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  • 3 Saal K Bachche Ne
    Pyar Ki Definition Likhi
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    Pyar Huggies Me Huyi
    Su-su Ki Tarah Hota H.
    Jo Dusro Ko Nahi Dikhta Par
    Khud Ko Feel Hota H:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bachpan Ki Woh Amiri..
    na Jane Kaha Kho Gayi,
    warna Kabhi Baarish Ke Pani Mein..
    hamare Bhi Jahaaz Chala Karte The.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gf:"jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge."... . . . Bf:"kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h". .. .... ... ... . . . . Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya....:abhinav
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aap Ki Tawajo Chahiyai Na Chicken Tikka Na Botti Tikka : : : : : : : : :Na Chicken Tikka Na Botti Tikka : : : : : : : : Only . . . . . . Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika
    • 10 years ago



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  • उसे तो बस मेरी # माँ का ख़याल रखना आना
    चाइये
    बाकी # प्यार करना उसे तो में ही # सिखा
    दूंगा:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baar Baar Kyun Puchtay Ho Maqam Apna,,

    "Dost"

    Aik Baar Keh Jo Diya


    Film Ho Tum Buhat Wadi...

    (-_-)
    <) (>
    _/ /_ Gal Khatam ;-


    °•»•»•¨мaн騕«•«•°:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • भारतीय पुरुष एक बात में भिन्न हैं!! की शादी के बाद उनपे एक खास जिम्मेदारी होती है ... "कुकर की ३ सिटी के बाद गैस बंद कर देना...!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • If A Girl Gets 90% Mark Her Response-
    "Kamina 2 Marks Aur Deta To Uska Kya Jata"
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    If A Boy Gets 35% Marks He Says
    "Check Karne Wala Khuda Tha Yaar". =D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biggest Problem In Love: . . Good Guy Gets Wrong Girl.. Good Girl Gets Wrong Guy.. They Fall In Love & Good Ones Get Cheated.. Now The Good Guys Thinks, All Girls Are Fraud.. & Good Girls Thinks, All Guys Are Flirts.. . . . . When Good Guy Meets Good Girl, They Avoid Falling In Love & Become Just Good Friends..!! :-/ ;-) :-P :D (m)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hoth tere bhindi ki tarah, Ankhe matar ki tarah aur Shakal gobhi ki tarah. Yaa khuda ek dost diya wo bhi sabji mandi ki tarah. Keep smile
    • 10 years ago



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  • At Desi wedding Boy 1-"Yaar, Pili wali meri." . . . Boy2- Acha? Lal wali meri phir. . . . Boy3- Saale, kuch to sharam kar Lal wali ke hi shaadi pe aaye h :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • हार कर भी जीतने वाले को "बाजीगर" कहते हैं और जीत कर भी हारने वाले को "भारतीय क्रिकेट टीम" कहते हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tharki Admin .- I Want 2 Kiss You.
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    ladki - Tameez Se Bolo ...
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    admin Tharki - Uparwale Ki Aseem Kripa Se . . Kudrati
    khubsuruti Se Bhari Hui Aye Sundar
    kanya . .ye Saaf Dil Wala Tharki Tumhare Laal
    surkh Hontho Pe Chumban Lena Chahta Hai :: P: P: P
    chl Ab Kiss De De Q K Isse Jada Tamiz Se M Bat Nhi
    kr Skta...
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    hehehehee Thoko Like Thrki Admin K Liye.
    PA1:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • हम भी बचपन मे श्री कृष्ण के समान खूबसूरत बच्चे थे।
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    वो तो नौकरी की भाग दौड़ ने भैरोबाबा बना दिया।:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boys Are Like:
    When Single - Honey Singh
    When In Love - Arijit Singh
    After Breakup - Jagjeet Singh
    After Marriage - Manmohan Singh
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi Me "GIRL Friend" Banana Bhi
    Bahut Zaruri Hai........
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    Kyuki,
    Zindagi Me KHUSHIYAN Hi Sab Kuch
    Nahi Hoti..
    Tension Bhi Zaroori Hai...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-Tum Ldkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho?

    Girl-Qki, God Ne Hamko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H.

    Boy-Kamini Bol To Aise Rahi H
    Jaise Ki Hamko Net Se Download Kiya Ho...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • आज का महाग्यान, पत्नी को समय समय पर 500 एवं 1000 के नोट, बंद होने की शंका बताते रहें ताकि वह आपको, अपने पास रखे रुपये के बारे में बताती रहे..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye hakikat hai kahi khwab to nahi, Hame koi yaad kare aisi koi bat to nahi, Fir bhi na jane kyu ye ehsas hua Jaise kisi ne yaad kiya, Kahi wo aap to nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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