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  • :dancer::dancer:बहस के दौरान पत्नी ने यह कह कर पति को चुप करा दिया...:neutral_face::neutral_face:
    "ज्यादा होशियार ना बनो...:sunglasses::sunglasses: जितना दिमाग आप के पास है उतना तो मेरा हर समय ख़राब रहता है।"...:sweat_smile::sweat_smile::ok_hand::ok_hand:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Brain Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS
  • :rolling_eyes:


    કાલ સાંજે બેઠા-બેઠા કંટાળી ગયો , યાર...
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    પછી :thinking:આઈડિયા લડાવ્યો...
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    પત્નીને "એ :monkey:વાંદરી"‌ એમ કરીને બોલાવી...
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    પછી શું !

    _*ત્રણ કલાક ક્યાં નીકળી એ ખબર જ ના પડી....*_
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    _*અને લગભગ અઢીસો જેટલા નવા નવા :see_no_evil:જાનવરોના નામ જાણવા મળ્યા...!!!*_

    બોલો !!!

    :laughing::laughing::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::hugging::nerd:
    • 7 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Gujarati Jokes , Funny Gujarati SMS
  • A Couple:couple: Drove Down A Country Road For Several Miles, Not Saying A Word. :mask:
    An Earlier Discussion Had Led To An Argument And Neither Of Them Wanted To Concede Their Position.
    As They Passed A Barnyard Of Mules, Goats:goat: And Pigs:pig2:, The Husband Asked Sarcastically, "Relatives Of Yours?" "Yep," The Wife Replied, "in-laws.":stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    :grinning::joy::grinning::joy::grinning:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , English Jokes
  • Pehle Woh Meri Girlfrnd Thi,
    Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi,

    Phir Woh Meri Mangetr Bani,
    Woh Bolti Thi Mai Sunta Tha

    Jb Se Woh Meri BIWI Bani,
    Hm Dono Bolte Hai
    or
    muhalla Sutna Hai

    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes
  • Husband: सेल्फ कण्ट्रोल तो कोई तुमसे सीखे ! मानना पड़ेगा !!!!

    Wife : (ख़ुशी व गर्व के साथ) : वो तो है !! पर किस बात पर !!

    Husband : शरीर में इतनी "शुगर" है पर मज़ाल है कभी जुबान पर आने दी हो।
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • पत्नी(पति से) :- "कहाँ जा रहे हो...?"

    पति(गुस्से से) :- "मरने जा रहा हूँ...!"

    पत्नी :- "साथ में थैली लेकर जाना..!"

    पति(आश्चर्य से ) :- "वो किसलिए...?"

    पत्नी :- "अगर इरादा बदल जाए तो आते समय दो किलो आलू और एक किलो प्याज लेते आना !"

    :weary::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::flushed::innocent::mask:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Suicide Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS
  • पति: मैं तुम्हारे लिए जान भी दे सकता हूँ.
    पत्नी: वो तो कोई भी दे देगा, मेरे साथ जी के दिखाओ :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::thumbsup:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes
  • Wife : તમારામાં જરાય મેનર્સ નથી.
    હું કલાકથી બોલ-બોલ કર્યા કરું છું
    અને તમે બગાસાં જ ખાધા કરો છો.

    Husband : અરે હું બગાસાં નથી ખાતો,
    બોલવાની કોશિશ કરી રહ્યો છું.

    :mute::grinning::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::grinning:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Gujarati Jokes , Husband And Wife Jokes , Funny Gujarati SMS
  • ये होती है इमेज !!!

    पति - आज क्लब मे दारू पीने का कंपिटिशन हुआ।

    पत्नी - अच्छा दूसरे नंबर पर कौन आया।

    :beers:Confidence Wife Ka:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Daru Special Jokes
  • A Husband And Wife Were Golfing When Suddenly The Wife Asked, "Honey, If I Died Would You Get Married Again?"
    The Husband Said, "No Sweetie."
    The Woman Said, "I'm Sure You Would."
    So The Man Said, "Okay, I Would"
    Then The Woman Asked, "Would You Let Her Sleep In Our Bed?"
    And The Man Replied, "Ya, I Guess So."
    Then The Wife Asked, "Would You Let Her Use My Golf Clubs?"
    And The Husband Replied, "No, She's Left Handed."
    :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , English Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • मौका किसे कहते हैं?
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    बीवी के गाल पर बैठा मच्छर!
    :joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes
  • शादी के 5 साल बाद , वेलेनटाईन डे के दिन पति बीवी के लिये सफेद गुलाब लाया ….
    बीवी :– ये क्या सफेद गुलाब ? वेलेनटाईन डे के दिन तो रेड रोज देते है ना ??…
    पति :– अब जिन्दगी में , प्यार से ज्यादा शांति की जरूरत है !!!!!????
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes
  • Pati Jaise He Gher Pahucha, Patni Ne Laat Ghoosho
    Se Peetna Suruu Kr Diya…!!!

    Buri Trah Pitne Ke Baad Pati Ne Jab Pitai Ka Karand
    Pucha Toh Patni Boli: – Padosh Wale Sharma Ji Ka Apni
    Padosan Se Chakkar Chal Rha Hai…!!!

    Pati: – Toh Mujhe Kiyu Peet Rahi Ho…???

    Patni: – Taaki Khoff Kayam Rahe…!!!! :slight_smile:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes
  • Wife :-
    કોની સાથે બેઠા તા.. ,
    બહેન ,કે ગર્લફ્રેન્ડ . . ?
    Husband :-
    " એણે કઈ કીધું નથી હજુ "
    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Gujarati Jokes , Husband And Wife Jokes
  • Wife :-
    किस के साथ बैठे थे बहन या गर्लफ़्रेंड . . ?
    Husband :-
    उसने अभी जवाब नहीं दिया।
    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes
  • :flushed::flushed:
    Wife ने एक बोर्ड देखा:
    बनारसी साड़ी 10/-
    नायलॉन 8/-
    कॉटन 5/-
    Wife खुश हो के अपने हस्बैंड से :: मुझे 500 रू. दो, मैं 50 साड़ी खरीदूंगी
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    Husband: अरी ओ बीरबल की माँ, Press करने वाले की दुकान है वो। :joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes
  • પતિ: આ જો, આજનાં છાપામાં સમાચાર છે કે પત્ની એ એનાં પતિ ને વેચી નાખ્યો:rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes:

    પત્ની: હે??? કેટલામાં વેચ્યો???

    પતિ: એક સાયકલનાં બદલામાં..... પણ, જો જે હો તું આવું ન કરતી:pray::pray::pray:

    પત્ની: અરે હું કાંઈ ગાંડી છું તે આવું કરું??? મને એટલી તો ખબર પડે છે કે તમારું....

    એક્ટિવા તો આવે જ...!!!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes
  • રવિવારે :guardsman:પતિ વાળ કપાવી ને ઘરે આવ્યો
    પતિ : હું તારા કરતા ૧૦ વરસ :smiley:નાનો લાગુ છું ને
    હાજર જવાબી પત્ની :
    ટકો :baby:કરાવી નાખો ,
    જનમ્યા હોય ને અેવા લાગશો:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Gujarati Jokes , Funny Gujarati SMS
  • Husband : Kaha Gayab Thi 4 Ghante Se?
    Wife : Mall Me Gai Thi, Shopping Karane.
    H : Kya Kya Liya?
    W : Ek Hair Band Aur 45 Selfies
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes