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  • Aapke paas doston ka khazana hai, Par ye dost aapka purana hai, Iss dost ko bhul na jana kabhi, Kyun ki yeh dost aapki dosti ka DEEWANA hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tere Har Gum Ko Apni Rooh Me Utaar Lun Zindagi Apni Teri Chahat Me Sawaar Lun Mulaqat Ho Tujhase Kuch Is Tarah Meri, Sari Umar Bas Ek Mulaqat Me Gujaar Lun
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Aur Jal Gye Mere Lips. Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Or Jal Gye Mere Lips. Kyuki Vo Kha Kar Ayi Thi Indian "Bingo Red Chilly Chips".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum ne to wafa ki thi, par uss ne hi dil "TODA MERA " Fir ek din usne msg kia- hamari yaad aati hai kya ? Hum ne bhi likh dia - "L@VDA MERA".
    • 10 years ago



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  • पता नहीं कौन कहता है दूध दही घी में ताकत होती है,, मैडल तो सारे पिज्जा बरगर वाले ले गये,,
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mom:" School Ja,
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    Bachcha:" Nahi Jaunga
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    Mom:" Kyu ??
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    Bachcha:" Job Kar Lunga..
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    Mom:" Nalayak Beshram.. 5th Padh
    k Kya Job Karega..??
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    Bchcha:" 4th Ki Ladkiyo Ko Tution
    padaunga..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • लडकी को लाईन ... और कुत्ते को पत्थर सोच समझ कर मारना चाहिये ... .= = = = = पीछे भी पड़ सकते हैं..!! = = = = = कुत्ते अस्पताल पहुंचा देते है ओर लड़की शमशान मे पहुंचा देती है..!!..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?
    • 10 years ago



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  • DARU se NASHA badhta he, NASHE se junun, JUNUN se mehnat, MEHNAT se paisa, PAISE se izat. isliye IZAT paneke liye, DARU pina Bahut jaruri he.
    • 10 years ago



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  • टीचर - बताओ अगर एक छोटा ग्रह पृथ्वी से टकरा जायेगा तो क्या होगा।
    मोनू - टन्न्न्न्न्न की आवाज आएगी।
    टीचर - क्यों।
    मोनू - क्योकि ये दुनिया,
    ये दुनिया पीतल दी।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aashiqui 3 Song
    Tu Hi Yeh Mujhko Bta De
    facebook
    chalau Main Ya Naa.
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    Apne Tu Ghar Ka Pata De,
    aaau Main Yaa Naaa.
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    Apna Tu Phone Number Bta De,
    Call Lagau Main Yaa Naaaaaaaa. .
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    Khaana Tu Rakh De Paka
    ke,
    khau Main Yaaa Na.
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    Itna Bata De Mujhko
    kab Milne Aau Tujhko...
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    Ab Hota Nhi Intizaaaar
    tu Hi Ye Mjhko Bata De
    koi Dusri
    patau Main Yaa Naaaaaa.
    Girls, I M Wa8ing Dusri Ptau Mei B Ya
    na ?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक आदमी अपनी बीवी को दफना के घर जा रहा था कि अचानक बिजली चमकी बादल गरजे जोर की तूफानी बारिश शुरू हुई ! माहौल अफरातफरी वाला हो गया दुखी आदमी आसमान की तरफ देखते हुए बोला लगता हैं पहुँच गयी !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Choti Si Pogo Story :-D
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    Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha,
    To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye,
    Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha
    “Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?”
    Papa: “Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu MeraBeta Hai Wo Ek Vishwas Hai“:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek sharabi k haath JINN lag gaya Jinn:" koi 3 wishes mango Sharabi:" 1 daru ki bottle jo kabhi khatam na ho Jinn ne bottle pesh ki.... sharabi ne bottle milte hi peena shuru kiya.. Jaise hi last peg glass mein dala to bottle firse bhar gayi sharabi khush, phir peene laga... Jinn ne 2 aur wish mangne ko kaha sharabi Bahut khush ho ke bola:" . . . Aisi hi 2 bottle aur de de.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boyfrnd1:- Can I Touch Your Boobs
    Girlfrnd1 :- Shut Up!!!!
    boyfrnd2 :- Can I Touch Ur Heartbeats
    girlfrnd2 :- Ooooh!! How Sweet!!
    Rishta Wahi Soch Nai;-):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chiken Aisa Khauo Jo Kaccha Na Ho..? Zara Gauor Farmaiye,? Chiken Aisa Khauo Jo Kaccha Na Ho ..? Aur Girllfrnd Aisi Patawo Jiske Koi Baccha Na Ho...?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • sharab bani to mehkhane bane hussn bane to dewane bane to dewane bane kuch to baat hai aapme yu hi thodi pagal khane bane
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beti Ka Anokha Bayaan ..!
    Dear Papa....
    Beti Bankar Ayi Hu Ma Baap Ke Jivan Me,
    Basera Hoga Kal Mera Kisi Aur Ke Aangan Me,
    Kyu Ye Reet "Rab" Ne Banai Hogi,
    Kehte Hai Aaj Nahi To Kal Tu Parai Hogi,
    Dekhe Janam Paal Poskar Jisne Hame Bada Kiya,
    Aur Waqt Aya To Unhi Hatho Ne Hame Vida Kia,
    Tut Ke Bikhar Jati He Humari Zindagi Wahi,
    Par Phir Bhi Us Bandhan Me:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    Pyar Mile Zaruri To Nahi,
    Kyu Rishta Humara Itna Ajib Hota Hai,
    Kya BasYahi Betiyo Ka Nasib HotaHe?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhul Ne Wale Hume Bhul Jaate Hai,
    Dil Se Unke Hum Nikal Jaate Hai,
    Jabtk Hum Roz Msg Na Kare Kisi Ko,
    Tabtak Hum Kaha Kisi Ko Yaad Aate
    hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bohat Rulaya Ha Qasam Sa In Logo Na Payar Ki Khatir Aye Mout Agar Tum Sath Do To In Sub Ko Rulanay Ka Irada Ha Mera
    • 10 years ago



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