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Khushbu Ne Phool Ko Khas Banaya; Phool Ne Mali Ko Khas Banaya; Chahat Ne Mohabbat Ko Khas Banaya; Kambakht Mohabbat Ne Kitno Ko DEVDAS Banaya...

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Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi Mera Koi achchha Dost Nahi Tha aur Phir aap Meri Zindagi Me aaye To Mujhe Ehsas Hua Ki . . . . akele Hi Sukoon Tha.. Ha Ha Ha Waris ali*

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Ek Ladki interview dene gai Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai jisk 2 tyres hote hain...?? . Ladki : bike ! . Boss: nahi, hOnda bike chAlo ek aur sawal, Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres hote hain...?? . Ladki : car ! . Boss : nhi, toyota car . . Ladki: Chal ub tu mere sawal ka jawab de.! :@ . Wo konsi cheez hai jo dikhne me white hai aur beech mai kaala anda hai.....?? . Boss : hehehe !! Ankh. . . Ladki : nahi Saale, teri MAA ki Ankh Hahahahahah

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esharmi ki hadh jahan khatam ho jati hai . . . . . . wahan se thoda aage chal kar . . . . . . . . Right side main Us Bewafa ka Ghar hai.

9 years ago

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Wife- sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h, jaha bhi chhupati hu dhoondh leta hai. Dad- nalayak ki book me rakh de....... exam tak nhi milega...........

9 years ago

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Chor Diye Wo Dhandhe.. Jin Ke Anjam The Gande Poora Mahina Nek Kaamo Mein Bitaonga Ab Eid Ke Baad Hi Nayee Ladki Fasaunga Waris ali*

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Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

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Sir- samundar mein nimbu ka ped ho to tum kaise todoge? Student- chidiya bankar, sir- Aadmi ko cidiya tera baap banayega. Student- To samundar mein ped Aapka baap lagayega.........

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:heavy_check_mark: Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya.. . . . . . Wah! Wah! Wah!! Wah!! . . . . . . . . . . . . Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya... Phirrrrr...? Phir kya.! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Biwi ne dekh liya aur ICU me hosh aaya... Ha Ha Ha...

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Kids Stay Away. Suhag Rat Main Dulha Dulhan Se Kehta H. Jaan Aaj Tumhe Chand Pe le JaouYa Taro Pe? . . . . . Dulhan Sarmake Boli : Ye To Aapka Rocket Dekh Kar Hi Bataungi.

9 years ago

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Our brilliant TOM has done again.... Teacher : Which is ur favourite dish? . . . . . . TOM : TATA SKY...Ishko laga dala to lyf jhinga lala....

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Sasur ne damad se kaha: 6 saal me 8 baache.. Ye kya hai!! Damad: maine aapse kaha tha gareeb jarur hu par apki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakkhunga..

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Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...

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ek ladka raste se ja raha tha to usko toilet laga tha ,usne raste ke pas me dekha ek sine board pe likha tha toilet -Rs-10. Ladka toilet owner ko pucha 10 rupe qu dunga,to dokandar ne bola tum toilet use karogi to rupe to dena parega. Ladke ne bola hum to toilet me hamara bekar chees dekar ate hain to qu rupe dunga.(md sahabuddin islam)

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Har Diya Aapki Dehleez Pe Jala Kre. Har Phool Aapke Aangan Me Khila Kre. Aapka Har Safar Ho Itna Hansi. Ki Har Khushi Aapke Sath Chala Kare.

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Jab Teri Kirpa Pe Nazar Jati Hai, Aye Malik Sai Meri Aankh BharAati Hai, Tu De Raha Hai Mujhe Is Kadar Ki, Ki Dua Me Hath Utha Nahi JholiPehle Bhar Jati Hai.

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Ram Aur Ravan Seriously Yudh Kar Rahe The.
Ravan: Chal Bye
Ram: Kyon, Darr Gaya Kya?

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Ravan: Piche Dekh, Rajnikant Aa Raha Hai:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Aawargi Mein Kabhi Deewane Mat Banna Sab Kuch Jaanker Bhi Anjaanemat Banna Saath Chodd De Bhale Saari Duniya Per Apno Se Kabhi Begane Matbanna

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Kuch log peete hain gam bhoolane ko…… kuch log peete hain koi aur gam bhoolaane ko…. par ai dost ye kya……… hum to mahoal na milane ke gam mein peete hain…..

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Ary Kia Hai Jara Gaur Farmaiyega,

2 Mil Door Se Agar Kisi Beautiful Ladki Ki Diddar,
wah...wah....

2 Mil.................
wah........wah........

to Langda Bhi Aise Bhage Jaise, KARIZMA ZMR.

:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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