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Bhaiyon aur unki bahno se nivedan hai.... Ki duniya me kahin bhi room lena but new delhi ke ashok nagar block-B me room mat lena. itti garmi me raat ko light cut dete hai... Haraamkhor aur kiske yaha light nhi hai???

10 years ago

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Tran chokara vatu kar ta hata. 1:- mara mami atla jada ne ke forwheel ma bese ne to forwheel tuti jay. 2:-amato su vari mara mami atla jada ke bas ma bese to bas tuti jay. 3:-amate vari su mara mami atla jada k jo te lal sadi peri ne chala avta hoy ne to loko k jo samethi lal bambo chlo ave se.

10 years ago

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प्यार पर यकीन करने की कितनी भी कोशिश करो...
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***सावधान इंडिया ***का एक एपिसोड सारी मेहनत पर पानी फेर ही देता है.:unamused::unamused::unamused:

10 years ago

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Ham na hote to gajal koun kahata.kichad me khilane wale fool ko kaml koun kahta.ye to aashar hai jaane man mohbat ka.warna pdar ke diwal ko tajmahal koun kahta.

10 years ago

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Sehmi si nigahon mein khwab hum jaga denge, Sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge, Hamare sang muskura ke to dekhiye, Hum aapke har gham bhula denge.

10 years ago

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Santa Ko Invitation MiLa Ki Party Me "Tie" Pehankar Aana Hai Jab Santa Party Me Pahucha To Dekha Ki Log Pant Aur Shirt Bhi Pehankar Aaye The.

10 years ago

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Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE? Yes ! . . . . . . . . Conditions Apply: U must be a BILLIONARE !

10 years ago

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चाहने से प्यार नहीं मिलता;
हवा:fog: से फूल :rose:नहीं खिलता;
प्यार नाम होता है विश्वास का;
बिना विश्वास सच्चा प्यार नहीं मिलता।:rose::rose::rose:

10 years ago

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Student Ye Baate Yaad Rakhna

kabhi Class Me Top Na Karo
Warna Log Tumse Jalne Lage
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Hamesha Late Class Me Jao Is
tarah Har Teacher Tumhe Yaad:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
rakhega
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Zyada Padhne Se Time Waste
hota
hai..

Aur Time Waste Karna Buri
baat Hai Kabhi Test Na Do

Kyuki Beizzati Ke 2 Marks Se
to Izzat Ke 0 Acche Hai...

10 years ago

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Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne Santa Ko Maar-Maar Ke Zakhmi Kar Diya.
Logo Ne Hairan Hokar Sher Se Puchha.
“Arey Tum To Bade Sidhe-Sadhe Shareef The, Santa Ko Maar Maar Ke Kyu Zakhmi Kiya”
Sher :lion_face:Gusse Se Bola: “Arey Sale Ne Dimag Kharab Kar Rakha Tha, Kitni Der Se Bole Jaa Raha Tha, Itni Badi Billi – Itni Badi Billi“:lion_face::lion_face::lion_face:

10 years ago

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Ladka Perfume Shop Per Ja Ker Bola
1 Perfume Dey Do
main Appni Gf K Ghar Aaj Raat
dinner Per Jana Hai Us Ko GIFT
dena Hai
1 Perfume Or Dey Do Us Ki Sister Bhi Bohat Hot Hai Us Pe Bhi Line
marni Hai
hmmmmm
1 Or Perfume Dey Do, Us Ki Mom Ko Bhi Impress Karna Hai
dinner Per Jesay Hi Ladki Ka Baap
enter Howa To Ladka Ser Juhka Ker
baith Gaya GF Mujhey Nai Pata Tha K Tum Itney
shermiley Ho
Ladka: Mujhey Bhi Maloom Nai Tha
k Tumharey Papa Ki Perfume Shop Hai:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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शादी के 5 साल बाद , वेलेनटाईन डे के दिन पति बीवी के लिये सफेद गुलाब लाया ....
बीवी :-- ये क्या सफेद गुलाब:cherry_blossom: ? वेलेनटाईन डे के दिन तो रेड :rose:रोज देते है ना ??...
पति :-- अब जिन्दगी में , प्यार से ज्यादा शांति की
जरूरत है !!!!

10 years ago

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Meri CALL ka intezar to 31 mulkon k dosto ko hai, LEKIN 1 baat samajh lo k meri call aana muskil hi nahi, namumkin hai, KYUKI mere sirf msg free hai, CALL NAHi...

10 years ago

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कल तक सब बहूत खुश थे . . . . . . फिर Monday आ गया

10 years ago

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Duniya Mein Sab Begane Hain, Jise Hum Chahte Hai Woh Auron KeDeewanae Hain, Guzre Kal Ki Yahi Kahani Hain, Kuch Khud Baraad Hue Kuch UnkiMeharbaani Hain.

10 years ago

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कल तो उसने मुझे बोल ही दिया मुझे "आप" पसंद है,

मैँने भी बोल दिया मुझे "भाजपा" पसंद है।
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ईँट का जवाब पत्थर से।:smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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3rd Class Mein madam Ne Pappu Ko Bola madam: “ABCD Likho” Pappu Ne Likh Di A E G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z madam Ne Pada Aur Hairani Se Boli: “Arey Isme BF CD Kaha Hai?” Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam Mere Bag Mein Hai, Aapko Dekhni Hai To Bata Dena.“

10 years ago

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Taqdeer Ke Khel Se Kabhi Mayoos Nahi Hote,
Zindagi Mein Aise Kabhi Udaas Nahi Hote,
Hathon Ki Lakeeron Par Vishwas Mat Karna,
Taqdeer To Unki Bhi Hoti Hai Jinke Hath Nahi Hote.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ultimate Insult Girl:" McDonald’s chale ?? Boy:" Spelling bolo to hi jayenge.. Girl:" 1 kam karo KFC chalte hai.. Boy:" KFC ka Fullform bolo... . . . . Girl:" Rehne de kutte, samosa hikhila de. #Sp

10 years ago

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6. Mobile Number Milte Hi 100 Ka Recharge Karva Do:- Jaise Hi Dostiaage Bade Aur Ladki Apna Numbertumhe De, Sabse Pehle Uska Phone Kam Se Kam 100 Se Recharge Kara Daalo. Paise Mein Badi Taakat Hoti Hai Bhakton, Uske Baad Dekho Kamaal.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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