Jokes SMS

Ladka Bola Dilruba,
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ladki Boli Pizza Khila,
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ladka Bola Paise Nahi,
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ladki Boli Aise Nahi,
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ladka Bola Mehangai Hai,
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ladki Boli Aaj Se Tu Mera Bhai Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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TEACHER: Rajnikant ki film THE ROBOT se tumne kya seekha STUDENT*: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nahi Mashine ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti hai

10 years ago

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Ek Baap Ne Apne Bete Ko Ginti K Zariye Bathroom Jana Sikhaya. 1. Zip Kholo 2. Pipi Nikalo 3. Skin Pichhe Khicho 4. Susu Karo 5. Skin Aage Khicho 6. Pipi Andar Lo 7. Zip Band Karo . . . Baap Roz Khush Hota Tha Jab Bathroom Me Se Aavaz Aati 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,... Magar Ek Din Usne Suna.. 3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5 Aur Behosh Ho Gaya. . . . Jisko Samajh Aaya Wo Share Kare, Baki Bache Pogo Dekho.

10 years ago

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Ek Chinese aur Indian Train me safar kr rhe the. Tabhi ek machchhar chinese k samne aa gya tab chinese ne use mara aur kha gaya. Fir ek dusra machchhar Indian k paas aaya tab Indian ne use pakda aur chinese se bola Kharidoge kya?

10 years ago

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Boy: Maine new iPhone liya hai Girl: Waaaoooowww....kaunsi company ka ? . . . . . . . Boy: Kuch nahi.. Tu ghar jaa!

10 years ago

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जिंदगी की हर एक उड़ान बाकी है; हर मोड़ पर एक इम्तिहान बाकी है; अभी तो सिर्फ आप ही परेशान हैं मुझसे; अभी तो पूरा हिंदुस्तान बाकी है।

10 years ago

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Agar FB and Whatsapp Nahi Hota...! . . . Toh . . . . . . . . . . . . Kasam se School Me Topper Hota.....!

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Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara??? Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai

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"Usse Juda Ho Kar To Meri Jaan Hi
Jaane Wali Thi Faraz' !!
Achanak Yaad Aya.
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Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh
Apna Number Diya Tha...!!
Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Swarg Ke Dwar Par 3 Log The..
God: "Sirf Ek Hi Andar Ja Sakta Hai.
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Pehla: "Main Pujari Hu,
Sari Umar Aapki Seva Ki Hai,
Swarg Par Mera Hi Haq Hai.
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Dusra: "Main Ek Desh Bhakt Neta
Hu, Sari Umar Logo Ki Seva Ki Hai.
Swarg Par Toh Mera Hi Haq Hai.
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Teesra: "Maine Engineering Ki
Padhai Ki Hai."
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God: "Kuch Mat
Bol Mere Bhai, Rulaeyga Kya?
Saari Jawani Tu Narak Me Raha
Hai. Swarg Par Tera Hi Haq Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Garmi se bachney ke liye Enter Password: ****** *****O ****LO ***ALO **HALO *AHALO NAHALO Code accepted Welcome to B A T H R O O M

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Q.Watch aur Wife me kya farak hota hai? Ans:Watch bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai and Wife bigadati hai to shuru ho jati hai

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Dil Se Apka Khayal Jata Nahi; Apke Siva Koi Yaad Ata Nahi; Hasrat Hai Apko Roz Dekhun; Par Hamare TV Pe CARTOON NETWORK Ata Hi Nahi!!!

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Gusse Ka Aana
"Mard" Hone Ki
nishani Hai,
;-)
magar....
Gusse Ko Pee Jana
%-)
:-|
"Married" Hone Ki
nishani Hai...!!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Girl :aap mujhe lift denge to main aapko apna cell no: dungi . . . . . Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chhod dunga Numbr vambar rehne do, Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena bahnji:) Uffff "Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai " Sagarr Se7en575

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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aya,
Majnu Ne 2 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya,
Majnu Marne Wala Hai Laila Ke Pyar Main,
Aur Laila Bethi Hai Sms Free Hone Ke Intazar Main………:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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बच्चा: गुड नाइट ममी? ममी: गुड नाइट बेटा... बच्चा: गुड नाइट डैडी? डैडी: गुड नाइट बेटा। . . . बच्चा (परेशान होकर): अरे, गुड नाइट कहां है, पूछ रहा हूं! मच्छर काट रहे हैं!

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Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain.. . . . Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain.. . . Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq... . . . Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain.......!*!c

10 years ago

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A Small Monkey Child Said 2 His Mother, Maa Maa Main Itna Badsurat Kyun Hun ? His Mother Said 2 Him -Tu To Phir Bhi Theek Hai Usko Dekh Jo Sms Padh Rahi Hai......

10 years ago

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Our brilliant TOM has done again.... Teacher : Which is ur favourite dish? . . . . . . TOM : TATA SKY...Ishko laga dala to lyf jhinga lala....

10 years ago

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