Jokes SMS

Meri Life ki sabse badi galti thi, ke mene apni GF ko Aasique 2 dikhayi...... . . every minute she calls me and ask: "Tu hi ye mujhko bata de khavu me ya naa...." "Tu hi ye mujhko bata de sovu me ya naa...." "Tu hi ye mujhko bata de clg javu me ya naa...." "Tu hi ye mujhko bata de nahavu me ya naa...." ... Aage mat padho bus itna hi kaafi he.... baaki ka to aap log samajh hi gaye honge....

10 years ago

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Me:" I Love You..
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Girl:" Shutup..
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Me:" I Like You..
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Girl:" Shutup..
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Me:" I Miss You..
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Girl:" Shutup..
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Me:" You Are Really Pretty !!
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Girl:" Really ??
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Me:" SHUTUP....

***BLOCKED***:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ek Buda Santa Ko Roz Kaju-Badam Khane Ko Deta Tha. Santa: Aap Mujhe Roz Kaju-Badam Kyu Khilate Ho.? Buda: Beta Dant To Hai Nahi Chuskar Fekna Thik Nahi Lagta.

10 years ago

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आज का महाज्ञान

दो दोस्त सिगरेट :cricket:पीते हुए
बात कर रहे थे कि
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मेगी:ramen: स्वास्थ्य के लिए हानिकारक है !!!!

10 years ago

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Do lovers ek plate me Sev Puri kha rhe the.. Ek dusre ki aankho me aankhe daalke Ladki(sharmake): aise q dekh rhe ho?? Ladka: thoda thoda kha na Bhikari..

10 years ago

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Usne Kahaa- Mohabbat Ki
sazaa Do Mujhe...!
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Maine Ja K Uske Papa Ko
bta Diya
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kasam Se Khoob Piti :P:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Congratulations SMS Na Karne Par Aapko MBA Ki Degree Di Jati Hai, MBA Bole To Membar Of Bhikari Association Hasso Mat.

10 years ago

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Amma- Doctor Shahab Mera Beta
Bike:motorcycle: Se Gir Gaya,
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Dr.- I Don’t No Hindi Plz Tell Me In
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Amma- My Londa Gironda From
Hero-Honda,
Broken Haddi Ker De Patti.

10 years ago

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मेरे प्यारे आइडिया/वोडा/एयरटेल Etc वालो
आप तो कहते हो कि हम सभी एक परिवार है
लेकिन यार परिवार वालो को कौन लूटता है ऐसे
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298 मे 1Gb बस

10 years ago

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Tution sir-abe o ghade ke bachhe homewrk krke kyo ni laya...... . . . . . . . . . . . New generation student-ulu ke pathe apne costmr se koi ese bat krta h kya....

10 years ago

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rajib: A thief broke into our house last night. He was searching for money. sousif: What did you do? rajib: I got up, turned on all the lights and started searching with him!

10 years ago

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Ek admi bhagwan se: Tune bachpan diya, chheen liya Jawani di wo b chheen li Paisa diya wapas le liya Ek biwi bhi di hai, bhool gaye kya

10 years ago

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VINNY : janti ho , jitni der me mai ek saas leta hu, utni der me desh me ek new child janm leta hai PAARO:hai raam! Tab tum yah harkat chhod kyo nahi dete . Desh ki aabadi pahle se hi itne badhi huyi hai ha ha ha thoko like from:YRSG AND PAARO

10 years ago

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Naadani Ki Hadd Hai, Zara Dekho To Unhe Dosto.. Muje Khoo Kar Wo Mere Jaisi Dhoond Rahe Hai..!

10 years ago

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Biwi- Tum Muje Payar Nahi Karte
pati- Esa Nahi H Me Karta Hu
biwi-to Fir Muje Abhi Tak Baby Kyon Nahi Diya
pati- Ok Khuch Time Lagega Biwi- Nahi Tum Har Bar Yahi Kehte Ho Muje To Abhi Ka Abhi Chahiye :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Wife : Mere Husband Ka Accident Hogaya, Tab Se Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha Hai.

Doctor : Muh Mei Le Ke Dekho..

Wife: Madarchod! Husband Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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India is nation and Dadar is station, wha wha India is nation and& dadar is station, Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

10 years ago

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Halat Ho Gayi Hai Zamane Ki, Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki.. Sms To Company Ne Kab Ke Saste Kar Diye, Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhari Chillar Bachane Ki..

10 years ago

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Boy: Ro Kyu Rahi Ho.? Girl: Mere Marks Bahut Kam Aaye Hai, Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai.? Girl: Sirf 88% Boy: Khuda Ka Khof Kar Zalim, itne Me To 2 Ladke Pass Ho Jate Hai.

10 years ago

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Husband wife को English सिखा रहा था। दोपहर में Wife बोली, "Dinner लो जी"..... Husband - जाहिल औरत ये Dinner नही Lunch है...." . . Wife - जाहिल तू, तेरा सारा ख़ानदान। ये रात का बचा हुआ खाना है। . . अब बोल......"

10 years ago

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