Banta: Santa- Maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !! Banta: Wo Kya? Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maine Ek Naya Drink Bnaya H. Yeh Dudh, Gulocose Aur Sharab Ko Mix Karke Bana H. Dudh Aapko Shakti Deta H, Glucose Apme Furtilapan Lata H. Aur Sharab….? Sharab Tumhe Yeh Btati H Ki Tumhe Apni Shakti Aur Furti Kaha Paryog Karni H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Santa Shouted:Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega
    • 10 years ago



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