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लक्ष्मण अगर कमेंटेटर है तो में भारत का नंबर वन रेडियो जॉकी हूँ

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Beti: Main Padosi Se Pyar Karti Hu Aur
Uske Sath Bhaag Rahi Hu.
Baap: Thanks Mere Paise Aur Time Dono
Bach Gye.
Beti: Papa Main To Letter Padh Rahi Hu Jo
Mummy Rakh Ke Gyi Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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सारा का सारा "कसूर" उन तेज:fog: हवाओं का है, यारों...??
उनकी "जुल्फें " सुलझाने की अदा में हम "दिल" :heart:को उलझा बैठे..!

9 years ago

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Apni Badnasibi Ka Haal
kis Kis Ko Sunau Ae
dosto...
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gf K No. Pe Rechrg Krane Gya
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recharge Wala Uska Bhai Nikla.. :(
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hat Jao Yaro Hospital Ja Rha Hu
HAHAHAHA:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Boy:" I love you! Girl:" I m Engaged to Someone & I have a Boyfriend & I also Have 2 Serious Affairs.. ! ! Boy : (After a Long pause) ! ! "FIR V DEKHNA KUCH ADJUST KAAR SAKTEY HO TOH.." BOYS ARE BOYS......THEY NEVER CHANGE...:D

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3 kamchor mil k khana kha rhe thy, unko namak km laga, 1bola"jo pehle boly ga wo namak laye ga. Sb bethey rahe. na koi bola, na khaya, 3din aise he guzargaye, teeno behosh ho gye. Logo ne murda samaj kar janaza parhaya. jab pehle waley ko qabar mein utarne lage to woh bola "oye mai zinda hu"Baki 2no bhi usi waqt boly"chal putr namk le k aa"

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Boyfriend- Today I Am Tensed, Got Fired From Job, Got Disowned From Home, Mood Is Also Off. . . Girlfriend - Acha! Leave All That, Look Here!! ...... My New Chappals !

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Wife: Har Haftay Tum Fishing Ke Liye Jatay Ho Naa.? Husband:Haan,Haan To.? Wife: Haramzade Aaj Woh Machhli Aayi Thi, Keh Rahi Thi Ki Woh Maa Banne Wali Hai.

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INDIA Is A Place Where..
Anyone Driving Faster Than You Is..
"Saala Yeh Pakka Marega"
Anyone Driving Slower Than You Is
"Saala Kutta, Gaadi Chalani Nai Aati Ise" !!
And
Anyone Driving Parallel To You Is
"Apne Baap Se Race Lagayega Tu.."
Agree..???:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Boy: Agar Wo Meri Nahi Huyi To Main Use Kisi Or Ki Bhi Nahi Hone Dunga!!Friends: Aur Agar Teri Ho Gayi To Sabki Hone Dega??:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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पति वह प्राणी है जो भूत प्रेत से बेशक न डरे मगर पत्नी की ‘4 missed call’ खौफ पैदा करने के लिए काफी है|

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Cute lines Garmi mein boy ne jab Pasina GF ke Duptte se pocha to wo boli: Dupta Ganda na kro, Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se poncha To Maa boli: Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu.

9 years ago

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Maa Baap Chale Gaye Aur Pappu Aunti Ke Pass Ruk Gaya Raat Ko Pappu Bola: “Auntie Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai, Kya Main Aapke Sath Bed Par So Jaun” Auntie Ne Socha Baccha Hi To Hai Aur Boli: “Koi Baat Nahi So Jao” Phir Pappu Aunti Ki Nighty Upar Karke Dhuni (Navel) Par Ungli Ferne Lagta Hai Aur Kahta Hai. Auntie Sochti Hai Koi Baat Nahi Bacha Hi To Hai, Phir Pappu Dheere Dheere Niche Hath Le Jata Hai,

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australia ne smjha india ko ullu . . . wah wah . . .australia ne samjha India ko ullu . . . KOHLI ne dia unhe baba ji kaTHULLU.

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Pyar kar k shadi karni chahiye ya fir Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye ? Best reply - . . . . . . Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye Lekin . . . Is ki khabar biwi ko nhi Lagni chahiye..:P

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Virat: Sunti ho.... "Aaj hamare Pintoo ne aadha word bolna seekha... Anushka: Sach!?? Kya bola? Virat : "BEHAN"

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Maa: Tu Chota Tha To Bilkul Kejriwal Jaisa Tha.. Beta: Kya Mai Roz Dharna Karta Tha.? Maa: Nahi Re, Roz Ek Thappar Khaata Tha..!

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Fulo Ki Mahak Ko Churaya Nahi Jaata Suraj Ki Kirano Ko Chhupaya Nahi Jaata Apni Girlfriend Kitni Bhi Achchhi Ho, Dusre Ki Girlfriend Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jaata……

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Darpok hai wo log jo pyar nhi krte.. . .YAARO,.... .... .... Hoslaa chaiye barbad hone ke liye.....

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जिंदगी की हर एक उड़ान बाकी है; हर मोड़ पर एक इम्तिहान बाकी है; अभी तो सिर्फ आप ही परेशान हैं मुझसे; अभी तो पूरा हिंदुस्तान बाकी है।

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