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  • संता के हाथ में नया फोन:iphone: देखकर बंता बोला: नया फोन:iphone: कब खरीदा? संता : नया नहीं, गर्लफ्रेंड:dancer: का है! बंता : गर्लफ्रेंड का फोन क्यूँ ले आया? संता :रोज कहती थी, मेरा फोन नहीं उठाते..! आज मौका मिला, तो उठा लाया!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Whatsappsms Q: During Marriage ceremony y is da bridegroom made to sit on da horse? A: He is given his last chance 2 run awayQ: During Marriage ceremony y is da bridegroom made to sit on da horse? A: He is given his last chance 2 run away
    • 9 years ago



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  • "डी जे वाले बाबू मेरा गाना बजा दो"
    # ABVP_News
    जी हाँ लड़की
    चीखती
    रही,चिल्लाती रही
    लेकिन डीजे वाले दरिंदे ने उसकी एक न
    सुनी
    और एक के बाद एक अपनी पसन्द के गाने
    बजा कर उस पर जुल्म ढाता रहा...!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife- raat ko chor aya tha gar me, or mujhe kiss krke chala gya. Pati- tumne roka nahi.. Wife- bahut kaha tha rukne k liye, par bola fir aunga, yaWL thodo LIke. ;-) jada haso MaAT budu. :-P #adMin :- akasH. :-*
    • 9 years ago



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  • Laila Ne Majnu Ko 1 Ped K Piche Dekha Or Boli
    Tum Majnu Hona?
    Majnu Bola Ha,
    Phir Kuch Der Bad Use Jharioun K Piche Dekha To
    boli,
    Tum Majnu Hona?
    Wo Bola Ha
    Phir Kuch Der Bad Use Diwar K Piche Dekha Or Kaha
    Tum Majnu Hona?
    Majnu Bola
    HAAN
    Haan
    Mein Majnu Hun
    'potty" Karne Degi Ki Nahi..
    Dipesh Ranjan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Honth Keh Nahi Sakte Jo Fasana Dil Ka, Shayad Nazar Se Woh Baat Ho Jaye. Is Umeed Mein Karte Hain Intezaar Raat Ka, Ke Shayad Sapne Mein Mulaqat Ho Jaye
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kehte hain, Ke Upperwale ne iss jahan main, Har kisi ke lye kisi ka kisi ko banaya hai, . . . . . Kahi meri wali ne suicide tonahi kar lya..?? Mill he nahi rahi
    • 9 years ago



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  • WIFE:-Q.Ji, Roz Subah, Mere Chehre Pe Pani Q Dalte ho. Pati:-Tere Baap Ne kaha tha, Ke Meri Beti PHOOL ki tarha hai. Ise Murjhane Mat Dena, Isliye subh pani deta hu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shahar Ka Ladka Gaon Ki Ladki Patata Hai ..
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    Ladka : Tmko Whatsapp Chalana Aata Hai ??
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    Ladki : Nhi Par Tum Chalana Me Pich Beth Jaungi . :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aashiqi 2 tum hi ho bhojpuri hindi hum tohra bin ab ji nhi sakat tohra liya ka wajood hamaar tujhse juda kara ho jawan to khud sahi ho jabenge wafa kyon ki tumhai ho meri jindagi meri aashqi mera chan bhi mera dard bhi ab tumhai ho..............tere layi hi jiyawa toka di hi de diyaba..kyo ki tumhai ho....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hum Karte Rahe Intezaar Vo Kisi Aur Ke Saath Chali Gayi.:dancer:
    Hum Karte Rahe Intezaar Vo Kisi Aur Ke Saath Chali Gayi.:dancer:
    Chalo Shukr Hai Is Valentine Meri Jeb To Bach Gayi:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girls hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya ? Warden ne pucha-piche kya lagati hai ? Jawab aaya-ab tho pata nahi pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dulhan Bani Hai Raat Bade Ehtimaam SeAansu Saja Rahi Hai Sitaron Ke Naam SeSab Log Apne-Apne Gharon Ko Chale GayeNeend Aa Gayi Hai Aaj Sitaron Ko Sham SeUnse Jaroor Milna Saleeke Ke Log HainSir Bhi Kalam Karengein Bade Ehtiraam SeKitna Badal Gaya Hoon Main Dunia Ke VasteAawaz De Rahi Hai Mujhe Tere Naam Se.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke:walking: Ne 1 Ladki :dancer:se Kaha
    I Love You
    Ladki- Aisa Thapad Dungi Sida Mahakal Mandir Ja Girega.
    Ladka.- Thoda Dhire Marna
    mujhe GOPAL Mandir Per Kaam Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: What Is Ur Name......??
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    Student: NISAAR
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    Teacher: Batao Ki Tum Kaise Paida Hue......??
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    Nisaar: Jawani Janeman, Hasin Dilruba, Mile Jo Dil
    jawa,NISAAR Ho Gaya..:P =D :D
    Teacher Shocked - Student RocKed:D ;-):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • गरीब आदमी यार .. भूले भटके किसी दोस्त के साथ उसके घर में AC वाले कमरे में रुक जाओ तो हॉस्पिटल के ICU वाला फील आ जाता है !
    • 9 years ago



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  • Close your Eyes, Hold your Head up high, Relax your Body, And stop your Breathing Do not Breathe as long as Possible .... NOW BREATHE ... I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR.........
    • 9 years ago



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  • Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mehek whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti, pine se zindagi khatam nahi hoti. Botal k sath ho agar namkin or gold flake, to zindagi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teachar: Love Hota Hai Ya Karna Padta Hai.? Boy: It Depends Ladki Sundar Ho Aur Scooty Per Ho To Ho Jata Hai, Par Ladki Badsurat Ho Aur BMW Me Ho To Karna Padta Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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