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  • Class me Mast Ladki Ghusi Sare Ldke Uske Raste me Khade ho Gye Pr Uska Jwab Sunkar sb Mar Gye . . . . . . . Bhaisab Raasta Dena Jhaadu Lagani Ha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agar Ladki Ko Ulti Aaye, To Us Ke Parents Poochte Hain… Kaun Tha Wo Kameena! Agar Ladke Ko Ulti Aaye To Us K Parents Kehte Hain…. Kameene Kya Nasha Kar Ke Aaya Hai ! Moral !!! . . . . Ulti Ladki Ko Aaye.. Ya… Lardke Ko… Kameena Hamesha Ladka Hi Hota Hai… Geo Kameeeno…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. Fir announce kiya gaya ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI” Sab profesrs utar gaye… Par principal baithe rahe Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta? Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai. Ye start hi nahi hoga!! By: "V@ruN"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Riya: Mera Dil Mobile H Aur Aap Uske Sim.. Durgesh: Main Bahot Khush Hu. Riya: Zyada Khush Mat Ho. Durgesh: Kyu? Riya: Q Ki Mobile Dual Sim Ka
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jaha dost vaha pyar, Jaha pyar vaha mohabbat, Jaha mohabbat vaha ishq, Jaha ishq vaha judai, Jaha judai vaha dard, Jaha dard vaha MOOV lagana. Khan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Hospital Ke Aage Ek Note Pe Likha Tha Yahan Normal Delivery 500/- Rupaye Mein Hoti Hai Aur Baniye Ki 10/- Rupaye Mein, Ek Pandit Ne Ye Note Pada Aur Hairan Hokar Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Puchha. Pandit: “Hamari Itni Mehengi Aur Baniye Ki Itni Sasti Kyun?” Doctor: “Kyun Ki Hamein Baniye Ki Delivery Mein Jayda Kaam Nahi Karna Padta Hai” Pandit: “Wo Kaise ?” Doctor: “Hum Dilevery Ke Samaye 1/- Ka Sikka Dikhate Hai, Aur Baccha Apne Aap Bahar Aa Jata Hai“
    • 9 years ago



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  • - कुछ सालों बाद ना जाने क्या होगा, ना जाने कौन दोस्त कहाँ होगा... फिर मिलना हुआ तो मिलेगे यादों में, जैसे सूखे हुए गुलाब मिले किताबों में.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sir:” Akbar kaun tha ?? . . Pappu:” Pata nahin.. . . SIR:” Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.. . . . . Pappu:” Sir, Love, Pankaj, Avinash, kaun hai ?? . . SIR:” Pata nahi.. . . . . Pappu:” Apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye.. Teacher Shocked… Pappu Rocked..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chuha:mouse2: Hathi :elephant:se...
    -aapni Biwi Ki Bara Dena..
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    Hathi.. (Has Kar) - Q Aapni Biwi Ko Pahnaega..
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    Chuha- Beti Ki Saadi H. Mehmaano K Liye Tent Lagana H....ladies Alag/ Gents Alag.......:-P:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 9 years ago



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  • चीन के राष्ट्रपति तब हक्के बक्के रह गए, जब उन्हें पता चला कि, भारत में बिना गारंटी के बिकने वाले नकली, सामानो को "Made in China" कहा जाता है..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek tota car se takrakar behosh hoker niche gir gaya to kisine usse uthakar pinjre me rakh diya,jab tote ko hosh aaya to bola "aaila apun jail me carwala mar gaya kya"..
    • 9 years ago



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  • पति : कहाँ गयी थी?? पत्नी : रक्तदान करने... . . . . पति : पीते पीते overflow होने लग गया था जो अब बांटने भी लगी..!.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 2025 Me Apko Customer Care
    Ke Msg Is Prakar Aayenge..:p :D
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    Dear Customer,
    Your Wife Can Become A Mother
    Without Your Struggle..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • गरबे का Season खत्म हो गया है...
    अब सारी Angels और Princess
    कमर पर दुपट्टा बांधे घर मे झाडु फटका करती नजर आऐंगी..:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl: Jaanu Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
    Boy: Baby Long Drive Par..!!
    Girl:acha Toh Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
    Boy:baby Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag Rahe.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    :p
    • 9 years ago



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  • BOY To GIRL:" Look In To My Eyes,
    what Do U See.. ???
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    GIRL:" True Love..
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    BOY:" Oo Juliet Ki Amma.. !!!
    kuch Aankh Mein Chala Gaya Hai Jaldi
    nikaal...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Unse Bichdenge To Mar Jayenge.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kamal ka Vahem Tha.. . Saala Bukhar Tk Nhi Hua...
    • 9 years ago



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  • सब पूछ रहे है पुरुष दिवस कब है ??

    अरे भाई आ रहा है अपना भी त्यौहार…..

    “1 मई को मजदूर दिवस” !!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Truth..
    Mohobbat Toh Dil Dekh Kar Ki Jati Hai
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    Chehra Dekh Kar Toh Sirf Setting Hoti Hai...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Everybody Wants Some1 Special. Some1 Innocent. Some1 Nice. Some1 C0oL. Some1 Sweet. Some1 Cute. Some1 Intelligent. But Yaar! Why Always ME, ME & ME?
    • 9 years ago



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