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  • Santa- agar main nariyal k ped par chad jaau to engineering colleg ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi Banta- fir hath chod dena to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA-Bhiga sa lagta h alam mujhe.. Bhigi si lagti hai subah mujhe.. Bhiga lag raha h saara jahan mujhe.. BANTA-uth saale, bistar par moot diya h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha. Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna. By -R J vishal
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi, Santa ne Window se Dekha, Socho Santa kya bola hoga? . . Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai? BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: ये बीमा कंपनी वाले भी गज़ब करते है. लोगों की बीवियों के पास घंटों बैठ कर पति के मरने के फायदे बताते हैं. बंता:तभी मेरी बीवी बार-बार मुझसे मेरी उम्र पूछ कर खुश हो रही थी और कह रही थी की आपकी कीमत आप क्या जानो.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha. Santa use ghur ke dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola Arre Banta, agar tu start nahi ho raha hai,to dhakka lagau?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-bike se ja raha tha, raste me ladki dekhi to gir gaya, ladki-oh my god lagi to nahi? Santa- nahi soniye, me to aise hi bike se utarta hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Apni Girlfriend Se Phone Par Baatein Kar Raha Tha. Girlfriend: “Mujhe Iss Valentine Par Kya De Rahe Ho?” Santa: “Jaanu, Main Tumhe Diamond Ring La Dunga, Car, Bangla Sab La Dunga.” Girlfriend: “Wowww, To Aaj Shaam Ko Park Mein Aa Rahe Ho Na?” Santa: “Haan, Agar Mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya Diya To Jaroor Aa Jayunga.”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Apne Bete Ko Chidya Ghar Dikhane Le Gaye Beta: Ye Kya H? Papa: Beta Ye Ghada H. Beta: Aur Ye Papa: Beta Ye Gadhi. Beta: Gadhi Kya Hoti H. Papa: Gadhe Ki Biwi Hoti H Beta: Kya Gadhe Bhi Shadi Karte H Papa: Ha Beta, Thoda Rook Kar Sirf Gadhe Hi Shadi Karte H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tchar-jo mere Q ka sahi ANS dega wo ghar ja sakta h Tabhi santa apna bag bahr fek deta h Tchar-wo bag kisne feka Santa-Mene. Ab me ghar jau?
    • 10 years ago



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  • SNTA Radio Thik Karwane Gya. Mechanic Ne Kaha-Ye Thik He Par MAUSAM Kharab He Isliye Ni Chal Rha SNTA-Le 100 Rs.MAUSAM Naya Dalde
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta Ko 1 Road Accident K Jurm Me Girftaar Kar Liya Jata Hai. Judge- Ye Acident Ki Ghatna Kese Ghati? Snta- Sir Mai Kuch Nhi Janta Mein To So Rha Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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