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पति महाशय सुबह-सुबह फेसबुक खोल कर बैठ गए | उनकी एक महिला मित्र ने सैंडविच का फोटो अपलोड करके लिखा - आओ, सब नाश्ता करें | पति ने खुश होकर कमेंट किया - बहुत बढ़िया नाश्ता था | मजा आ गया | यह कमेंट पत्नी ने देख लिया ... फिर क्या, पति महासय को नाश्ता नहीं दिया | और चार घंटे बाद पत्नी ने पति से पूछा - खाना बनाऊं , या आप लंच भी फेसबुक पर ही करेंगे ?

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1999 Kids : I Want My Bed Near Window
to See The Moon&stars.
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2013 Kids : I Want My Bed Near The
mobile Charging Slot...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Koi Gham Nahi Magar Dil Udas Hai,
Tujh Se Koi Rishta Nahi Phir Bhi Ehsaas Hai,
Kehne Ko Bohut Apnay Magar Tu Ek Khas Hai,
Zyada Emotional Na Hona Uper Sub Bakwas Hai…:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Larki Sonay Aur Sonay May Bara Farq Hota Hein Koi UNGLI Daal Kay Sota Hay Aur Koi Hath May Lay Kar Sota Hein Larka Ronay Aur Ronay May Be Bara Farq Hota Hein Koi QATRA QATRA Rota Aur Koi DARYA DARYA Rota Hein

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saharukhkhan ki age - 48 karina ki age - 28 anushka ki age - 23 ye srk kb tk apni aadhi umar wali ladkiyo k sath romance karta rahega answer he JAB TAK HE JAAN JAB TAK HE JAAN JAB TAK HE JAAN KASAMKHAN

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1 Baar Santa kO Raste mE Patthar Mila UspE Likha Tha “Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge” Jaise Hi Usne Palta Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gya ‚‚ lat

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A Famous Speaker Said: "Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn-t MY WIFE!" Audience was Shockd & Silent.. He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER. Applause! A Top Manager tried to crack diz at Home. After 2 Drinks, he said loudly 2 His Wife, in Kitchen: Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn-t my Wife! Standing 4 a Moment trying 2 recall d 2nd Half, he finally blurted out: I can-t remember who She was. By da time he reg

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Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara:star: Toot Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh:eye: Se Chut Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpebs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!! Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."

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हद तो तब हो गयी जब,
घरवाली ने ये कह साथ सोने से मना कर दिया
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कि संविधान मेँ,
कहीँ नही लिखा पति पत्नी साथ ही सोयेँ...

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Rajnikant Ka 1 Rupya Balcony Se Gir Gaya..Rajnikant Niche Pahuncha To Rupya Nahi Milakyo?....kyuki Rajnikant1 Rupye Se Pehle Niche Pahunch Gaya Tha:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Sir-Samunder me nimbu ka ped ho to tum kese todoge? Santa- Chidiya Bankar. Sir- Admi ko chidiya tera baap banayega ? Santa- Samunder mein ped tera baap lagayega ?

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I wan"t to kiss ur lips I wan"t to play with ur teeth I want to teaste ur tounge Hey ! don"t get angry fren I m toothpaste......................

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions..
Teache If 1000 Kgs=ton
then 3000 Kgs Equal How Much ?

Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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When Love Is Unknown For You, You Know What Is Happiness, When You Know Love... You Know What Is Pain, When You Loose It, You Know What Is Life...!!

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Madam to sardar apke bacche k kitne kam marks aaye hai. Marks:- ENG:-09 HINDI:-03 Science:-05 maths:- 04 s.s.:-06 Total:- 27 oye kamal he total me sbse jayda iski to tution bi nahi lagai thi sahbash beta

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Mere Desh Ke Naw Jawano
Abhi Tak Markar Dekha Bewafa Sanam Ke Liye
Duptta Na Mila Hai Kafan Ke Liye.
Ek Bar Markar Dekho Watan Ke Liye
Tiranga Milega Kafan Ke Liye.
jay Hind...i Luv My India..:relaxed::relaxed:

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बहुत ज़लील था वो दिन भी, उधर मेरी मोहब्ब्त ससुराल जा रही थी... इधर लोग मुझसे कह रहे थे... . . . . भाई खड्या के देखै सै टेंट का समान ट्राली म घलवा दे न.

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Agr Apko Afsos he K Apki Life me apka Koi Intazar krne Wala Nahi He . . To 1 Kam Karen, 30 mint K Liye Bathroom me ja kr Beth jayen. . . . Koi Na KOi Bahar Intazar Zaroor Karega. (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ O Nikal Nahi to mari Nikal Jaeg

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हद तो तब हो गयी जब, घरवाली ने ये कह साथ सोने से मना कर दिया . कि संविधान मेँ, कहीँ नही लिखा पति पत्नी साथ ही सोयेँ...

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