Jokes SMS

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohattang karti theen.. Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti “AB TUMHARI BARI HAI” Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di. Friend: Kaise ? Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un kGaal kheench k kehti.. “AB AAP KI BARI HAI” Sagarr Se7en575

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डॉक्टर: माफ करना। हम उसे बचा नहीं सके। अब वह नहीं रहा।
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इंजिनियर: एक बार री-स्टार्ट कर के देख लेते..:smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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गलती से कालेज में किसी और क्लास में घुस जाएं तो लगता है किसी और ग्रह पे आ गए और उस क्लास के लौंडे और कुडियां ऐसे देखती है जैसे एलियन आया हो। :D

10 years ago

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मेरे प्यारे आइडिया/वोडा/एयरटेल etc वालो आप तो कहते हो कि हम सभी एक परिवार है लेकिन यार परिवार वालो को कौन लूटता है ऐसे . . 298 मे 1Gb बस

10 years ago

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:dancer::dancer:बहस के दौरान पत्नी ने यह कह कर पति को चुप करा दिया...:neutral_face::neutral_face:
"ज्यादा होशियार ना बनो...:sunglasses::sunglasses: जितना दिमाग आप के पास है उतना तो मेरा हर समय ख़राब रहता है।"...:sweat_smile::sweat_smile::ok_hand::ok_hand:

10 years ago

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Sardar ke piche 1 kutta laga. Sardar bhagte huye sochne laga, Saala card to IDEA ka liya tha Phir network VODAFONE ka kaise aa raha hai..

10 years ago

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सच्ची मोहब्बत वोही है जिसको चाहते ही उसकी किसी और से शादी हो जाये! :grin::grin::grin::grin:

10 years ago

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Papa Baite Se Sabse Jada Garb Kab Hota
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baita Jab Me Apni GF Ke Sath Hota Hu Or
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ap Pichhe Se Aate Ho Or Bolte Ho
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baita Mummy Dekh Legi
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tab Garb Hota Hai Papa Ji :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ek tu teri aawaz yaad aayegi, Teri kahi huwi har baat yaad aayegi, Din dhal jayega raat yaad aayegi, Har lamha pahli mulakat yaad aayegi.

10 years ago

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Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
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Aahista Bolo
Aawaj Yaha Tak Aa Rhi Hai.
Ab Ho To Ho
Sbko Btana Jruri Hai Kya.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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An aeroplane asks a rocket: Howis that you can fly so fast? The rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your ass!

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Larka Larki K Baap Se: Main Aap Ki Beti Ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hon. Larki Ka Baap: Kyun? Larka: Kyun K, Ab Mere HAATH Thak Chukay Hain Msg Kar Kar K …!B-)

10 years ago

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aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha "is mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon. wife ne jawab diya "app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley,hisaab bhej rahi hoon. 1.doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan gaya 2.teacher ko 7 kiss deni padi, 3.sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni pari. 4makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay. app fiker nahi kerna,mere pass abhi lag bhag 30,40 kiss or hain. MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY GA K.k.

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S!r :- Bachon Kasm Kaho Kbh! Sarab,Cigrate Nh! P!oge,Non Veg Nh1 Khoge, Bache :- Nh! Khayen Ge “S!R” S!r :- Kbh! Ladk!yan Nhi Chhedo Ge, Bache :- Allr!t S!r, S!r :- Kbh! Jua Nh! Khelo Ge, Bache:- OK S!r, S!r :- Desh K L!ye Jaan Bh! De 2 Ge, Bache :- De Den Ge S!R…. :”:”:”:”:”: A!s! Jaan Ka Aur Krege Bh! Kya :”:”:”:”:”:

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Ladki ko Teddy Bear Gift Karne Par.. . . English Girl:- Oh! So Cute... . . Muslim Girl:- mashAllah..! Kitna Khoobsurat Hai.. . . Sikh Girl:- Oh Ji Kinna sona Teddy Haa.. * * . . . Haryanvi Girl:- "Re Yo Ke De Diya Bhaalu Sa"

10 years ago

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Teacher :- Student Se,Aaj Tumne Apne Homework Complete Kyu Nahi Kiye Ho! Student :- Teacher Se, Sir... . . . . . . . . . Zaise Aap Mujhe Ghar Ka Homework Yanha Nahi Banane Dete Hai Waise Hi Mujhe Meri Maa Yanha Ka Homework Ghar Pe Nahi Banane Deti Hai...!!!

10 years ago

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Sender:Name Missing* *Number Missing *Sent:Date missing *Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....

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Sardar Ji Aapko Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai ? Ha Yaar, Par Wo Manti Hi Nhi… Kya Kehti Hai… ? Kehti Hai, ‘I LOVE U 2 Pata Nhi Sala Ye Dusra Kaun Hai

10 years ago

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Engineer Doctor Ke
Pass Gaya Or Bola Ghar
Jaane Ki Kya Fees Hai.
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Doctor - 300 Rupees..
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Engg.- Chale Dr. Sahab ?
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Dr. Ne Bike Nikali
Engg. And Dr. Ghar Pahuch Gye
Dr. Bola Mareez Kaha Hai.. .
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Engg.- Mareez Koi Nai Hai Pagal,
Taxi Wala 500 Maang Raha Tha Aur
Tu 300 Mai Le Aaya ::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Wo Ishq To Karti Hai Par Junoon Nahi Karti...wo Katal To Karti Hai Par Khoon Nahi Karti,...is Kadar Kanjous Hai Meri Chahne Wali,.miss Caal To Karti Hai Par Phone Nahi Karti.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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