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कल पूरे दिन कुछ माताओं ने अपनी बिटिया को जबरदस्ती पानी पिला-पिला कर चेक किया। ताकि अगर कोई ब्यॉयफ्रैंड हो तो पता चल सके

10 years ago

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कल Airtel का 4G रिचार्ज कराया मैंने
नेट चालू किया तो नेटवर्क ही नही था
कमीने पहाड़,रेगिस्तान में नेटवर्क देते है
बस मेरे घर में ही नही देंगे:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Ek baar Mene Larki Ko propose kiya and Woh Maan Gyi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PHIR NEEND KHUL GYI MERI

10 years ago

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Patni Mobile :iphone:To
pati Sim Card
dono Mele To Howa Richerj
beta Howa To Incoming
beti Howi To Out Going
to Wins Howe To Bonash Taktime
kuch Na Howa To Netwar Parblam..

10 years ago

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New Generation.. 1 Aurat ne 5 Saal k Bachy ko Cigrate Pite Dekha to bachy se Kaha:" Kya Parents ko Maloom hai ke Tum Cigrate Peete ho ?? . . . BACHA:" Dhuwan Chhorte hue,,, . . . Mohtarma! Kya aap k shohar ko maloom hai ke aap ek gair mard se baaten kar rahi hain...??? Baccha Rocked aunty shoked.

10 years ago

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Emotional dastan- Mei to akela hi chala tha manjil-e-dagar ki taraf.. . . magar . . D.N.A. jaanch hoti gyi aur pariwar badta gya

10 years ago

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arz kiya hai- kismat v aajkal ajib sitam dhaata hai, gaur farmaiyega- ki kismat v aajkal ajib sitam dhaata hai, hum 1 ko taraste hai aur wo do-do ghumata hai...

10 years ago

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2025 Me Apko Customer Care Ke Msg Is Prakar Aayenge..:p :D . . . . . Dear Customer, Your Wife Can Become A Mother Without Your Struggle..

10 years ago

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~~~ Kisi ko apni khubiyo ka ehsas nahi hota, ~~~ Aap jaise Dosto ka milna itfak nahi hota, ~~~ Achha kuchh kiya hoga hamne, ~~~ Varna aap ho sath hamare, Ye visvas nahi hota.~~~

10 years ago

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Waise Dekha Jaaye To Aajkal Log Mahengai Aur Bhrashtachar Se Utne Dukhi Nahi Hain,

Jitne Dukhi Facebook Mein Apne Dosto Dvaara Anchahe Tag Karne Se Hain...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ek Baar Jackie Chan Ki Biwi Mar Gayi.
Pappu Ko Pata Nahi Chala Ki Wo Usse Kya Kahe???
Phir Bahut Der Sochne Ke Baad Bola,".
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Hota Hai Yaar Chinese Thi Aur Kitne Din Chalti???:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Girl- Where is my birthday gift? . . Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Car dekh rai ho? . . Girl - (khusi se)- wow! . . Boy- same colour ki Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye.

10 years ago

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Jio सिम खरीदने के बाद भी इंटरनेट 2G,
मोड़ में यूज करने वाले वही बन्दे है,
जिन्हें आप भले सोने का कटोरा दे दो
लेकिन,
वो उस कटोरे से भीख ही मागेंगे..:smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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Our brilliant TOM has done again.... Teacher : Which is ur favourite dish? . . . . . . TOM : TATA SKY...Ishko laga dala to lyf jhinga lala....

10 years ago

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Ek Aadmi Ka Gala Khrab Tha, Wo Raat 3 Baje Dr. Ke Ghar Gya, Dard Ki Waja Se Dhire Se Bola: Dr.Hai.? Uski Biwi Usse Bhi Dhire Se Boli: "Nahi Hai Aajaao."

10 years ago

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1 Sawal _ _ _ _ _ ?

Pagal Tanhai Main Kia Mehsoos Karta Hai.?

Zaroori Nahin Ke Abhi Reply Karo.

JAB MEHS00S
KAR0 T0 BATA DENA..:p:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Girl: Paros Wali Aunty Mujhe Bohat Tang Karti Theen..
Jab B Kisi Ki Shadi Hoti Wo Mere Gaal Kheench K Kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir Maine Un Ki Ye Aadat Khatam Karwa Di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab Koi Mar Jata Tou Main Un K Gaal Kheench K Kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Premi: Darling Aaj Aisi Koi Romantic Baat Karo Jisse Mere Pair Zameen Par Na Rahe. Premika: To Aap Faansi Kyo Nahi Laga Lete.?

10 years ago

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tu na shayar hai ... na shayar ka bhatija tu na shayar hai .... na shayar ka bhatija tu to hai mere phatte hue condom ka natijaa wah wah wah wah....

10 years ago

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Sir- Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge. Student- Chidiya Bankar. Sir- Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tera Baap Banayega Student- To Samundar Mein Ped Aapka Baap Lagayega

10 years ago

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