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एक हैंडसम लड़का:ok_woman: क्लास में
आया ....
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और सारी लडकिया:woman::woman::girl::boy: देखते
ही
दीवानी होगयी .
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फिर लड़के:runner: ने आते ही कुछ
कहा तो
लडकिया बेहोश .
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सोचो क्या कहा होगा ??
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थोड़ी जगह देना , बहिन
जी
झाड़ू लगाना है .
"हाय रे बेरोज़गारी "

9 years ago

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daalne laga mai to chillane lagi wo.. hua dard itna ki sah na saki wo..takleef me huyi itni ki boli bahar nikalo... . plz . dosre size ki churiya andar dalo.?

9 years ago

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Arz Kiya Hai....
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Bigdi Hui Zindgi Ki Bas Itni
Si Kahaani Hai....
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Wah... Wah...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
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Bigdi Hui Zindgi Ki Bas Itni
Si Kahaani
Hai....
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Wah... Wah...
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20% To Hum Bachpan Se Kamine
The....
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80% Facebook / Twitter / Bbw / Whatsup Ki Meharbaani Hai.

9 years ago

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Aaj Ka Gyaan
“लड़की और नौकरी तभी छोड़ें……
जब दूसरी हांथ में हो!!":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Ek ladka apni gril frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai, aur boht tez barish ho rahi hoti hai. Socho boht tez barish ladka ladki akele socho kya hota hai socho . . . . socho . . Nahi pata . . . . ladki ka makeup utar jata hai aur ladka dar ke bhaag jata hai.:

9 years ago

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Arz he... Cycle aisi chalao jiska pahiya na ho . . Cycle aisi chalao jiska pahiya na ho. . . " " aur ladki aisi patao jiska bhaiya na ho...:D

9 years ago

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Global Warming : Our Next Generations Will Not Be Able To Seepolar Bears:bear: And Tigers:tiger2:!!
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To Hum Kya Karein?
Humne Bhi To Dinosaur Nahi Dekhe, Kabhi Shikayat Ki Kya? 8-|:| =D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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भारत में 4 प्रमुख त्यौहार है
1. होली
2. दीवाली
3. ईद
4. लाइट आ गयी:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

9 years ago

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GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful' Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too" & BOY to another boy: "You are handsome" Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai nasaale?" :-P

9 years ago

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बजरँगी भाईजान और उनकी पूरी टीम को मुर्ख दिवस की बधाई जो पाकिस्तानी सेक्युरिटी को मुर्ख बनाकर मुन्नी को उसके घर तक भेजने में कामयाब रही !:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

9 years ago

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Free Advice for Boys . . . .. . . . . . . Ladki ki Pic par kabhi mat comment karnaa .... warna 3 Mahine tak notification aayenge..!!X_X >=)

9 years ago

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Santa Says:
" Duniya Ka Har Ek Insan
Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta Hai.."
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Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
"Pyaar" Nahi Kar Sakta"..
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Plz Coperate,,,:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Aaj Santa Serious Hai..!

9 years ago

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Pappu Apni Pados Ki Ladki Se: “I Love You”

Ladki Muskurate Hue: “Sorry, Main Kisi Aur Se Pyar

Karti Hoon”

Pappu Udas Ho Gaya Phir Achanak Bhagne Laga Aur

Bola : “Teri Mummy Ko Bataunga – Teri Mummy Ko

Bataunga”

Ladki: “Ruk Ja Kamine I Love You 2“:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Sir- Smajh tuje 10 laddu diye. Boy- Muje? Sir- Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai. Usse mein se 5 muje diye to tere paas kitne bache. Boy- 20 Sir- Kaise Boy- Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai.

9 years ago

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Dunya main ek saanp aisa bi hai jo har sec mai 0.5cm lamba hota hai aurthodi dair baad khud ko kaat k mar jata hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . Ye saanp"NOKIA"ki Games mai paya jata hai :

9 years ago

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Ladka Chinki Ko Purpose Kar Raha Thha Boy: “Ye Raat, Ye Subah, Ye Hawa, Ye Chand, Ye Ghatayen, Ye Nadia, Ye Kinare…” Chinki: “Saale Propose Kar Raha Hai, Ya Environment Science Padha Raha Hai“

9 years ago

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Zindagi haseen hai zindagi se pyar karo, Ho raat to subah ka intzar karo, Wo pal bhi aayega jis pal ka intzar hai apko, Bas rab pe bharosa aur waqt pe aitbar karo.

9 years ago

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Santa Ne Call MiLai To
Aawaz Aayi,
"Is Call Ke Liye AapKe Paas BaLance Kafi Nahi Hai."
Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Meri Jaan,
Tum Se Baat Ho Jaye
Bas Itna Hi Kafi Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Khawab Or BARISH doNo Ek JaisE hAiN, Jo HAmeshA "YAADGAAR" HotE hAiN, "FARQ" SirF itnA hy "BARISH" JiSM Bhigoti hy Or "Khawab" ShALwAr Bhigo detA hy

9 years ago

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Ek Din Aapki Life Me Ek Ladki Aayegi Jo Aapko Bahut Pyaar Karegi Aapko Pyaar Se Tauch Karegi Or Aapko Dher Sari Kiss Kiya Karegi Or Kahegi I LOVE YOU PAPA. Sale Nalayko Ab To Sudhro Shadi B Ho Gai Tumari

9 years ago

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