Arz kiya hai
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Dhire dhire karo sanam mandi ka zamana hai.
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Dhire dhire karo sanam mandi ka jamana hai
is choti si jagah pe jindagi bhar kamana hai...
Aunty: Beta Mama Ghar Pay Hain Kya? Bacha: Sprite Peete Hoay “Ap Ki Setting to Papa Sa Hai Na, papa Ghar Pay He Hain”. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Kohli calls Dhoni...
Sakshi picks it up
Sakshi : Hello kaun ?
Kohli : Dhoni hai ?
Sakshi : nhi
Kohli : achaa...waise IPL 5 aur IPL 6
ka final kaun haara maine dekha
nhi ?
Sakshi : abe tu hai kaun...tujhe kitni
baaar btaun CSK haar gyi
Kohli : bs yahi sunne k liye phone
kiya tha...sun k accha lagta
hai...hahaha
एक लड़की की नयी नयी शादी हुई,
लड़का – जानू तुम मुझसे बहुत प्यार करती हो ना,
लड़की- हाँ जान,
लड़का – अच्छा ये बताओ,
जब लड़की शादी करके विदा होती है तो रोती क्यों है?
लड़की का मस्त जवाब- लड़की सोचती है कि
इतने दिन बाद दूल्हा मिला और वो भी ऐसा p:-)
Aashiqui 3 Song Tu Hi Yeh Mujhko Bta De facebook chalau Main Ya Naa. . . Apne Tu Ghar Ka Pata De, aaau Main Yaa Naaa. . . Apna Tu Phone Number Bta De, Call Lagau Main Yaa Naaaaaaaa. . . Khaana Tu Rakh De Paka ke, khau Main Yaaa Na. . Itna Bata De Mujhko kab Milne Aau Tujhko... . Ab Hota Nhi Intizaaaar tu Hi Ye Mjhko Bata De koi Dusri patau Main Yaa Naaaaaa. Girls, I M Wa8ing Dusri Ptau Mei B Ya na?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”
1 ladke ne 1 ladki ko call ki
ladka=Hello jan i love you
ladki=sachchi
ladka=really
ladki= Janu 100 ki richarg karwa do pliz
ladka= sorry didi wrong number?
Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal
gye mere Lips.
Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal
gye mere Lips.
Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi
INDIAN "BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS"
By - sonal shri
तेरी खुशबू को ज़रा महसूस करूँगा; तेरी बात को ज़रा गौर से सुनुँगा; अगर तू हसरत को पूरा करे; तो देखना ज़िन्दगी भर तेरी पूजा करूँगा।:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
Teri Narazgi Me Bhi Mohabbat Hai Ye Log Kya Jaane...
Teri Saza Me Bhi Ek Maza Hai Ye Log Kya Jaane...
Kehte Ho Ki Baat Nahi Karoge Mujhse...
Baat Karne Ko Tum Bhi Tadapte Ho Ye Log Kya Jaane...
Karte Ho Mohabbat Mujhse Bepanah Tum Bhi...
Par Chhupana Bhi Tumhari Ek Ada Hai Ye Log Kya Jaane...
1 Gulab Hrdm Gulab Rahega,Chahe Wo Gmle Me Ho Ya Dustbin Me,Isi Tarah Aap Hmesa Mere Dst Rhege Chahe Aap Central Jail Me Ho Ya Mental HospitalMe:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
1 Baccha Potty Krne Khule Me Gaya
Waha 1 Pig Baitha Tha
Pig Ko Dekhkar Baccha Waha Se
Bina Potty Kiye Jane Laga
PIG Chillaya >
Saadda Haqq
Etthe Rakkhh..;)
Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . .
Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai
so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.....