Jokes SMS

Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th main karna bhul gya, 5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi. Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques? Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!

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Bole To Read Karne Ke Time, Munna Or Circuit Mafik Ishtyle Mein Read Karne Ko Maangta !
PROFESSOR :
Gandhi Jayanti Ke Baray Mein Kya Jante Ho?
MUNNA BHAI :
Gandhi Bahut Zabardast Aadmitha, Baap. Maa Kasam, Par Apun Ko Yeh Nehin
maloom Ke Yeh Jayanti Kaun Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Hame malum hai ki aap hame bhula nahi sakte, Lekin paas bhi hamare aa nahi sakte, Yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU.... Please yaar kya tum NAHA NAHISAKTE!

10 years ago

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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha.. “Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

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D fastest way 2 receive LOVE is to give LOVE, D fastest way 2 lose LOVE is 2 hold it too tightly, & D best way 2 keep LOVE is 2 give it wings.....

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एक बार जीजा - साली में सेटिंग हो गई , साली भी शादी शुदा थी ,
जीजा बोला - जानू मुझे तुम्हारे साथ अधिक मजा आता है।
साली बोली - मेरे पति तो कहते है की उनको दीदी के साथ ज्यादा मजा आता है।

10 years ago

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Kaash saanp Bhi zehrila na Hota . . Veena malik ka National Geographic ko Interview . . Smjhey ya phir Lagaun POGO?

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Santa-Rasgulla Hai?
Dukandaar-Nahi
Santa-Dekh Lunga
Dukandaar Gusse Me! Kya Dekh Loge?
Santa-Dusri Dukan Mein Jaakar Dekh Lunga!
Waris:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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आज उसने हमें एक और दर्द दिया तो हमें याद आया; कि दुआओं में हमने ही तो उसके सारे दर्द मांगे थे।

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Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!

10 years ago

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Ek Dada Dadi Ne Jawani K Dino Ko Yaad Karne Ka
Faisla Kiya..
Agle Din Dada Phool Le Kar Wahi Pahucha Jaha Wo
Jawani Me Mila Karte The, Waha Khade-2 Dada K
Pairo Me Dard Ho Gaya Lekin Dadi Nahi Aayi...
Ghar Ja Kar Dada Gusse Se: "Aayi Kyo
Nahi...????"
Daadi Sharmate Hue: "Mummy Ne Aane Hi Nahi
Diya.
:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Msg to wife..... Meri piyari bivi !!! Sawaal kuchh bhi ho, Jawab tum hi ho. Rasta koi bhi ho, Manzil tum hi ho. Dukh kitna hi ho, Khushi tum hi ho. Armaan kitna hi ho, Aarzu tum hi ho. Gussa jitna bhi ho, Pyar tum hi ho. Khwab koi bhi ho, Taqdeer tum hi ho. Yaani aisa samjho ki, Fasaad Kuch bhi ho, Saare fasaad ki jadd, Sirf tum hi ho.. Himmat hai to apni wali ko bhejna..$. Khan

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Ye arzoo nahi ki kisi ko bhulayein hum. Na tammana hai kisi ko rulayein hum. Par dua hai us rab se ek hi, Jisko jitana yaad karte hain usko utana yaad aayein hum.

10 years ago

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Girlfriend - Darling tum mujhse Shadi kab karoge? Boyfriend - Are pagli, Do Idli Aur Ek Medu Wada ke liye koi pura hotel kharidta hai kya

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Sir- Kaunsa Panchhi sabse Tez udta hai? Boy- Hathi Sir- Nalayak, Tera baap kya karta hai?. . . . . . . . . . .. Boy- Chhota Rajan ke gang me shooter hai !! Sir- Shabash, Hathi sahi jawab hai:) !:D

10 years ago

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Santa In Court ( Sad ) : Bachpan Mein Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Nahi Dekhna Padta . . . . . Judge : Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa ? . . . . . . Santa : Judge Sahab Tum Bhi Gawaaro Wali Baat Kar Rahe Ho...Jab Suni Hi Nahi To Bataau Kaise...

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Humari Generation Ko Sabse Zyaada
tension Kab Hoti Hai.. ??
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exams Mein.. ??
nahi
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results Mein ??
nahi
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jab So Kar Utho Aur Mobile Aas Paas
na Ho Tab..:p :D :O :D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Faadu shayari: Ladka ladki me ho rahi thi kissing... . Wah wah.. ladka ladki me ho rahi thi kissing... abhi ap chote ho isliye.. *some text missing* SORRY

10 years ago

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मोहल्ले के बारात जब जाओ तब पता चलता है की किन किन नय लड़को ने शराब पीना शुरू कर दिया है

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टीचर : बेटा, *kabutar* पे एक वाक्य बनाओ। स्टुडंट : शाम कि पी हुई शराब, सुबह को *kab - utar* जाती है......पता ही नही चलता। टीचर : गेट आउट !!!!!!

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