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Na Duaa Maangi Na Koi Guzarish Ki.,., Na Koi Fariyad Na Koi Numaish Ki.,., Jab B Jhuka Sar Khuda Ke Aage.,.,. Hum Ne Bas Apki Khusi Ki Khwish Ki...

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L.k.G.१ का Boy : तू मुझसे शादी
कलेगी ?
गर्ल : नी
Boy : कल्ले ना
गर्ल : नी मे नी कलूंगी
Boy : कल्ले , तेको टॉफी दूंगा
गर्ल : इसीलिये तो नी
कलनी , मेरी किसी ओर से
कुरकुरे में बात हो गई है...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Chhod Diye Wo kaam JinKe Galat The Anjaam. . . Ab Kuch Din Nek Kaamo Mein Bitayenge, Or SaAWAN Ke Baad Hi Nayi Ladkiya Ptayenge. . . (",) /~ Hat jao. / Mandir Jane do... :P

10 years ago

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LOVE LETTER vs EXAM PAPER LOVE LETTER:"Hazaro khayal aate hai jinhe lafzon mein nahi likh pate!" EXAM PAPER:"Hazaro alfaaz likhne padte hai jo khayalo mein nahi aate!"

10 years ago

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3 kamchor mil k khana kha rhe thy, unko namak km laga, 1bola"jo pehle boly ga wo namak laye ga. Sb bethey rahe. na koi bola, na khaya, 3din aise he guzargaye, teeno behosh ho gye. Logo ne murda samaj kar janaza parhaya. jab pehle waley ko qabar mein utarne lage to woh bola "oye mai zinda hu"Baki 2no bhi usi waqt boly"chal putr namk le k aa"

10 years ago

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Hr 1 Kamyab Admik peche 1 Aurat hoti hy Jo usay itna tang krti hy K Wo dukhi ho kr apnay kaam mei itna busy ho jata hy k Kamyabi khud us k qadam chumti hay.

10 years ago

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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

10 years ago

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पागलो के अस्पताल के एक रूम में सभी
पागल डान्स कर रहे थे..
बस एक पागल चुपचाप बैठा था . . .
डॉक्टर समझा,वो ठीक हो गया और
पूछा तुम डान्स क्यों नहीं कर रहे?
. पागल: अरे बेवकूफ मै "दूल्हा हूँ...!
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10 years ago

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Ek scha dost wo h jo aapka pehla aansu poch le, dusra aansu rok le aur agr tisra aansu aaye, to... zor se thappad mare aur.. kahe "le ab khul k ro le".

10 years ago

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45 saal ka SALMAN KHAN ladki dekhne gaya! Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gayi! Hosh aya.. kaaran puchha.. boli- 20 saal pehle ye muje bhi dekhne aaya tha..

10 years ago

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Girl - "U Handsome Boy" कौन से Collage से हो.?
Boy - मैं IIT से हूँ.
G - ओह! तो मेरी Scooty को CAR बना दो.
B- IIT से हूँ IIN से नहीं.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Aashikon ko mohabbat ke alava Agar kuchh kaam hota To maikhane jake har roz yun badnam na hota Mil jaati chahne wali Usse bhi kahin raah mein koi Agar kadmon mein nasha aur Hath mein jaam na hota.

10 years ago

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If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha, If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina, Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey

10 years ago

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Khatrnak student…. :P Master To Student: A B C D Se Shuru Hone Wale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.. ?? . . . . . . . . Student: A=Apni B=Beti ka C=Cell Number D=Dijiye… :D

10 years ago

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Mere hisaab se kisi bhi ladki ko patane ka kewal ek tarika jo sabse powerful hai aur isseaap ek baar mein kam se kam 10 pata sakte hai wo tarika hai. Aap handsome dikhne ki kosis mat karo different dikhne ki kosis karo thank you

10 years ago

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Pati Kaam Se Ghar Jaldi Aa Gaya, Patni Ne Ye Dekha To Gabra Kar Premi Ko Powder Laga Kar, Kone Mein Murti Ki Tarah Khada Kar Diya Pati Kamre Mein Aya To Usne Moorti Dekhi Aur Pucha Pati: “Ye Kya Hai?” Patni Muskurate Hue Boli: “Ji Ye Murti Gupta Ji Ne Di Hai.” Pati Kuch Na Bola, Aur Kaam Kaaj Mein Vyast Ho Gaya Aadhi Raat Ko Uth Kar Murti Ke Aage Sandwich Rakh Kar Bola. Pati: “Kha Lo Gupta Ji, Parson Main Bhi Tumhare Ghar Saari Raat Aise Hi Khada Raha Kisi Ne Pani Tak Bhi Nahi Puchha Tha“

10 years ago

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Har sawal say dut ker larna, Phainkhnay me kami mat karna, Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna, aur 1 bat yaad rakhna, aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.

10 years ago

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Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se to hum madhosh ho gaye jab pata chala ki unki nazar hi tirchi hai to hum behose ho gaye

10 years ago

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Phoolwala:"Sahab Apni Gf Keliye Phool Le Lo.. . Boy:"Meri Gf Nahi Hai. Phoolwala:"To Mangetar Ke Liye Le Lo. Boy:"Meri Mangetar Nahi Hai.. Phoolwala:"to Biwi Ke Liye Hi Le Lo. Boy:"Meri Biwi Bhi Nahi Hai. . . . Phoolwala:"Aye Duniya Ke Khush Kismat Insaan Meri Taraf Se Ye Phool Free Me Le Le...

10 years ago

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Agar Koi Hume Achchha Lagta Hai To
Achchha Wo Nahi, Hum Hai..
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Aur Agar Koi Hume Bura Lagta Hai
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Bura Wahi Hai Kyoki Hum To Achchhe Hai Na! ...................................
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Zindagi Se Koi Cheez Maango To
Aise
Maango Jaise Tumhare Baap Ki Thi.
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Aur Nahi Mili To Ye Soch Lena Ki
Kaun Si Tumhare Baap Ki Thi!

By - Ramesh:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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