Son:- Padosi ki ladki ko english
nahi ati !!
Father: Tujhe kaise pata?
Son : Mene kaha "GIVE ME A
SWEET KISS"
To thappad mar diya, anpadh
gawaar kahi ki..
Kya Pata Uski Zuban Se B Izhar Nikle,kya Pata Unke Dil Me B Pyar Mile,sach He Uske Bina Ji Nahi Sakte,kya Pata Uske Dil Se B Yahi Baat Nikle..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Ek Ladki Interview Dene Gai Boss : Batao Wo Konsi Cheez Hai jisk 2 tyres Hote Hain...?? . Ladki : Bike:motorcycle: ! . Boss: Nahi, HOnda Bike ChAlo Ek aur Sawal, Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jis k 4 Tyres Hote Hain...?? . Ladki : Car:blue_car: ! . Boss : Nhi, Toyota Car . . Ladki: Chal Ub Tu Mere Sawal Ka jawab de.! :@ . Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Dikhne Me white Hai Aur Beech Mai Kaala Anda hai.....?? . Boss : Hehehe !! Ankh:eye:. . . Ladki : Nahi Saale, Teri MAA Ki Ankh Hahahahahah Thoko Like***:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
1 CHOKLET Hoti Hai 1 Rs Ki
1 GULAB Hota Hai 10 Rs Ka
1 CAR Hoti Hai 10 Lakh Ki
Lekin
1 Dost Hota Hai "ARBO KA"
Bade Menhge Ho Janab
Bach Ke Rahna Kahin Koi Bech Na De
Student: "atyadhik Krodh Aane Per Shaaririk Roop Se Hinsaa Na Karte Huye, Maukhik Roop Se Ki Gayi Hinsaatmak Kaaryawaahi Ke Liye Chune Huye Shabdon Ka Samooh Jiske Uchchaaran Ke Pashchaat Mann Ko Aseem Shaanti Ka Anubhav Hota Hai, Use Hum Gaali Kehte Hai..!!'
Professor: Aapke CHARAN Kahan Hain Prabhu.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Ham aise aashiq jo gulaab ko kama banadenge...uski har ada pe gajal bana denge,..agar wo aajaye mere zindagi me to., lalu ki kasam bihar me b tajmahel banwa denge.?
SALMAN : Aaj Mere Pas 12 Cars,
13 Bikes,
4 Bunglow,
3 Farmhouse Hai,
Tumhare Pas Kya Hai Hai?
Amitabh - Mere Paas Beta Hai,
Jis K Pas Teri ITEM Hai......!!
hahahaha.....!!
एक बच्चे ने पूछा,मुझे क्या बनना
चाहिए ? किस क्षेत्र में अच्छा कैरियर
बन सकता है ?
उत्तर मिला, इंसान बन जा। इसमें
फिलहाल बहुत स्कोप है और...
कॉम्पिटिशन तो बिल्कुल भी नहीं है ।
Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral :-) . Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi. . Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha. . Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Maggi Ban होने से उन भोली-भाली Angel प्रिया का क्या होगा जो उल्टी सीधी मैगी बना कर फेसबुक पर, "यम्मी मैगी कौन कौन खायेगा ?" टाइप की पोस्ट डाल, लाखों आशिकों के लाइक और कमेंट ले लेती थी।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed: