अध्यापक - चिंटू तुम कल स्कूल
क्यों नहीं आए ?
चिंटू - सर , कल मैं सपने में
अमरीका चला गया था |
अध्यापक - ठीक है !
पिन्टू तुम क्यों नहीं आए ?
पिन्टू - सर , मैं चिंटू
को एयरपोर्ट छोडने गया था |
Hello Dosto..
Niyam Anusar Kabhi Bhi Lagatar
30 Dino Tak Apni Sim Se Sms
Nhi Kroge To Apki Sim Ki Sewaien
Radd Kar Di Jayegi. Sms Karne
Wale Grahako K Liye Ye Manya Nahi.
Dil Kee baat chupana adat nahi hai meri,
Yu kisi ka dil dukhana adat nahi hai meri,
Aap samajhate hai ki ham bhool gaye aapko magar,
Itne acche dost ko bhool jana adat nahi hai meri.
Boy: Ro Kyu Rahi Ho.?
Girl: Mere Marks Bahut Kam Aaye Hai,
Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai.?
Girl: Sirf 88%
Boy: Khuda Ka Khof Kar Zalim,
itne Me To 2 Ladke Pass Ho Jate Hai.
Ek Aadmi ne 1 ungli se 8 admi ko upar pahucha diya
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or wo rajnikant b nahi tha Batao kaise ?
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Lift se yaar Q Apna kamjor dimag par jor dete ho. .
If U Have 1 Father, Call Me. If U Have 2 Fathers, Sms Me. If U Have 3 Fathers, Miss Call Me. If I M Your Father, Just Ignore This Message.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Wada Humne Kiya Tha Nibhane KeLiye..!!!
Ek Dil Diya Tha Ek Dil Pane Ke Liye..!!!
Usne Hume Mahobbat Sikha Di OrKaha..!!!
Humne Tumse Mahobbat Ki Thi
Kisi Or Ko Jalane Ke Liye..
1000 ladkiyo ne suicide kar liya
aur 300 comma mein hai .
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aur 100 ladkiya behose ho gayi
kyon ki kisi
kamine ne jhoti khabar faela di thi ki
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.miss call marne ke 20 paise cut
hoge...
Girl: Mummy, Jab Mein Susu Karti Hoon Tou Seeti Ki Awaaz Aati Hai. Aap ki Aati Hai? Mummy : Beta Pehle Meri Bhi Aati Thi, Abh Tumhare Papa Ne Baja Baja Ke kharab Kardi Hai
Girl Check Up K Liye Gai,,
Dr. Ki Niyat Khrab Hogi,,
Dr. Ne Uske Kaprey Utarwaye,,
Girl: Kiss Q Le Rahe Ho..?
Dr: Checkup K Liye,,
Girl: Breast Q Daba Rahe Ho..?
Dr: Breast Cancer Check Karne Ke Liye,,
Dr. Starts Fucking,,
Girl: Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?
Dr: Aids Checkup,,
Girl:
Check Kya Krna Hai Aids Ki To Dawayi Lene I Thi..