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  • Naraj Baap-iss ladki mein aisa kya hai ki tune shaadi k liye haan kar di? . . . Beta- dad ye bachpan mein angutha bahut achchha choosti thhi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jisko dil diya meine diwani samjh kar.Wo kha gayi mujhe biryani samjh kar.Ek katra bhi na choda khoon ka.Use bhi pee gayi nimbu pani samjh kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 dost 1 car me fase the. 1 dost- oye engine k raste nikal jate hai. 2 dost- oye nai diggi k raste nikal jate hai. 3 dost- jo karna hai jaldi karo barsat hone wali hai aur car pe chat b nai hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Kaafi Dino Se Ek Cheez Soch Soch Ke Pareshan Hua Pada Hai Ki: Jiss Marji Ladke Se Puch Lo Aap, Wo Single Hi Kehega. Aur Jiss Marji Ladki Se Puchlo Wo Kehegi I Have Boy-Friend. Mujhe To Ye Samaj Nahi Aa Raha Ke, Agar Sare Boys Single Hai To Ladkiya Kya Bandro Se Set Hone Lag Gayi? —— Agar Aapke Paas Is Bat Ka Answer Hai To Please Reply Jarur Kare Aur Pappu Ki Madad Kare.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap : Kyu Beta Ladki Pasand Aayi Tumhe? Beta : Papa Ladki Toh Bahut Moti Hai, Baap : Beta Ghar Kitna Bhi Bada Ho, Darwaaja Chhota Hi Hota Hai.;-):-(.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Examination v/s cricket Preparation-fielding. Tough question-fast bowling. Easy question-slow bowling. Confusing question-spin bowling. Unexpected question-Googly. Out of course-Bounce. Catch while coping-Run out. 1st position-Century. 1st division-Sixer. 2nd division-4 run. Pass-2 run. Promoted-1run. Fail-clean bowled.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Ladki dekhne gaya Ladki ka Baap: Beta Sharab pete ho.. Santa: Sharab to baad me penyge abi to sirf Chai chalege.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikhari ne awaaz lagayi-Babu ji Roti Milegi? . . Andar se awaz aai-Biwi ghar par Nahi h, Bhikhari- Chumma Nahi manga h Saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • रेस्टोरेंट में बैठे हुए एक प्रेमी ने अपनी प्रेमिका से कहा, कहो क्या मंगवाया जाए?


    प्रेमिका : मेरे लिए कॉफी और अपने लिए एंबुलेंस क्योंकि दरवाजे पर आपकी बीवी खड़ी हैं।:joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Ambulance Jokes Sms , Coffee Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS
  • 4 ghante gf ka wait krne k bad ladke ne arz kia.... imtehaan ho gae intezaar ki. . . . . . . . . maa ki aaaankhh aise pyaar ki..! Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Swine Flu" Yani ki.. S-soda W-whisky I-ice N-namkeen at E-evening with a F-frnd L-like U-U...! . Hai na kitni achchi beemari hai..! So CHEERS..
    • 10 years ago



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  • andheri rat thii... vo mere sath thiiii. mai uske uupar thaaa.. vo mere niche thiii... bura mat socho yaro vo meri cycle thiiiiii........
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़कियां गर इसी तरह के एक्सप्रेशन के साथ सेल्फ़ी लेती रही तो जल्द ही स्कूलों में पढ़ाया जाएगा कि . हमारे पूर्वज बन्दर नहीं बत्तख थे..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek auto rickshaw me couple kiss kar rhe the... Driver unhe dekh raha tha . . . Aage jaake accident hua . . Toh... . Driver sar pakad kar baitha aur bola:- . . . saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu dooba tha:P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maine zindgi me hmesha dhoke khaye hain.. Jaise . . . . . . Amrud Angur Seb Aam Chicku Sb dhoke hi khaye hain... Aap b hamesha dhoke hi khana....:XD specially haath..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Chhota Sa Par Bahut Khatarnaak Sentence Jo Na Jaane Kitne Ladko Ki Jindagi Barbaad Kar
    Deta Hai..
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    "Yaar, Vo Tujhe Dekh Rahi Thi":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • MAA=Beta Kya Kar Rahe ho ? BETA=Padh Raha Hun MAA=Excelent ! Kya Padh Rahe ho ? BETA=Aap Ki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Messages.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पति का सबसे कठिन, बीवी का I.A.S Exam वाला सवाल....?
    जब बीवी Make-up करके कहती हैं...
    : मैं कैसी दिखती हु...!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • DRINKERS movies banate toh.. 1) Soda Akbar 2) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi 3) Rum de basanti 4) Hum tight ho chuke sanam 5) Beer Zaara 6) Bewde Zameen par.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Class Mein Teacher Ne Santa Se Puchha. Teacher: Radio Or News Paper Mein Kya Farq Hai? Santa Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola, Dekho Madam, News Paper Mein Hum Roti Lapet Ke Le Ja Sakte Hai, Magar Radio Meinnahi Le Ja Sakte
    • 10 years ago



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