Jokes SMS

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Jab Se Tumhe Jana Hai,
jab Se Tumhe Paaya Hai,
har Dua Mein Tera Naam Aaya Hai,
taaki Poochhu Rab Se Ki Yeh Kaisa Namoona Banaya Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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An American Once Had Spicy Indian Food.He Rushed To The Toilet, Came Back & Said:
Now I Understand Y Indians Use Water, It Could Burn The Tissue Paper!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho, Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

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Pyar Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Hota Ki
Apki Oi Grlfrnd Ho
Pyar Ka Matlab Ye Hota Hai Ki
Koi
$pecial Ho Jiski Aap Fikr Kare Or
Jise Apki Fikr Ho.
"So Nice":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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जब से Royal Enfield वालों ने सेल्फ Start की सुविधा दी है तब से . . . . . . . एक थप्पङ में गिर जाने वाले लङके भी बुलेट लेकर घूम रहे हैं

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अब यह अफवाह कौन फैला रहा है कि, . . . बाजार में बाबा रामदेव की पतंजलि स्वदेशी बाइक आने वाली है... . . . जो गन्ने के रस से चलेगी...

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14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai, Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?” Aunty: “Nahi” Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“ tongue.

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Sir- samundar mein nimbu ka ped ho to tum kaise todoge? Student- chidiya bankar, sir- Aadmi ko cidiya tera baap banayega. Student- To samundar mein ped Aapka baap lagayega.........

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साला आज-कल के साबुन देख कर,
पता ही नहीं चलता की नहाने के लिए है या खाने के लिए!!
मलाई..दूध..केशर..युक्त.
:yum::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::smile::smile::grin:

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Munna bhai-are sarkit ye doctor log operation se pahle marij ko behosh kyo karte hai,? Sarkit- bhai! Bole to marij opertaion sikh gaya to doctor logo ki to what lag jayegi. Hahahahahahaha

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Nam na ho kabhi ye masoom nigahain Hamari arzoo hai aap sada muskraain Udasi ka sath rahe hum talak,aur Tere aashiyaan mai sada,baharain he jayain…iii

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Pappu college ki ladki se bola :"I love you Ab tum mujhe bolo . . . Girl :"Mei abhi ja k sir ko bolti hu . . . . . Pappu :"Pagli sir ko mat bol . . . Unki shaadi ho gai hai

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Kitna Ajib Hai Logo Ka Andaz E Mahobbat Roz 1 Naya Zakhma Dekar Bhi Kahete Hai, Apna Khayal Rakhna.

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*NOTICE TO ALL GUYS* DeActivate all your Facebook profiles for Tomorrow else it might so happen, that you might Recieve "Happy Rakshabandhan bhaiya" messages from your Crushes. xD Thank you. Jann hit mein jaari.

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Hamare SMS Padh k Log Samajhte hai, K Inko to ADAT Hai Paise Udane ki, Par Wo PAGLE Kya Jane k Yeh Bhi Ek ADA Hai, "KANJUSO"Ko SHARAM" Dilane Ki. AWESOME

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Boy:" I love you! Girl:" I m Engaged to Someone & I have a Boyfriend & I also Have 2 Serious Affairs.. ! ! Boy : (After a Long pause) ! ! "FIR V DEKHNA KUCH ADJUST KAAR SAKTEY HO TOH.." BOYS ARE BOYS......THEY NEVER CHANGE...:D

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Na zindagi mili na wafa mili, Na jaane har khushi hamse khafa mili, Jhoothi muskaan liye apne gham chhupaate hain, Sachchi mohabbat karne ki bhi kya khoob saza mili.

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Jab Tum SMS Nahi Karte Ho Toh Itna Gussa Aata Hai, Dil 2 Chahta Hai Chappal Utar Kar, . . . . . . Jute Pehan Lu Aur Tumse Milne Tumhare Ghar Aa Jau…

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PM To Secretary- Jab Se Me PM Bana Hu
Meri Maa Ko Hichki Bahut Aati Hai.
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Secretary- Actualy Sir,
Petrol Ke Daam Badhne Se
Log Aapki Maa Ko Bahut Yaad Karte Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Maa Baap Chale Gaye Aur Pappu Aunti Ke Pass Ruk Gaya Raat Ko Pappu Bola: “Auntie Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai, Kya Main Aapke Sath Bed Par So Jaun” Auntie Ne Socha Baccha Hi To Hai Aur Boli: “Koi Baat Nahi So Jao” Phir Pappu Aunti Ki Nighty Upar Karke Dhuni (Navel) Par Ungli Ferne Lagta Hai Aur Kahta Hai. Auntie Sochti Hai Koi Baat Nahi Bacha Hi To Hai, Phir Pappu Dheere Dheere Niche Hath Le Jata Hai,

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