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A Perfect Girl: . . . Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai, . Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, . Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai, . Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai, . . . . . Aur Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati... Mile to no.dena

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AKKI: oye paaro, kar ki speed kyo badha di? PAARO:kar k break fail ho gaye hai isse pahle ki accidend ho jaye , hum ghar pahuch jate hai ha ha ha thoko like from :YRSG AND PAARO

10 years ago

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Pyar ki andekhi surat ap hai, Meri zindagi ki zarurat ap hai, Khubsurat to Duniya main bahut hai, Magar mere liye duniya se bhi khubsurat ap hai. . . .dinu

10 years ago

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Wife : Mere husband ka accident hogaya, tab se khada nahi ho pa raha hai. Doctor : Muh mei le ke dekho.. Wife: Madarchod! Husband khada nahi ho pa raha....

10 years ago

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आजकल की लड़कियों को सफेद घोड़े पे राजकुमार की जगह . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BMW.मे गधा भी आ जाए तो चलता है.......

10 years ago

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वो इंसान अपने जीवन में कुछ नहीं कर पाया जिसने ऑटो वाले को"बस भैया यहीं अगली गली में ही घर है" झूठ बोल कर 1 किलोमीटर ज्यादा नहीं दौड़ाया..

10 years ago

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Job Tum Bimar Hote ho Gf Kehti hai -"You ok?" Mom -"TAKE THIS THIS & THIS ALSO THIS" Friends - "AIDS k mareez door reh, apni bimariapne paas rakh kAmIne :D

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बैंक में पैसे जमा करने के बाद ऐसा लग रहा हैं ! ! मानों लाश ठीकाने लगा दी हो ! !

10 years ago

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Tum Dur Sahi Majboor Sahi,
par Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai,
tum Lete Ho Saans Wahan
par Badboo Yahan Tak Aati Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Dosti Karo VODAFON Wali Se, Pyar Karo AIRTEL Wali Se, Baate Karo BSNL Wali Se, Aankh Laraw RELIACE Wali Se, Par Shadi Karo Bina MOBILE Wali Se.

10 years ago

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Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :-. . . Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? .. Boy :- Hasrat tumhari .. . . . . Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? . . . . Boy : Mohhabat tumhari .... . . . Girl:- Pachtaoge tum .......... . . Boy :- Kismat hamari ..... . . Girl :- Married hoon main....... . . Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari

10 years ago

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1 Ldka Ldki Ka Picha Kr Rha Tha..... LADKI-: Tumhey Pta Hai Pichey Meri Maa Aa Rhi Hai, LADKA -: Hum Tho Khandaani Ashik Hai Teri Maa K Pichey Mera Bap Bhi Aa Rha Hai...

10 years ago

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Raat Ko Chupke Se Aati Hai Nind,
kuch Khusiyo K Sapne Lati Hai Nind,
kehti Hai Sapno K Aagosh Me Kho Jao,
bhul Ke Saare Gum Chupke Se Sa Jao...
Good Night....!!!
By - RAMPRASAD MUNDEL:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Girl- Mujhe aise purpose kro Jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kiya ho. Boy- Kutti,Kamini,Za lil I Love You. Mujhse shadi kar k mujhe Tabah kr de Nagin, Ab to han kr de Chudel....

10 years ago

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Pahle Is Mein Ik Adaa Thi Naaz Tha Andaaz Tha,
Roothna Ab To Teri Aadat Mein Shaamil Ho Geya!

10 years ago

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6. Mobile Number Milte Hi 100 Ka Recharge Karva Do:- Jaise Hi Dostiaage Bade Aur Ladki Apna Numbertumhe De, Sabse Pehle Uska Phone Kam Se Kam 100 Se Recharge Kara Daalo. Paise Mein Badi Taakat Hoti Hai Bhakton, Uske Baad Dekho Kamaal.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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MAA – Beta Apple Khaoge? . BETA – Nahi.. . MAA – Beta Mango Khaoge? . BETA – Nahi.. . MAA – Beta Orange Khaoge? . BETA – Nahi.. . MAA – Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai, Chappal Hi Khayega.”

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. . . . Itne me us ka husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko pitne ... ... laga.. Ladki- Maar saale Ko Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h, Aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aata hai... . . . (itne me BF josh me husband ko marne laga) . . . Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai, na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta hai...

10 years ago

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जो लड़के फोन मे 10 ₹ का लोन लेकर, वापिस करने की बजाए नया सिम लेकर कंपनी वालो को ठगते रहते है, ऐसे लड़के ही, आगे चलकरविजय माल्या बनते है..

10 years ago

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Girl-Mera Dil mobile hai or Ap Us k SIM. Boy-Main bahot Khush hu Girl-Zyada khush Mat Ho. Boy-Kyu..? Girl-Q Ki mobile dual sim ka hai..!

10 years ago

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