• Categories
Location |   Home >> Jokes - Funny SMS >> Jokes SMS
  • Jokes SMS   7142
  • बारात में दारु बाटने की जिम्मेदारी पाया
    हुआ लंगोटिया यार भी,,,,
    -.-
    -.-

    दोस्ती भूलकर संयुक्तराष्ट्रध्यक्ष की भूमिका
    में आ जाता है।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • लक्ष्मण अगर कमेंटेटर है तो में भारत का नंबर वन रेडियो जॉकी हूँ :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • L.O.V.E:... L: Lake Of Beer O: Ocean Of Whiskey V: Valley Of Rum E: End Of Stock(bar closed) Love Iz Injurious To Health So Simply Avoid Love!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Jelar-kaidi Se
    suna Hai Tum Kavi Ho Kuchh Sunao Yar
    kaidi- Gam-e-ulfat
    me Na Maro Gand Hamari
    kasam Se Jis Din Jamanat Hui Maa Chhod Denge Tum Hari
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Kitni mehengai ho gayi hai yaar . . 98 ka net card ab 125 ka ho gaya . . 35 ka msg card dalwao usme bhi10 paise kat te hai... . . Kuch to reham karo bhikari sim companiyo hum students par... . . Na koi income hai na koi ameer baap ki beti apni girlfriend hai...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Mere taraf se...spcly 4 girlz... . . . . . Pass this advice to all girls: - Do not play with "DOGS" You may get rabies.! . . . And do not play with :- "BOYS" you may get babies.! Hahahaha BOYZ ROCKS... Janhit me jari: :-D :P
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Hum jite EK bar he Marte EK bar hai Pyar EK bar hota hai Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai TO ye . . . . . . . . EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • क माँ की रिक्वेस्ट है प्लीज इसे इतना फॉरवर्ड करो की ये मेसेज उसके बेटे तक पहुँच जाये !!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . घरै आवौ तो 1 किलो प्याज लै अइयो.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Bacha:" 1 Litre Aata De Do! . Dukandar:" Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai.. Dobara Kaho! . Bacha:" Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do! . Dukandar:" Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Aata.. Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata Hun K aata Kaise Lete Hain.. . . Dukandar:" ék Kilo Aata Dedo! . Bacha:" Bottle Laye Ho K.k
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • A Cute Girl To Shopkeeper.....
    ...uncle,jab Mai Badi Ho Jaungi To Aap Aapne Bete Ki Saadi Mujhse Krwana....!
    Shopkeeper- Haan Beta Jaroor Krwa Denge....!
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    Girl- To Sasur G Aapni Hone Wali Bahu Ko Ek "DARYMILK" Do Na....:-P:-*:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • माँ :- मेरे लाल, तेरी आँखों में क्यों
    नमी है..?
    .
    .
    बेटा:- मेरी माँ, तेरे घर में बहू की
    कमी है...
    .
    . :grin: दे चप्पल, दे चप्पल :joy: :joy: :joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Mother And Son Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS , Bahu Jokes Sms
  • सपने वो नहीं होते, जो आप नींद में देखते हैं..
    सपने तो वो होते हैं..
    .
    .
    .
    .
    जिन्हें दिखा के वो आपसे रिचार्ज करवा लेती है...!!:smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Bhikhari To Manmohan Singh:- 1 Rupya De Do Baba Roti Khani Hai . . . Manmohan:-1000 Rs Dunga Pehle Ye Bata ki Hamari Sarkar K Hote Hue Sirf 1 Rupiye Me Roti de kaun raha hai..... ?? :
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • SMART Ho Aap To Bure Hm B Nhi INTELLIGENT Ho Ap To Buddhu Hm B Nhi Dosti Kr K Kehte Ho Busy H Hm Yad Krna Hmse Sikho Free To Hum B Nhi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Gf Ne Apni Jins Utari Or Bf Se Boli:Mujhe Ladki Hone Ka Ahsas Karao.
    Bf Ne Bhi Apni Jins Utari Or Gf Se Bola




    jao Dono Jins Dhokar Lao.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS

  • Boy:Kya Main Tumhe Pyara Lagta Hun?

    Girl:Nai
    .
    Boy:Kya Tum Mere Sath Rehna Chahti Ho?

    Girl:Nai

    Boy:Agar Main Marr Jaun To Tum Ro Gi?
    Girl:Nai

    Larka Boht Udas Ho Gya Use Boht Dukh Hua Or Wo Rone Lga :(

    Larki Ne Use Apne Kareeb Kiya Or Kaha
    Tum Pyare Nai Bohut Khubsurat Ho Main Tumhare Sath Rehna Nai Balki Jeena Chahti Hun
    Agr Tumhen Kuch Ho Gya To
    mein Roun Gi Nai Marr Jaun Gi :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Bhikhari: Amma Roti De Do. Amma: Abhi Roti Nahi Bani Hai, Baad Me Aana. Bhikari: To Mobile Number Le Lo, Ban Jaye To Miss Call Kar Dena.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? Student: vidya ke khaatir Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • गाँव की एक लडकी घर से भाग गई।। 2 दिन बाद लौट के आई…… बाप(गुस्से में) : अब का लैवे आई है ? बेटी: पतली पिन कौ चार्जर ।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Sonu: “Duniya Me Sabase Jyada Himmat Wala Kon?” Monu: “DHOBI” Sonu: “Kaise?” Monu: “Kisi ke Bhi Ghar Ja ke Keh Sakta Hai Sahab, Madam Ko Bolo, Kapde Nikal Ke Rakhen, Main Abhi A kar Leta Hoon”
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS