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Money Can Buy A House Not Home A Bed But Not Sleep, Medicine But Not Health, Money Is Dirty It Only Causes Pain And Suffering Send Me All Ur Money And Be Happy!

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Pyaar to OFFLINE hee hota hai.... . . . . . . . . . . ONLINE toh sirf Flirt hota hai :D By -ANIL

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Meri Life ki sabse badi galti thi, ke mene apni GF ko Aasique 2 dikhayi...... . . every minute she calls me and ask: "Tu hi ye mujhko bata de khavu me ya naa...." "Tu hi ye mujhko bata de sovu me ya naa...." "Tu hi ye mujhko bata de clg javu me ya naa...." "Tu hi ye mujhko bata de nahavu me ya naa...." ... Aage mat padho bus itna hi kaafi he.... baaki ka to aap log samajh hi gaye honge....

9 years ago

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Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

9 years ago

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Today I Was In An Auto When The Auto Driver Said:
"I Love This Job.
I Am My Own Boss, Nobody Tells Me What To Do."
Then I Replied,
"Chu***e , Aage Se Left Le!":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Modern Lines After Break-Up: Boy To Girl - Kaha Chal Di, Kaha Chal Di, Pyar Ki Pungi Baja Kar? . . . Girl - Chodd Chaad Ke Apne Salim Ki Gali Anarkali Disco Chali.

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बस में सफ़र करते वक़्त एक ऐसा बन्दा होना जरूरी है जो अपने मोबाइल :iphone:में ऐसे ऐसे गाने बजाता है जो आज तक किसी ने सुने ना हो।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Me : Spent whole day with my GF . Friend : साले तूने कब गर्लफ्रेंड बनाई . Me: साले दादाजी के साथ ,गाँव जो गया था

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माँ और बीवी में सबसे बड़ा फर्क
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Maa "बोलना:grimacing:" सिखाती है
Aur
Biwi:rolling_eyes: "चुप" रहना । !

9 years ago

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जीतो: आप सलीम की बीवी के जनाज़े में नहीं गए? संता: किस मुँह से जाऊँ, वो तीसरी बार अपनी बीवी के जनाज़े में बुला रहा है और मैं उसे एक बार नहीं बुला सका।

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Girl : I M In Love
Girl 1 : Who Is He???
Girl 2 : Dikhne Me Kaisa H
Girl 3 : Kya Krta H?.
Girl 4 : Smart H?
Girl 5 : Rich???
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Same Qstn
Boy : I M In Love
Boy 1 : Party
Boy 2 : Party
Boy 3 : Party
Boy 4 : Party
Boy 5 : Party..!

9 years ago

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Patni Mobile :iphone:To
pati Sim Card
dono Mele To Howa Richerj
beta Howa To Incoming
beti Howi To Out Going
to Wins Howe To Bonash Taktime
kuch Na Howa To Netwar Parblam..

9 years ago

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Yeh hoti hai asli dosti ek dost ne apne dost ko adhi raat ko phone kiya or bola: yaar main ro raha hu dost ne kaha... Maa chuda..lavde.. Mai so raha hu.

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Teacher-Papu ek story sunao withmoral :-) . . Papu-Maine usko phone kiya wo so rahi thi. :-/ . . . Phir usne mujhe phone kiya main so raha tha :-/ . . Moral- Jaisi karni wsi bharni.;-):-P:-D.

9 years ago

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मेरे प्यारे आइडिया/वोडा/एयरटेल etc वालो आप तो कहते हो कि हम सभी एक परिवार है लेकिन यार परिवार वालो को कौन लूटता है ऐसे . . 298 मे 1Gb बस

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Pyari Si "Raat" Me.
Pyare Se "Andhere" Me.
Payari Si "Neend" Me.
Pyare Se "Sapno" Me.
Pyare Se, "Apno" Ko.
Pyara Sa "Gud Night".
By-SHARAD:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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2 bachay jungle me potti kar rhe thay, achanak sher aa gaya ... 1st: chotu tu dar to nahi raha... ? 2nd: nahi, main nahidarta ... 1st: to phir saale apni dho meri Q dho raha hai...?? :p

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(मरने के बाद) यमराज :- तूने पूरी जिंदगी क्या किया? ग़ालिब :- अर्ज किया है!

9 years ago

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AURAT KE DIL MEIN, Sirf Uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai.... But AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki, Usmein- DOST Ki LOVER BIWI Ki SAHELI SAHELI KI SAHELI SAAMNE WALI BAAJU WALI UPAR WALI NEECHE WALI SAALI BHAI Ki SAALI BEHAN Ki NANAD Or Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai..... SACH MEIN, AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI..... Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi So Respect all MEN..

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Ek Baccha Bahut Sari Chocolate Kha Raha Tha, Tabhi Ek Aadmi Use Salah Deta Hai. . Aadmi: “ Beta, Itni Chocolate Nahi Khate, Theek Nahi Hoti!! ” . Baccha: “ Ek Baat Bolu, Mere Dada 105 Saal KeHai ” . Aadmi: “ Achha!!, Kya Wo Bahut Chocolate Khate Hai? ” . Beccha:” Nahi ” . Aadmi: “ To, Phir? ” . Baccha: “ Ullu k patthe, Wo ApneKaam Se Kaam Rakhte Hai, Teri Tarha ungalbaazi Nahi Karte"

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