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  • A ldki perfume laga ke bus mei chadi.. Ladke ne comment pas kiya-aajkal phynial ka use kuch zyada hi hota hai. Ladki boli-phir bhi cockroch piccha nahi chodte...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband: Cricket Wala Channel Lagao Wife: Nahi Lagaungi . Husband: Dekh Lunga Wife: Kya Dekh Loge . Husband: Yahi Jo Tum Dekh Rahe Ho...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu ki uske Baap se hui ladai Baap ne ki pappu ki pitai Pappu ka hua garam khoon Gaya kbristan or kabar pe baap ki photo tang ke LIKH DIYA - . . . “COMING SOON”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mai To Aaj Apni Bike:motorcycle: Aise Hi Wash
    kar Raha Tha.......
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    Daddy Bole==> Kamine Aaj Phir
    date Pe Ja Raha Hai Tu.......
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    Batao Yaro Ab Koi Bike:motorcycle: Bhi Nahi
    dho Sakta Kya.....??....: ­ );):p:-D:-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte hai? Golu: Sir wo roz GALIYA khate hai Teacher: Kya matlab? Golu: Ji wo CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • LOVE LETTER vs EXAM PAPER LOVE LETTER:"Hazaro khayal aate hai jinhe lafzon mein nahi likh pate!" EXAM PAPER:"Hazaro alfaaz likhne padte hai jo khayalo mein nahi aate!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Pappu Ki Mark Sheet Dekhi Aur Usko Dant Te Hue Bola. Santa: “Abe Tu History Mein Fail Kaisi Ho Gaya Be, Padta Kyu Nahi Hai Tu?” Pappu: “Dad, Vo Kya Karu, Sab Sawal Tab Ke Thhe Jab Main Paida Bhi Nahi Hua Thha” Santa: “Ohhh, Baat To Teri Thik Hai, Ye School Wale Bhi Na Pata Nahi Esa Syllabus Kyu Banate Hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • निगाहे आज ढुंढ रही,…उस महान विचारक को जिसने बरसो पहले कहा था,……. “इंटरनेट का अविष्कार,…..लोगो का समय बचाएगा”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai gaur farmanaUnki gali se guzre to chobara nazar aaya.Ke unki gali se guzre to chobara nazar aaya.Uski maa bhar aake boli teri haddi pasli todungi.Haramzade jo dubara naraz aaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • किस्मत मे लड़कियो :dancer:का इतना अकाल है…
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    कि अगर कस्टमर केयर मे फोन:iphone: लगा दूं…

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    … तो भी हमेशा लड़का :relaxed:ही उठाता है……
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhakat= BabaJi Main Har Baat BhooL Jata Hu Aur GaaLi Bak Deta Hu. Baba= Kab Se Hai Ye ProbLem.? Bhakat= Kon Si ProbLem Be Kamine.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? To Santa rote hue bola: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu. Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • mujhe ek macher ne kata kyoki usme junnun tha mene khujlaya kyoki isme mujhe sukun tha fir bhi mene use chor diya kyoki uske rago me mera hi khun tha..
    • 10 years ago



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  • भूगोल की मैडम बहुत दुबली पतली थी.. एक दिन वो क्लास में पाठ दोहरा रही थी.. "बोलो बच्चों धरती घुमती हुई क्यों नज़र आती है..?" . . . . . तभी टिल्लुआ बोला - . . . "मैडम जी कछु ख़ा लेवे करो.. बिना खाये आवोगी तो धरती ऐसे ही घूमेगी..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khushi:" Jab Biwi Pregnant Ho . . . . . . Darr:" Jab Girlfriend Pregnant Ho . . . . . . . . Khauf:" Jab Dono Pregnant Ho . . . . . . . . . . Haadsa:" Pata Chale Ki... Aap Dono Ke Papa Nahi Ho...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sita Ji Ka Vanvaas Jaane Main Bahut Bade Seekh Hai..... . . Sits ji Ka Vanvaas Jaane Main Bahut Bade Seekh Hai..... . . . Jis Ghar Me 3-3 Saans Ho To Us se Aacha Jungale He Theek Hai.......!
    • 10 years ago



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  • पंडित ने कथा सुनाई। कथा का सार था कि इंसान कुछ साथ नहीं लेकर जाता है। : : कथा समाप्ति के बाद... पंडितजी सब कुछ साथ लेकर गए।
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1ladka Dusre Ladke Se..
    Tum Ne Meri Gf Ko Propose Kyo Kiya.. ??
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    Ladke Ne Mast Jawab Dia:"
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    Jab Tak Ladki Kunwari Hai..
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    Na Tumhari Hai..
    Na Hamari Hai..
    Bas Sarkari Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patni Agar Pati Ko Naukar Samjhe To Pati Ko Kya Karna Chahiye? Zyada Kuch Nahi, Pati Ko Do Char Ghar Aur Pakad Lene Chahiye..........
    • 10 years ago



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