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Mene usko dono hatho se bade pyar se pakda, Fir dhire-dhire dabaya, fir toda uper uthaya, fir gol-gol gumaya, Fir bade pyar se litaya, thoda uper se dabaya fir bade pyar se khaya . . wah . . kya mast roti bani ti. apko roti achi lagi to, LIKE kro na

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Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mein Khud D.J. Bana Adhe Ghante Baad Shadi Ki Party Mein Aasman Se Ek UFO (UddanTashtari) Utri Usme Se Ek Alien Bahar Aaya Aur Hath Jod Ke Rajnikant Se Bola, Alien: “Bhai Jaan, Please Awaj Kam Kar Lijiye, Kal Mere Bachche Ka Exam Hai“

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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

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Girlfriend V/s Friend
Girlfriend: Exam Kaisa Gaya Dear?
Boy: Bahut Acha Gaya, Mast Tha
Sweetheart.
Friend: Kaisa Gaya Yaar Exam?
Boy: Abe Saale Bhootni K Tujhe
Koi Aur Topic Nhi Milta Kya
Mood Kharab Karne K Liye Kamine
:D Saala Meko Kya Pata Tha Ki
English Ka Paper Hai..
Main To History Padh K Gaya Tha.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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ज़िन्दगी में इंसान को सबसे ख़राब Feeling कब
आती है। ।।।
जब पेट्रोल पंप पर 20 रुपये का पेट्रोल भरवाने
जाए और उसी वक़्त कोई Beautiful लड़की आ
जाये
और वो कमीना पेट्रोल भरने वाला दो तिन
बार पूछे
भाई कितने का डालु। :-p:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil MereKaam Ki nahi… Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. . Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam.. Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle… Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. . Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare… Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai… Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay…

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Pappu ki master se hui ladai . . . . Master ne ki Pappu ki dhulai . . . . Pappu ka garam hua khoon . . . . Gaya kabristan ar kabar pe master ke photo tang k likh diya . . . . COMING SOON :D :p :o

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कॉलेज की लडकिया जितना Attitude बताती हे उससे ज्यादा खूबसूरत लडकिया तो हमारे खेत मे गेहूँ काटने आती है।

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Santa- Mere Uncle Ko Marne Se Pahle Marne Ki Date Pata Thi. . . . . Banta- Kaise.? . . . . Santa- Judge Ne Batai.

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OIL + POTTY = Batao ye konsi South indian language he. Nahi pata. . . . . . TEL GU ..

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पति का अफेर चल रहा था

पत्नी ने एक ही रंग के 12 अंडरवेयर खरीदे...

पति- सब बोलेंगे मै कभी अंडरवेयर नही बदलता

पत्नी- सब कौन ?
Boss DK सब कॊन...?:yum::yum::yum:

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Bhagwan Aur Doctor Ko Kabi Naraz Mat Karna.. Qki.. Bhagwan Naraz To Aap Doctor Ke Paas, Aur Doctor Naraz To Aap Sidhe Bhagwan Ke Paas.. Sab Setting Hai ..!

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Husband: a witch at night I never saw a horror movie with me anymore and never was going on behind me. Wife: Which film? Husband: Your Wedding

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Wife: I have a good news and a bad news. Husband: I m very busy. Just give me the good news. Wife: the airbags in our new AUDI worked perfectly fine.

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Girl:i love you Boy:diffrent style sey purpose karo na Girl:kya tumharey jnazey k kafen dafan ka haq mairey bachon ko mil sakta hai Boy:lakh di laanet

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Me : Bhai Original Shades hai ? He : Haan , RayBan hai . Me : Hatt gandu Nakli hai na ? He : haha Haan , Original Lag rahe hai na ? :D :P By -ANIL

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Me kissey pyar karu...paise se ya ladki se agar paise pyar karu to ladki bura mann jaegi or agar ladki se karu to paisa hath me nahi hoga or ladki bhi chali jaegi....

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Pagal Hai Wo Log Jo Ladkiyo Ko Miss Karte Hai, Miss Karna Ha To Machharo Ko Karo, Jo Jaan Hateli Pe Rekh Kar Aap Ko Kiss Karte Hai....!

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Chinki Ki Friend Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha.
Friend: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls?
Chinki: Because Boys Have Ball Bearings
Between Their Legs To Reduce Friction.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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सनता इंटरव्यू देने गया...
बॉस ने पूछा तुम कितने भाई बहन हो...
सरदार: 5
बॉस: उन में तुम्हारा नंबर कौनसा है... ?
सनता : एयरटेल का....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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