Jokes SMS

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife- koun thi wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

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Girl:" Who Are You.. ??
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Atif:" Mein Ek Dard Hu Ya Ek
Ehsaas Hu..
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Girl:" Tum Mera Picha Kyu
karte Ho.. ??
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Atif:" Bekhuda Tumhi Ho, Har
Jagah Tumhi Ho..
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Girl:" Akhir Tum Chahte Kya
ho.. ??
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Atif:" Kaise Bataye Kyun Tujhko
Chahe Yara Baata Na Paye"..
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Girl:" Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar
Sakte Ho..??"
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Atif:" Jhumu Diwana Ban Ke
tere Liye'
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Girl Thappad Maar Ke Chali
gayi..!!
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Atif:" Ab To Aadat Si Hai Mujhko
aise Jeene Me :p :D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Wife: Zara Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana. Husband: Yahan Toh Koi Namak Nahin Hai ! Wife: Mujhe Pata Tha! Tum Toh Ho Hi Andhe! Kaamchor Ho! Bas Bahane Banate Ho! Tumhe Nahin Milega. Iss Liye, Pehle Hi Le Aayi Thi!

9 years ago

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Santa: Janemann Mere Dil Me Aja
girl: Sandal Nikalu Kya
santa: Are Pagali Ye Mandir Nhi Hai
tu Aise Hi Aja:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay

9 years ago

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14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai, Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?” Aunty: “Nahi” Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“ tongue.

9 years ago

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8. Duniya Ka Sabse Shareef Insaan Banne Ka Dhong Karo:- Chahe Tum Kitne Hi Bade Dhokebaaz Kyun Na Ho, Kintu Facebook Mein Ladki Se Dosti Hotehi Usse Aise Baatein Karo Jaise Tum Is Duniya Ke Sabse Shareef Insaan Ho. Aur Tum Hi Uske Sapho Ke Rajkumar Ho.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Use Halke Haath Se Chuwo .. Phir Ungli Andar Dalo Agar Hol Bada Ho To Teen Ungli Bhi Dal Sakte Ho Phir Upar Neech Ragdo. . . . . . Ye Lo Dhul Gaya Aapka Kaanch Ka Glaas.?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Aapko pataa hai ki Popcorn ko garm tave par rakhne par wo uchhalte kyun hai? . . . Nahi pata ..? . . . Kabhi khud baith kar dekhna .. Pata chal jayega …

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SANTA: Shimla ja raha hu....... Raste me Wife ko khayi me gira dunga. BANTA: Meri bhi le ja yaar......... ushe bhi gira dena. . . . SANTA: Agar tu Bura na mane to use Wapsi me gira du ?

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दुनिया में दारु दूकान ही एक मात्र ऐसा व्यापर है जिसको दुनिया का कोई भी वास्तु दोष नहीं लगता है। जहाँ खुल जाये बहार ही बहार

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Boy: “Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time?” . Girl: “Awww…. What Happen?” . Boy: “It Annoys Me.” . Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry” . Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweetheart.” . Girl: “Awww….. I Know!” . Boy: “Get Lost Bye.” . Girl: “Awww…. Baby Gussa Ho Gya..” . Boy: “Whatever!” . Girl: “Aww…. You Look So Cute When Angry” . Boy Pulls Out The Gun, Shoots Himself . She: “Awww…. Mar Gaye“ !!

9 years ago

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Wife:kia apne shadi se phle kisi or se pyar kia? husband:nhi begum,mri to phli or akhri mhbt tm ho samny wli nabila pichli gli ki bano jmila kameti wli ki beti cheemo sth walon ki shano khala ki nand ki beti mina papo dukan wly ki behn robi or kudrat ullah ki sali shabo sy tu bs salam dua thi

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happy dog day |ye SMS har use insan ko bhejiye jo apki nazar mekutta hai........//// mene to bhej diya . ab mujhe wapas bhej ke apni kuttapanti mat dikhana...//////

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Arz kiya hai..... Woh Zeher Dekar Maarte Taoh Duniya Ki Nazar Mein Aa Jaate... Andaaz-ae-Katl Toh Dekho.. Humse Shaadi Hi Karli...!!

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Girl; what do you like in me? Boy; those two balls having black dots in center. Girl; you rascal are you with me for that? Boy; yes, i liki your eyes.

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New Remix s?NG Of ?ALI AZMAT? > < > < > < > JunOn oR iShQ sE BARhti hai aBAdi. . . . . . . .;-> ?DIL MANGAY MORE?

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Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha NaSako, Chaho Na Usko Jise Tum Pa NaSako, Dost To Duniya Mein Bahut HoteHai, Par Ek Khas Rakho Jiske Bina TumMuskura Na Sako

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santa-1aur1 kitne hote hai? banta-11. santa-abe gadhe 2 hote hai. banta-lekin govinda aur sanjay dutt ne kaha tha 11 hote hai.

9 years ago

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Baap : Kyu Beta Ladki Pasand Aayi Tumhe?
Beta : Papa Ladki Toh Bahut Moti Hai,
Baap : Beta Ghar Kitna Bhi Bada Ho, Darwaaja Chhota Hi Hota Hai.;-):-(.

9 years ago

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