Jokes SMS

Baap : Kyu Beta Ladki Pasand Aayi Tumhe?
Beta : Papa Ladki Toh Bahut Moti Hai,
Baap : Beta Ghar Kitna Bhi Bada Ho, Darwaaja Chhota Hi Hota Hai.;-):-(.

10 years ago

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Santa: Muje 1 Bat Batao "Automatically" Ka Matalb Kya Hota He..? Banta: Tume Etana Bhi Nathi Pata??? Santa: Nahi!!! Banta: Jab Koi Ganji Orat Rikhsa Me Bethi Ho To Use "AUTO-ME-TIKALI" AWESOME

10 years ago

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गर्लफ्रेंड की dp पर nice dp की बजाय "सब मोहमाया है" कमेंट करके देखिये अच्छा लगेगा

10 years ago

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Ek Survey Se Malum Hua Hai Ki.. Agar Patni Karwa Chauth K Vrat Ki Bajay. MAUN VRAT Rakhe To Pati Ki Umar Aur Lambi Ho Sakati Hai!!

10 years ago

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Kuch pal jeelo shayd . . . . . ham fir na mile . . . . . Yaad kar lo shayd . . . . . fir waqt na mile . . . . . Chale na jaen . . . . . jindagi se itni dur ke . . . . . Haqikat me to kya shayd . . . . . fir Sapne me bhi na mile . . . . . by Prince . . . . . .

10 years ago

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Girl: Hipnotize Krna Kya Hota H?
Boy: Kisi Ko Apne Bas Me Krke Usse Apni Mrji K Kaam Krwana.
Girl: Chal Jhoothe, Usko To Bfrnd Bnana Khte H:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki Ko Chai Banani Thi
Par Dudh Nahi Tha,
To Ladki Ne Apne Kapde Utar Kar

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Or

Or

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Dusare Kapde Pehan Kar

Dudhlane Market Gayi...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Gf ne bf ko call kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya.... Gf : Apne uncle ko fon do. Bacha : Aap ka name ? Gf : Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e-man ka call hai... Jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha, usse sunn kar ladki behosh ho gayi... uss ne masumiyat se kaha : "lekin aunty, mobile pe to "JUGAAD" likha hai....

10 years ago

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हद तो तब हो गयी जब,
घरवाली ने ये कह साथ सोने से मना कर दिया
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कि संविधान मेँ,
कहीँ नही लिखा पति पत्नी साथ ही सोयेँ...

10 years ago

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Marne Ke Bad Hamare Nasib Me Jannat Ho Na Ho,
Ye Hava Ye Fiza Ho Na Ho,
Are Dost Zinda Ho To *sms* Bhejo,
Kya Pata Hamari Kabra Pe Coverage Ho Na Ho�:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Teri Aankhon Me Main Kho Nahin Sakta, Tere Kaandhe Pe Main So Nahin Sakta Hain To Bahut Aansu Meri Aankhon Me Par Tere Samne To Main Ro Bhi Nahin Sakta.

10 years ago

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क्या करें कुछ समझ मे नही आता मंगलसूत्र पहनो तो "चोरों" की नजर न पहनो तो "छोरों" की नजर भारतीय नारी

10 years ago

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Girl:Nice mobile, Where did u buy? Boy:I won dis in a running race Girl:How many persons participated? Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE &ME.

10 years ago

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happy dog day |ye SMS har use insan ko bhejiye jo apki nazar mekutta hai........//// mene to bhej diya . ab mujhe wapas bhej ke apni kuttapanti mat dikhana...//////

10 years ago

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आस्ट्रेलिया टीम मेच की रणनिति छोड़ "घर जाने के लिए विंडो सीट पर कौन बैठेगा" को डिसकस कर सकती हैं।:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

10 years ago

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Always Keep Ur Picture In Ur Pocket,
u Know Y?
Whenever U Face Any Problem Just See Ur Pic And Say 3 Times,
if I Can Face Tis I Can Face Anything.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Pappa: Beti 12th ke baad kya karogi? Beti: B.B.A.!! Pappa: Are wah meri beti BBA karegi, Lekin BBA hota kya hai? Beti: Boy friend ki baho me Aaram...

10 years ago

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परेशानी का कोई माप दंड नहीं,
होता साहब,
कई लोग केवल ये सोचकर ही परेशान,
रहते है की,
वेस्टइंडीज के लोग ऐसे है,
तो वहा के भूत कैसे होंगे..:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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DimaghJism Ka Sab Se Eham Hissa Hy. Ye24 GhanteActive Rehta Hy Ye Hmari PedaishSe Le Kr Is Waqt Tk Kam Krta Hy Jb Tk Hmari! Shadi Nai Ho Jati.

10 years ago

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